BLADEBOOK CHAT
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2:45 P.M.
TheNumber1Blader: Guyzz
Guyzzz
GUYZZZZ
KyoYo: WTH Masamune shuddup im tryin to sleep
JengaHagane: Why it's like two in the afternoon
KyoYo: I dont need to justify my sleeping schedule 2 u
Eagleboy145: i didnt know gargoyles needed to sleep
KyoYo: shuddup eagle boy
Bullkei: Hey Kyoya buddy!
KyoYo: Benkei wth are u doing in my bed!?
Eagleboy145: thats what she said ;)
KyoYo: how much do u value ur eagles life
Eagleboy145: u wouldnt
KyoYo: i would ;)
TheNumber1Blader: HEY DID EVERYPNE FORGET ABOUT ME OR SOMETHIN?!
KyoYo: sadly no
Mamadoka: what do you want Masamune?
Hikaru: yea what?
TheNumber1Blader: I just wanted to say that i saw some body take kyoyas doritos
KyoYo: WHAT W H O
7:31 P.M.
Eagleboy145: was it you i swear
TheNumber1Blader: why would it b me. I dont like doritos :c
Eagleboy145: shoot I meant you
*You
*You
*YU
Freaken autocorrect
Hikaru: #AutoisaNoNo
Just turn it off tsubasa
JengaHagane: hey guys this is yu cuz I stole gingkies phone while he was takin a nap
Also btw I didn't steal the doritos tsuchan
JengaHagane changed JengaHagane's nickname to YuTendou
Eagleboy145: Yu stop calling me tsuchan
Hikaru: omg that nickname is adorable tsuchan
Eagleboy145: noooooooo
KyoYo: shuddup tsuchan
Can somebuddy tell me where my freaken doritos went?!
YuTendou: I swear yoyo I didn't take them
KyoYo: I never said it was you you
*You
*u
*YU
GOD NOW IM DOING IT 2
YuTendou: hey tsuchan can we order pizza for dinner
YuTendou changed Eagleboy145's nickname to TsuChan
TsuChan: You I swear to gosh
*You
*You
*YU
Dammit may i say I hate ur name rn
YuTendou: tsuchan im tellin ryoyo that ur sayin bad words
TsuChan: he's my boss he doesn't have any control over what I say outside of work
Mamadoka: r u guys ok? U seem less sane than usual
TsuChan: i may or may not be tipsy right now
Mamadoka: Aren't you underage, Tsubasa I expected better from u :(
TsuChan: well excuse me, my life revolves around spinning tops, I'm sent to the hospital at least once per freaken week, i hang out with u people, I've almost died probably like 3 times,
And I live with You
*yu
Can u imagine living with him every single day?
It was only a matter of time Before i resorted to acohol to prevent myself from mentally breaking down
Hikaru: u should get some help
YuTendou: tsuchan I want pizza
Hikaru changed TsuChan's nickname to UNeedsomehelp
YuTendou changed UNeedsomehelp's nickname to TsuChan
TsuChan: I'll drown Yu in pizza
*yu
*yu
*YOU
NOW ITS THE OPPOSITE R U SRS
Hikaru: is drowning in pizza even possible
YuTendou: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
KyoYo: don't underestimate the power of pizza or the probability of drowning in it
TheNumber1Blader: I thought u died Kyoya
But anyway didja find ur doritos
KyoYo: no but im slightly convinced that u are responsible for their disappearance
TheNumber1Blader: y? I hate doritos. I feel like ur blaming others for something that u did urself
YuTendou: masamoomoo that doesn't make sense
TheNumber1Blader: I'm just sayin what if he ate all his doritos and is blaming it on others
YuTendou: that still doesn't make sense cuz ur the one that said u saw someone stealing his doritos
ThatNumber1Blader: touché
KyoYo: wow Yu i didn't know u had it in u
TsuChan: the amount of times the letter u was pronounced in that text is a sin to society
KyoYo: remind me to get u drunk more often
#DrunkTsuChanisBestTsuChan
TsuChan: I have some regrets
I threw up most of my diiinnnerr
YuTendou: u didn't have dinner
U just said u were going to a party after u came home like 3 hours ago
TsuChan: yu I don't waannnnt to argue rn
The whole room is spinning I need help
TheNumber1Blader: speaking of spinning
Madoka is striker done being repaired yet?
Mamadoka: Masamune I haven't even started on Pegasus yet
It'll take a couple more days
TheNumber1Blader: ugghhhhhhhh
Y must you make me wait ; _ ;
Mamadoka: I'm sorry I fix all of ur beys every single time u recklessly battle free of charge
YuTendou: I forgive u
Mamadoka: I wasn't talking to u
YuTendou: but I am yu
Mamadoka: not Yu you I meant you you
KyoYo: I think my brain is in the process of blowing up
TsuChan: guyzzzz are rooms supposed to sp iin
Mamadoka: great I think we've lost Tsubasa
He was the only one of you guys who has more iq than a sack of potatoes
TsuChan: potatos? Wheeerre?!
YuTendou: RIP TsuChan
U were like a brother to me
KyoYo: aw how sweet
It sickens me
Rip doritos
I always thought of u as family
Hikaru: u eat ur family?
KyoYo: shuddup
TsuChan: guys i think I'm dead I see light
Oh wait no
It's just Ryo and he's shoving his flashlight in my eye
Guys I think I'm going blind
Mamadoka: i mildly question my life's decisions
Hikaru: whenever I feel bad can I just say I text u guys and laugh at ur life problems
YuTendou: hey guys Ryo just brought TsuChan home
He's barfin in a toilet
Even eagle is looking away
Hikaru: lol
TsuChan has left the chat
So what do ya guys think? Lol. I tried to write something other than Tsubasa & Yu for once cuz Kyoya's one of my fav characters. Also cuz, I wanted to try something new. I hope the humor was ok cuz Im not really that funny on paper. But hope u enjoyed! If u want more fics like this I guess I can write more.