Sesshoumaru: no touchie

Inu Yasha: Demon llama

Sesshoumaru: Demon llama where

Both run around screaming

Inu Yasha: Where you come from demon llama

Sesshoumaru: Who you calling demon llama? Oh, wait your that whiney peasant.

Inu Yasha: Emperor Sesshoumaru? Umm, snap your fingers.

Sesshoumaru: What is this some kind of peasant game? * Starts hitting heals together* What? Ah, llama feet. * Looks in a fountain and begins crying* Ah, stinky llama face WAHH! My beautiful face!

Inu Yasha: What happened?

Sesshoumaru: I am trying to figure that out. *Cries more trying to walk around* I do not remember. Wait last I talked to you and you got mad for building my summer home on your hill, so you turn me into a llama.

Inu Yasha: What?

Sesshoumaru: You are the evil mastermind! Wait, that is giving you to much credit! I can go back snap my fingers and Naraku can change me back with his secret labratory. Hey come on!

Inu Yasha: Build your summer home somewhere else!

Sesshoumaru: You want to run that by me again?

Inu Yasha: I will take you back if you move your summerhouse.

Sesshoumaru: Guess what, I do not make deals with peasants. I will just go off on my own into the forest.

Inu Yasha: No do not go into that forest. It is dark, scary, and dangerous!

Sesshoumaru: * walks away* Not listening, lalalala!

Inu Yasha: Come back!

Sesshoumaru: Still not listening! * Walks into the forest leaving the peasant behind*

Inu Yasha: Fine be that way.

Sesshoumaru: Ooo scary leaf it is going to attack me. * Falls back* Look at the scary tree. Since I am emperor I was born with a key sence of direction. Okay where am I? *Looks around and notices many eyes staring at him and a fly get stuck in a web*

Fly: Help me! Help ME!

Sesshoumaru: * Watches the fly get eat* Okay that has to be one of the grosses things I have ever seen. * Hears bushes rattling* AhH! * A squirrel hops onto a rock*

Setsu: Achiba? * Hands him a nut*

Sesshoumaru: * pats his eyes* Oh, for me you should not have! * Throws the nut at him* Hit the road jack! * Walks off and falls into a family of panthers*

Setsu: * hops down showing a long rubber strand* Achiba! * Blows up the balloon making a llama and stares at Sesshoumaru smiling* Achiba? * Grabs a needle*

Sesshoumaru: No!

Setsu: Achiba! *Pops it*

Sesshoumaru: * looks around* Ha * gasps and notices they wake up*

Panthers: * snarl and growl at Sesshoumaru*

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Yea that is chap 3, sorry it took so long. Started writing more stories but its up now ^_^ enjoy