Update.

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"Master Beel! Are you okay!?" the purple-haired maid asked while frantically shaking Beel's unconscious body.

Kōta just sat there, watching the poor maid try and wake up her master. He was surprised that a demon maid would reappear once again.

"Hmm.. So she's like Hilda." Kota commented in thought. "I wonder how Beel will react to this."

Kōta's thoughts were cut short as he saw Beel's body stir. Kōta saw a purple aura radiate from Beel's body. Kōta perceived this as anger from Beel, which was really bad. If Beel were to do anything to that poor demon maid, he might regret it for the rest of his life. Beel then suddenly grabbed her hand and squeezed it. Kōta and the demon maid were treated to Beel's hellish expression as Kōta could only shudder at Beel's scary grin.

"What's with driving that box to me bitch!?" Beel asked while grabbing the woman violently. "Who the fuck do you think you are!?"

Kōta knew that he had to intervene or else Beel would do something unspeakable to the poor lady. But Kōta noticed that the girl had a different reaction to Beel's anger, it was not fear or anger, it was… affection? The girl was blushing a deep shade of red as she covered her mouth in embarrassment.

"Master Beel, who knew that you were so dreamy?"

The sheer gravity of this statement knocked Beel out of his enraged state, as he and Kōta looked at the purple-haired maid, confused at what she said. Beel release the girl from his grip, much to her disappointment. With his face showing inability to comprehend the girl's words, he asks.

"What?"

"Ah!" The girl reacted, flustered by her statement. "I-I didn't mean to blurt that out!"

"Who are you?" Kōta asked while walking up to the pair. "And what are you doing here? I thought Beel already had a wet nurse."

"Yeah, I don't think Hilda's leaving any soon." Beel commented. "Why are you here?"

"Er… Um…" Was all that the girl could speak before she shyly handed a letter to Beel.

Beel grabs the letter and reads it.

Dear Kaiser De Emperana Beelzebub IV

It is greatly disappointing to hear your rejection of the position of Governor of the Muerto District. It was only through the generosity of your Brother En that we agreed to this proposal. However, since you rejected that proposal, we took the liberty of making changes.

The maid you are meeting is my daughter and your fiancee. Her name is Apollyon and she will be under your care for a while. She is next in line as governor, so please take good care of her.

Sincerely,

Abbadon Perses De Eversio, Governor of Muerto

Beel finds another letter attached to it.

So Beel… I'm sorry it had to be like this, but I was forbidden from telling you the consequences. So now, you have to take care of Apollyon, so good luck!

Take good care of your fiancee!

Sincerely,

Lord En

Beelzebub dropped the paper in shock, while Kōta crouched down and picked it up. He read it for quite a bit before turning to Beel.

"Hey, it's not that bad!"

Beel then grabs Kōta's collar and begins shaking him violently.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT THAT BAD!? I'M GETTING MARRIED IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!"

"B-But Oga was in a similar situation—"

"THAT'S CAUSE HE'S TAKING CARE OF A FUCKING BABY! HOW THE HELL DO I EXPLAIN MY LEGITIMATE MARRIAGE TO EVERYONE!?"

"Lord Beel…" The purple haired maid called timidly.

"Yes Apollyon?" Beel asked while still holding up a dizzy Kōta by his collar.

"C-Could you yell and shake me too?" she asked shyly her gaze averted and her face blushing.

"What's with this woman?" Beel and Kōta thought in unison.

"Good question!" a robotic voice called out.

"Who said that?"

The box that the maid was riding turns into a small cube robot with tiny legs and arms. He waves at Beel and Kōta and says,

"Greetings! I am the Automated Box Assistant! But you can call me ABA for short!"

"Aba?" Beel asked in confusion.

"I am a robotic intelligence assigned to assist Madam Apollyon in all her endeavors!"

"So you know her personally?" Kōta asked.

"I'm standing right here you know!" Apollyon huffed, feeling ignored by the conversation.

"So what's with this girl and her obsession with Beel's anger?" Kōta asked.

"How do you not find it attractive!? The way he shouts and releases his anger is so arousing and so stimulating!"

"You seriously have something wrong with your head." Beel commented.

"C-Could you say that a bit harsher please?"

"Enough!" Beel howled angrily, much to Apollyon's delight. "What the fuck's with her!?"

"She suffers from a case of mild verbal masochism." The robot stated plainly.

"Mild verbal masochism?" Beel and Kōta asked in unison.

"Mild verbal masochism, basically she is positively stimulated by insults, hurtful phrases or generally statements that have negative connotation."

"So if I said bad things to her, she won't get hurt?" Beel asked.

"Anyone can get hurt with the right words, but this lady'll be a tough one to crack. And knowing how prone to anger you are, I think she'll enjoy her stay with you. Cheers!" ABA said before retreating into his box form. "TRANSFORM!"

The box robot then turns into a box, which then magically transforms into a suitcase for Apollyon to carry. The maid picks up the suitcase then turns to Beel.

"Please treat me well Master!" the maid bowed.

Beel sighed and turned to the maid while picking his nose.

"Can I call ya Apoll or somethin'? Apollyon is a mouthful."

"You can call me by my second name, Shiva!"

"Wait, what's your full name?" Kōta asked.

"I am Apollyon Shiva De Eversio." Shiva said while bowing. "I am here to serve you with all my heart, mind and soul."

"You could have left out the 'mind heart and soul' part. I could use a servant anyway." Beel said while tucking his hands into his pockets. "Come on, it's almost lunch."

And with that, Beel walked calmly into the building, with Kōta and Shiva in tow. They make their way to the cafeteria, where there was a huge brawl going on. Beel patiently waited for the brawl to end as he tapped his foot in front of the cafeteria stand.

"How long will this take?" Beel asked impatiently.

"Brawls like this usually last until the store is out of stock."

"WHAT!?" Beel asked in shock, before charging his demonic energy. "Then I have to be quick!"

"Beel don't—"

"ZEBUL BLAST!"

The blast knocks aside a load of the delinquents, breaking up the fight and busting up the cafeteria store in the process. Beel looks up and catches three Yakisoba bread flying towards him. Satisfied with his loot, he hands the rest to Kōta and Shiva.

"Three for us to eat. Let's eat at the rooftop."

Beel and Kōta quickly ran up to the rooftop, with Shiva in tow. Beel and Kōta quietly sat on the bench and unwrapped their Yakisoba bread, but Shiva seemed to be having trouble with her pack.

"Human food is so strange!" Shiva commented while biting the sandwich. "This strange wrapping is so tasteless!"

"That's because you're not supposed to eat it with the wrapper on…" Beel commented with sweat pouring, before drawing closer to Shiva. "Here, let me help you."

Beel then draws the plastic from Shiva's mouth, while piercing and breaking the plastic, leaving Shiva with the plain Yakisoba bread. Beel sucks on his fingers, since he accidentally got his fingers dirtied by the Yakisoba bread. Shiva gives him a shocked look as he then asked.

"What?"

"Your saliva made contact with my saliva!"

"So?"

"I think she's talking about an indirect kiss." Kōta added.

"That's a thing?" Beel asked before turning to Shiva. "Sorry I guess."

"I-It's fine…" Shiva replied softly, shyly averting her gaze.

"So why did you choose to become a maid for Beel anyway?" Kōta asked. "Why not anyone else?

"He's the one who beat Satan!" Shiva asked, "I hoped to meet him so I could become strong too!"

"Well, prepare for disappointment. I didn't beat Satan." Beel explained. "I merely gave power to the guy that did it."

"Tatsumi Oga?"

"Yep, he's the real fighter. I'm not that strong, but I hope to become that strong soon." Beel expressed sincerely, before groaning. "But I think that won't ever happen."

"D-Don't be so pessimistic!" Shiva quickly comforted. "I'm really sure you'll be stronger than Oga."

"I honestly don't think so. Oga had to fight loads of strong opponents to get to where he was. Me, I've already surpassed the present Tōhōshinki and I have no stronger opponents to break my limits." Beel said before sighing. "I sometimes wish that I were in Oga's place."

Shiva noticed a look that she never expected on the usually careless, or temperamental Demon Lord. It was a look of depression, a feeling of being small. She looked at Kōta, who only gave Beel a look of pity. She felt like she had to say something but a voice interrupts them.

"Oh? Who's this bitch touching my Beel?"

The three turned to see a black-haired girl with her hair tied into pigtails. She was wearing the normal school uniform with a black leather jacket with rolled up sleeves. She was a bit taller than Shiva, who was a bit confused at her arrival. Beel and Kōta instinctively got out of their seats as they saw more people gather behind the girl.

"Who's that?" Shiva asked while pointing to the black-haired girl.

"That's Chiyo Aiba, a member of the KARN Tōhōshinki." Kōta said while gritting his teeth. "I didn't think the rumors were true, but finally seeing her like this; it's no doubt she's the same girl from South Chinpira High."

"The fuck!? Why would she just move from one district to another!?"

"I'm so hurt that you forgot dear~" Chiyo stated with a tone of offense. "Don't you remember your promise to me?"

"I'm pretty sure I said something like 'AIH' or 'DABUH', but nothing else to that effect."

"Hmm… I guess that so much time apart has made you forgetful of our love." Chiyo said before getting into stance. "So leave that bitch so you can remember."

"Not in your dreams Bitch-iyo."

"Huh?"

Beel turned the other way to see the Red Tails gathered, with Futaba at the front, her arms folded, and her face bearing a scowl towards the rest.

"Chiyo Aiba, I didn't think you would come here to Ishiyama. What do you want?"

"I'm only here for Beel~" Chiyo replied whimsically. "You can keep your crummy girls to yourself!"

"Not happening. Beel is my lackey, so you can't have him."

"Oh? It's been twelve years and you still treat Beel like trash! Hmph! It's not like you know how to act like a proper lady!"

"And this improper lady's gonna kick your ass!" Futaba growled as she jumped in the air and did a backflip.

"No way! She's gonna do it! The Double Heel Smash!" Kōta expressed in awe.

Chiyo smirked as she got ready to dodge. But Futaba didn't use the Heel Smash like expected, she instead lands on her hands, shocking Chiyo as Futaba did a handstand. Futaba leered confidently as she then shouted.

"Handstand Heel Smash!"

Futaba pushes her handstand off the ground and used the air time to deal a Heel Smash at Chiyo, who blocks the attack. Futaba is left vulnerable as Chiyo then charged her fist.

"Approaching Tiger Cannon! KORAIHŌ!"

Futaba barely dodges the strike as she then returned with another kick. Chiyo blocks the kick and throws another punch. Futaba uses her knee to block the strike before doing a roundhouse kick. Chiyo then blocks the roundhouse kick and grabs it, throwing back Futaba. Futaba lands and regains her footing before running back at Chiyo, charging another kick. Chiyo then runs in with her punch. The two draw closer then clashed as the collision between Futaba's foot and Chiyo's fist. Both then made another attack as Chiyo motioned to kick while Futaba threw a punch.

But before the attacks could even hit, they feel something hard in between them. They looked in utter awe that Beel had gotten in between their attacks and blocked them, preventing further attacks. Beel wore a poker-face at the attacks, even though the attacks seemed to have caused a small scratch on Beel. Beel then releases a shockwave that briefly knocked both of them back.

"Are you both done?" Beel asked humorlessly.

Futaba and Chiyo could only nod out of speechlessness.

"Good, then there's something you both really need to hear from me."

Futaba and Chiyo waited expectantly for whatever Beel wanted to say.

"That woman near Beel is his fiancee!" Kōta announced.

Everyone wore a face of shock at that, with Beel glaring at Kōta. Kōta realizes his mistake and closes his mouth.

"Was that not what you were gonna say?" Kōta asked.

"ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!?" Beel asked while shaking Kōta. "That's not what I was gonna say at all!"

"Well, you better clear it up, because I think Shiva's in trouble."

Beel turned to see Shiva being surrounded by Futaba and Chiyo, who wore the most terrifying faces as they growled at her.

"What's a bitch like you doing with my Beel?"

"Didn't ya hear, Beel is off-limits!"

Beel saw a dark aura possess Shiva as she got into stance against the two ladies.

"If you have a problem with it then fight me." Shiva taunted.

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"

The three girls made the motion to lunge at each other. But in a flash, Shiva is suddenly gone. Futaba and Chiyo stare in shock, before they look down to see Beel running away with Shiva in his arms, running screaming.

"SOOOORRRRRRYYYY!"

Everyone looked in confusion as they saw the disappearing dust trail left by Beel.

Beel runs back to his house and comes to a quick stop. He was audibly gasping for air, clearly exhausted from the stressful situation he had just gotten himself into. He puts down Shiva and collapses for a bit.

"Umm…"

"Don't fuckin' 'umm' me! Ever since you came into my life, it's been topsy-turvy for me ever since!"

Beel realized that he might have aroused her again, but instead he sees tears coming from her eyes. She wasn't even smiling, it was a deep frown with faint sobbing.

"I-I didn't mean to be such a burden…"

Beel then remembered the words of the robot.

"Anyone can get hurt with the right words."

Beel sighs and puts his hands on Shiva, who was crying a bit.

"Look, I'm just a little high-strung right now, so why don't we just go inside for now and collect ourselves?"

"O-Okay." Shiva meekly replied as she followed Beel inside.

As they enter the house, Beel sees that it is dark and decides to turn on the lights. But much to his shock, he sees a big sign saying 'Congratulations on your engagement!', with Furuichi, Lamia, Hilda, Nico, Angelica and Alaindelon wearing party hats and holding party items.

"Master! You're home so soon! And with your fiancee nonetheless!" Hilda greeted with much sincerity. "I can only congratulate on obtaining your first wife!"

"First wife?" Beel asked blankly, unable to process what was happening in front of him.

"Of course! The great Beelzebub IV does not simply settle with one wife!" Alaindelon laughed out loud. "I will happily search for any maiden of your desire!"

"I think I'll pass on that."

"So, this is your fiancee onii-chan?" Nico asked while pointing to Shiva.

"Yes, she is. She just arrived today." Beel sighed.

"Cool! She's so pretty!'

"And she's got something wrong with her head…" Beel muttered, before turning to the other two party guests.

The mature man with silver hair was Takayuki Furuichi, a close friend of Oga. After college, Furuichi took up further studies on Demonic Medicine. Furuichi would then go on to become a prestigious doctor, casting aside his perverted tendencies, though Beel knew that he still had his indulgences.

"I gotta say Beel, you caught a fine one!" Furuichi said while sizing up Shiva before getting bonked by Lamia. "Ow!"

"Don't act so creepy!" Lamia chided.

Shiva then leans towards Beel's ear, a bit confused at the situation.

"Who are these people Beel?"

"Well, you see. The blonde adult woman there was my wet nurse, she was the one who cared for me when I was an infant. That giant guy over there is a Transdimensional Demon."

"No way! Transdimensional Demons are so expensive to hire! How did you get one?"

"He's a loyal servant to me, so I used him whenever I like."

"Oh, you're really as powerful as they say! Tell me about the demon lady with the muumuu and her silver-haired partner!"

"Oh that's Lamia and Furuichi, they're both members of the Furuichi Special Treatment Clinic."

"Are they in a relationship?" Shiva asked innocently.

"Nah, though it's pretty obvious that Lamia likes Furuichi. Even jumping to the chance to become his assistant when he opened his clinic. Though she was already a bombshell, Furuichi had outgrown his childish perverted tendencies."

"A man as mature-looking as him was a pervert? No way!"

"Times change I guess. Furuichi was also quite the contractor, able to form a contract with 34th Pillar."

"No way! The rumors were true?" Shiva asked in awe.

"Yeah, the guys treat him like their younger brother, it's pretty amusing honestly. Furuichi really turned out to be quite the decent human after his phase of creepiness."

"I heard that Beel!" Furuichi commented before bringing out a laptop. "Besides, someone else wants to congratulate you."

Beel looked at the voice chat and saw the faces of Aoi Kunieda and Tatsumi Oga on the laptop.

"Hey Beel look, it's Kunieda!" Oga pointed. "I met her at work today!"

"Hey Beel! Congrats on the new fiancee! She looks so pretty!"

Beel could only vomit blood comically at how complicated the situation was getting.

"So ya have a maid now huh? Now you'll see what it's like to live with a demon maid for fourteen years!"

"Is that an insult I hear trash?" Hilda asked with a vein popping on her head.

"Look Beel, unlike these folks here, I get what you're going through here. I know what it's like to live with a woman who's been thought to be your wife even though you never considered marriage. So just sit tight and get ready for rough ride, cause it only gets rougher from here, and you'll reach your limit soon enough!"

"Why does that have to sound so dirty?" Beel thought inwardly.

"Look, we'll talk more about this soon." Oga said before putting his face closer to the camera. "So for my sake Beel, endure! I got your back!"

Beel had to give Oga credit for actually recognizing the situation at hand. The others were so concentrated on the fact that he was getting married that they didn't even think about what he felt. He felt unprepared and rushed into this, and he needed to adjust his life for the sake of his "wife".

Looking to escape the situation, Beel grabs Shiva, puts her on his shoulders and runs up the stairs.

"Uh, Shiva and I will be in the room if you need us!"

Beel climbs the stairs with haste, hearing the mutters among the party guests.

"Master's so grown up… It feels like yesterday when he was still drinking the King Hydra milk!"

"Don't worry Hilda-sama, after tonight, you will be getting news of a Beelzebub the Fifth!"

"Ooh! I'm gonna become an Auntie!"

"I can't wait to see the new child!"

"I'll be more than happy to take care of your medical care."

"Yeah, we'll be more than happy to serve Beelze-sama!"

Beel sighed at that, these people were already making presumptions, he could see why Oga had such a rough time with Hilda and Baby Beel. He opens the door to his room and puts Shiva on the bed while he just sat by his desk and slouched. Shiva could notice that Beel was really dejected by what was happening.

"You… don't want to marry me?"

"It's not that I find anything ugly in you. It's just so damn annoying how they presume that I'm okay with this! They think I'm just gonna let you into my life and marry you on a dime! It's so ironic that Oga is the only one that gets it. The older I become, the more I realize that this Demon World stuff is bullshit."

Shiva is once again taken aback by Beel's honest words. She decides to change the subject as she then looked at Beel's neck, seeing a strange yellow pacifier hang around his neck.

"Hey, what's that thing hanging on your neck?"

"Oh this? It's my old binky from when I was still a baby." Beel said while showcasing it to Shiva. "This is the one I wore the day I met Oga, during my first time in the Human World."

Shiva looked at it in awe, before Beel then throws it aside and says.

"Now it only serves as a reminder of the glory days of Oga." Beel sighed, before huffing in dejection.

"I know! I brought back some toys from the Demon World!" Shiva suggested while rummaging through her suitcase.

"Toys? Shiva, I'm not a baby anymore." Beel pointed out.

"No! These are great toys for guys like you!" Shiva reassured while tossing Beel a watch. "Legendary Wrist Watch Weapon!"

"What's this do?" Beek asked.

"Just put it on your wrist and see for yourself!"

Beel puts the watch on his wrist and tightens it. It then showcases a slot machine, with different types of weapons on the screen.

"Go on! Slide the screen!"

Beel slides his finger across the screen, causing the weapons to go in a slot-machine manner, randomly going through weapons before finally stopping at a weapon. The watch lights up and begins to transform into the familiar shape of a sword.

"Excalibur summoned!"

"Every time you slide the screen, you obtain a legendary weapon that can be used for about ten minutes!"

"That's actually pretty cool." Beel said with a smile. "What else you got?"

"I got Voice-Changing Pills!" Shiva said before chugging down a pill, causing her voice to become a deep, manly voice. "It changes your voice to whatever you wish it to be!"

Shiva excitedly rummaged through her bag to look for more toys. Beel hears a tap on the window as he looked out to see Kōta waiting by his window. Kōta jumps right in and says.

"So this is where you and Shiva have been. Futaba and Chiyo have been absolutely livid ever since everyone saw you carrying Shiva away in your arms."

"It was an emergency." Beel clarified. "Why'd you pass through the window?"

"It's cause there's a party down there and I don't want to pass through there."

"Hmm… Good point, so what do ya want?"

"Just checking in on you and Shiva." Kōta said while walking towards the door. "I'll go grab something to eat from your fridge 'kay?"

"Sure—"

"Here Master Beel! I think you'll love this one! It's a Destruction Watch and a Portal Gun! That toy that can destroy time and that other one's from a video game!"

In her haste, Shiva accidentally trips and falls. While she fell, she activated the portal gun, creating a portal in the floor. She accidentally throws the Destruction Watch in Beel's face, causing him to radiate electricity out of shock. Kōta recoils in surprise and accidentally knocks down Beel's pacifier necklace causing it to fall into the portal. The combined energy of the unleashed Destruction Watch, Beel's Demonic Energy and the portal causes a huge explosion. The explosion happens in a flash and soon, there is nothing left in the room.

Kōta landed in the bushes. He dusts himself as he found himself right outside the temple his sister stayed in.

"Hmmm... This is strange, I remembered being in Beel's room..."

"Oh, a trespasser?" an old man's voice sounded.

Kōta saw Ittōsai standing in fighting stance.

"Grandpa?"

Beel stood on the roof, overlooking the city at day. He had wondered how the hell he got here as he turned back to the portal that disappeared.

"How the hell did I get to the rooftop!?"

Beel felt something sharp against his neck as he heard a familiar, cold voice.

"You're not the Master."

I've been watching soooo much Beelzebub.