AN: The idea is to have chapters similar to existing The Loud House episodes from Linka's point of view along with some original ideas.

First chapter is a genderbent rewrite of Heavy Meddle

Linka Loud is just like any other fifth grade girl, minus the immense number of siblings she has. She has a lively personality, has a best friend who is trustworthy, and she does what she thinks it's best for herself. Unfortunately, she is one of the unlucky few who is bullied at school. Her bully is known as being the toughest kid in school and randomly chooses targets for the heck of it. The bully seems to take delight in bothering Linka the most.

On Monday and Tuesday, Linka had suffered the classics. From the whoopee cushion prank to the "Kick Me" notes taped on her back. But there were times where the bully got real creative.

On Wednesday, her regular clothes were missing when she had finished gym. She had to spend the rest of the in her sweaty gym clothes. When school was over, she found that they took the place of the American flag high upon the school flagpole.

On Thursday, she had received a "love note" from a boy in her grade requesting her to meet him in the gym for a "confession". When she arrived at the rendezvous point, a can of garbage was dumped on her head and she was made a fool in front of the bully, the very boy who the "love note" was addressed from, and all of his friends.

On Friday is where she drew the line. She was on high alert for her bully but when she opened her locker, five or six rats escaped from there and scurried across her red ballet flats. Causing her to let out a blood curdling, high pitch shriek. Followed by the mocking laughter of all the kids in the hallway.

"That's it!" Linka cried to the heavens. "I'm sick of this crap and I'm not going to take it any longer! It's time to end this!" She stomp off to have a little chat with the bully.

"So what did you say?" Claudia McBride, Linka's best friend, ask after Linka told her what had happened before school ended as they walk to Linka's house.

"I said to meet me in front of my house at 3:30 this afternoon so we can finally end this."

"What are you going to do?" Claudia asks worried that Linka might do something drastic.

Linka stop in her tracks and so did Claudia. "I'm just going to settle this like an adult and use my words. Bitter and angry words that is. In the form of a speech, as soon as I write it."

"Looks like that bully use bitter words of their own." Claudia point to a post-it note stuck to a wad of chewed up gum on the right side of Linka's hair. Linka removes the note.

"Lame-O." She reads. "That is the laziest insult I've ever heard!" Claudia, being the lovable weirdo that she is, goes up on her tippy toes and smells the gum on Linka's head.

"Watermelon Lime? That bully's got taste."

"Better get rid of this thing before my brothers find out and make this situation ten times worse by getting involved. No pun intended."

"Why not let them help you? Your brothers give great advice, especially Loki. He told me that my true self scares people. He's so honest, that's one of the many things I love about him." Claudia swoons with hearts in her eyes. Linka playfully rolls her eyes.

"Readers, I love how Claudia's so innocent. The poor girl has no idea what it's like to live with ten overprotective brothers."

At a family barbecue, Linka brought the lighter and spatula to the grill. "Woah, woah, woah. What are you doing?" Lynn called after her.

"I want to man the grill." She answered.

"You're gonna burn yourself. Let me do it." Her brother said as he took the items away.

"But-."

"Just let your big brother do the hard work while you wait for the food baby sis."

"Loki, can you drive me to the arcade?" She asked the oldest on the couch.

"Why?" He asked not looking up from his phone.

"I'm meeting some friends there."

He put his phone down and turned sharply to her. "Do I know them? Where they live? Who's their parents? Are they girls? They better be all girls, Linka!"

Linka laid there on the couch with an ice bag on her forehead and wrapped in blankets. A few minutes before, the twins had wrestled her and forcibly made her use the items as if she was a stubborn patient with a fatal disease. Loki came in to take her temperature. Levi used a dangerous looking ray that only a mad scientist like him would carry to take her x-ray. Luke and Lane wrapped her in bandages but they basically mummified her from the waist up. Loni had made her chicken noodle soup but clumsily spilled the hot soup on Linka's lap. Luke and Lane came back with the bandages, completely mummifying her from top to bottom.

"That last one was all because I said "I think I have a stomachache"."

"Well you better get that gum out, you don't want to look stupid when you face that bully."

"I have never looked stupid." Linka retaliate. She tried using her fingers but quickly decided against it.

"Try peanut butter." Claudia suggests.

"Chunky or smooth?"

"Definitely smooth. Chunky would ruin your hair even more."

"Alright. Thanks, Claud."

Linka went into full stealth ninja mode when she entered, as an attempt to avoid any run ins with any of her brothers. When she saw that the living room was clear except for her baby brother, Leon, with his toys, she let out a sigh of relief. Looks like her chances of being in the middle of an overprotective "brornado" are less than ten percent.

She shushes her baby brother when he giggles at the sight of her. Linka steps on one of his squeaky toys and freezes at the sound. Leon imitates her shushing and she frowns annoyed. She managed to reach the kitchen and open the fridge unnoticed until her older brother Luke shows up beatboxing. In a panic, she put her whole head in the bottom tub of the fridge.

"What's up, sis?" Luke greets her.

"What's up, bro?"

"Killer way to chill out, sis. Would cramp my style but hey, you do you."

"Huh? Oh yeah, totally killer. That's just me, Little Miss Creative."

"Right. Yo, get me some pudding."

After some mindless grabbing and reaching, she grab a cup of pudding and drop it in her brother's hand.

"Thanks. Stay cool." He says walking away.

Linka removes herself from her position and finally spots the item she was looking for. Only to find out that it was empty.

"What's with you people and putting empty containers back in the fridge?!" She exclaims, throwing it over her shoulder and causing a crash. She didn't care; she just slam the fridge door close. "Now what?"

"You're really gonna criticize the chick for wearing cargo shorts on the date?" Says Loki, walking in the living room, on his phone. "You need to cut it out." His response were an unlikely source of inspiration.

"Cut it out? Perfect." Linka whisper to herself. With one quick trip to her parents room, she steal some scissors and makes one step up the stairs. But Lane was descending so Linka quickly leans the right side of her body against the wall.

"Hey, Lane." She says causally.

"Hey, Linka. What do you think of this joke? You're so skinny, that I could use your body to row a boat."

Linka frowns. "That wasn't funny."

"Oh well, insult-comedy routines aren't for everyone." Lane smirks as he walks away.

Linka scurries up the stairs and to her room, temporarily forgetting the rule that you're not supposed to run with sharp objects. She was an inch away from her doorknob when her mother demands her to take out the trash. "There's never five minutes to myself around here." She grumbles bitterly.

So with the scissors in her pocket, she went to collect the garbage then goes out the kitchen door outside. A second after she place the bag in the can, Loni calls out her name. She physically face-palm. I should be used to my brothers popping up out of nowhere but this is ridiculous, she complained mentally. Linka put the trash can lid on the right side of her head.

"Linka! Have you seen my phone? I can't find it anywhere."

"Nope, did you put it in your charger that's on the lamp stand table next to your bed?"

"You're a genius." Loni says in awe. "What's up with that hat?" He gestures to the trash lid.

"Oh, this little thing? It's the latest fashion craze. As a man of fashion, I thought you knew."

He stammers, caught off guard, then scoffs. "I knew that Link, I was just testing you." He lies.

Linka rolls her eyes. "Of course you were." With the trash lid on her head, Linka runs off, leaving Loni to stare ideally at the other trash can lid. Linka discard the lid when she reach her bedroom door once more. Taking out the scissors, she wish silently for no more distractions.

"Greetings and salutations, elder sister." Levi says behind her, scaring her. "You appear to have a soft, cohesive substance made with Polyisobutylene and sweeteners in your follicular area."

"Levi, speak English."

"You got gum in your hair." You can fool all of the Loud brothers but nothing gets pass the little scientist.

"Let me explain-"

"By being of average intelligence of your age group, it is obvious that you didn't place it there yourself. Hence, the only logical conclusion I can come to is that someone is bullying you."

"Levi, please don't tell." She beg. "I don't want all of our brothers to get involved."

"Don't worry. I don't have room in my brain for this kind of hogwash." Which is a scientist way of saying "ain't nobody got time for that".

He leaves her alone with that. She sighs with relief, as if a huge weight has been lifted off of her. She enter her room and cuts off the sticky substance that has been annoying her this afternoon. Not even a second later, she hears the words "oh hell no!" ring out throughout the house and the stampede of footsteps ascending into hallway. Lynn kicks open her door with his nine brothers behind him. Minus Leon and Levi, they all looked outraged.

"You're being bullied and you didn't say anything?" Lynn says, pissed.

"Levi, what the heck man?" Linka scowls at the four year old.

"All I said was "I don't have room in my brain for this kind of hogwash". So, I removed your secret and transferred it to Lynn, whose brain apparently has ample room."

"Thanks." The very boy says. Then he understood what Levi meant. "Hey!"

"So someone is bullying you." Luke states.

"Of-of course not!" Linka denies.

"Then explain that." Lane points to the wad in her hand.

"It's my gum." She clarifies. To prove her point she put it in her mouth and pretend to enjoy it. "With hair on it!" She spit it out in disgust. She look back at her brothers. "Ok, so my bully put gum in my hair. It's not a big deal, really!"

"Linka, it's a huge deal!" Loki says. "We can make this better."

"No, you cannot! You'll-"

"You should rat on her to the school principal!" Lexx interrupts her.

"What's the principal gonna do? Suspend her so she can came back for revenge?" Loki accuses. "Nuh uh, you gotta be personal. You should literally post an embarrassing video of her on the school website."

"With my insult comedy routine, I'll have the little brat crying for her mommy!" Lane adds.

Lynn moves his body in semicircular motion and kicks Linka in the shoulder. "Roundhouse kick, a Kung Fu classic. That's how you'll defeat her." He explains as Linka holds her shoulder in pain. He then drags her into the hallway and tackles her. Once he's on her back, he pulls her head back.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Lynn, stop!"

He lets go on demand. "That's called the Camel Clutch. Another good recommendation." He says as he gets off her back and Linka stands up.

"Boys, I don't need your-"

"You should begin with the classic "you're so dumb" jokes. For example, you're so dumb, you tried to put Skittles in alphabetical order." Lane says.

"Oh! I know, I know!" Lexx says. "We'll invite her to play video games and make her use the broken controller! Woah… I am so evil!"

Lynn made an atypical pose behind Linka. "What are-" before Linka could finish her sentence, Lynn does a Sweeping Kick at her ankles making her fall again.

"Ha! Bet you didn't see that kick coming! I invented the part with the pose myself."

Linka stands up annoyed. "Look, I don't need this!"

"Fine! I'll handle this myself." Lynn walks down the stairs fuming.

"What you need to do is this!" Luke says before crashing his cymbals together in her ear. "That brat will be deaf for a week!"

"Ugly jokes are good too." Lane adds again. "Like, you're so ugly, when your mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!" The poor girl couldn't hear her comedian of a brother because her ears were still ringing.

When she comes to a minute later, Lynn comes back with a plump girl that he's dragging by the collar. An unsuspecting pedestrian that was about to have the fury of the Loud brothers unleashed upon her.

"Boys! I found her!" The boys wasted no time ganging up on her.

"I'm going to explain this the simplest way that I can for someone as dumb as you. Nobody bullies our sister except us!" Loki makes clear in a vicious tone toward the girl. Leif grabs Linka's hand and spits out the gum he was chewing onto her open palm.

"Give her a taste of her own medicine, Linka!"

"Eww.."

"Fine, I'll do it!" Leif tries to take it back but Linka snatches her hand back.

"Stop! This chick's not my bully. Although thanks to you, she probably will be in the future." The plump girl growls at her with fists clenched.

"Whoops." Lynn says. "Are you still here? Get out!" Lynn demands then he pushes the random girl down the stairs, no real damage done to her. "And don't you even think about bothering our sister!" He screams as she runs out the front door. She won't be passing by the Loud house anytime soon.

"Unbelievable!" Leif exclaims. "One more second and perfectly good gum would have been wasted on her!" Leif takes the gum from Linka and chews it.

"I'll find another girl." Lynn says.

"THE BULLY ISN'T A GIRL!" The boys look at their sister, confused.

"Is it a teacher?" Loni asks.

Linka sighs in defeat. "It's a boy."

The boys share a surprised gasp. Now to those reading this, you might probably assume that the boys are overjoyed that a boy noticed their sister. Because the chapter is similar, if not, exactly the same as the episode so far. But what kind of brother, any kind of brother, would be ecstatic over this kind of news?

After a moment of shock, all of them except Levi, go ballistic. They scream battle cries at the top of their lungs, even Leon is screaming. It's like the only way to express their ire is to behave like angry gorillas. For example, Lynn reduced himself to pounding his fists on the floor and Luke is banging on his chest. Once they calm down, they surround Linka.

"Normally, I don't have time for inane emotions but …THIS TWERP WILL PAY!" Levi shouts, pounding on his chest then joins his brothers.

"Linka! Why didn't you tell us a boy had the audacity to put his hands on you?!" Luke exclaims, disgust and venom is his tone when he said the word "boy".

"He sounds disgusting!" Lexx adds with hate in his voice.

"The hell is happening?" Linka says confused.

"What a boy should never do in his life is pick on a girl! It makes him look like a stupid misogynist! That's a man who hates women. And we don't tolerate that in this house!" Loki explains.

"Just give us the name Linka, and we'll make the kid wish he'd never been born." Lars speaks for the first time during this whole scene and all ten boys go into gorilla mode again for a short time.

"No way! I'm not letting you guys murder the kid. I can handle this myself. I'm gonna meet him today and show him who's the bigger person here!"

"You need to show him who's boss!" Loki exclaims.

"A boy respect a girl who fights back. It's actually good that he's coming over. You'll show him that you're not going down like a pussy!" Lynn adds.

"Lynn's right. You need to fight him." Loni says the thought that's on all the boys' minds. Leon is thinking that too from the way he kicks the air in Loni's hold.

"What?!" Linka screams.

"Fight him! Fight him! Fight him!" The boys chant rhythmically as they circle around her. For Linka, it's like the "bronado" watch has become a "bronado" warning and she's in the middle of it. She escapes to the bathroom for safety but her brothers' chants are still heard. She pulls out the walkie-talkie from her pocket.

"Mayday! Claudia, do you copy?!"

"Roger." Her friend answers. "Well it's Claudia not Roger, but you know what I mean."

"My brothers have gone off the deep end! They said the only way to get the bully to leave me alone is to fight him!"

"Hmm.. I don't know Linka, maybe they're right."

"My brothers are never right! Their overprotectiveness blocks all their common sense!"

"Well, think of it this way. If you beat someone at their own game, then it's over."

"Yeah but…wow, you really think if I fight him, my school life will be back to normal?"

"Only one way to find out. Good luck Linka." Claudia ends the conversation. Linka takes a deep breath and slams open the bathroom. "SHUT UP!" She yells over the noise, her brothers obey.

"Ok men, let's show this little boy who he's messing with." All ten of her brothers scream with excitement this time, glad to hear that their sister agrees with them.

Her watch beeped signaling that it's 3:30. "It's showtime. Lexx, scrunchie." Lexx hands her an orange scrunchie and Linka ties her shoulder length hair up into a ponytail. "Leif, gauze." Leif wraps the gauze around Linka's hands.

She cracks her neck and glares at the front door. "Let's do this." Linka stomps to the front door, listening to her brothers' words of encouragement.

"Remember what I said, sis."

"We're proud of you, little sister."

"Aww, our little Linka..."

"… is all grownup and off to kill somebody."

"We should all wear these hats at that kid's funeral. These are the latest fashion craze." Loni adds, pointing to the trash can lid on his head.

Once Linka's outside, the boys move to the living room window. Linka makes the first move and slaps him across his face. Before he had time to react, she punches him in the jaw with all her strength. The Loud brothers cheer from the window. The bully wastes no time to react as he punches Linka in the face, causing Linka to fall down. The Loud brothers suck in a sharp hiss. The bully runs away, holding his jaw when he's a safe distance from the house.

Linka stomps back inside and upstairs with a left black eye, listening to her brothers words of apology; still angry at the bully.

"Sorry sis, our bad."

"I'll get some ice for that shiner."

"X-ray machine. Stat."

"You did pack a good punch."

"Well, there's always next time."

"SHUT UP!" She yells at the top of the stairs. "Every time you guys stick your noses in my business, you make things worse!"

"We can catch him for you!" Luke suggests.

"No! No more violence! No more of your solutions! NO MORE OVERPROTECTIVE BROTHERS!" She stomps to her room and slams her door shut.

"Ugh, god damnnit! I should have never listened to them! Why did I in the first place? They're always wrong. Now that bully's going to make my school life a hundred times more worse!" Linka complain to the ceiling as she's lying in bed. Suddenly, she hears a sharp whistle from outside and a rock is thrown into her room from her small open window. The rock has a note. A note with a phone number on it.

No one's ever had the guts to stand up to me before, Lame-O. I respect that. Here's my number. Text Me.

The fact the words "text me" are underlined means the kid is serious about his request. Linka smiles to herself. Another object with another note is thrown. A raw steak.

For your eye. Sorry about that.

- Robbie Dan

This is the first time the boy has given her his name. She has just known him as some unnamed rude ass. Linka peeks out her window and gets a peek at this Robbie Dan. He's a Latino-American kid with a baggy purple sweater, jeans, and a spiky hairdo. He's holding an ice pack to his jaw. He gives Linka a small wave then dashes away.

"Well readers, for once my brothers were right. But don't tell them that!" She holds the steak to her black eye. Lynn carefully opens the door with an ice pack.

"Hey sis, how- where did you get that steak?"

"Uhh.. Charlie got it for me!"

"Nuh uh! She's sleeping in her doghouse!" Lynn steps closer to read the note still attached to the steak, then he reads the note on the rock. "Robbie Dan? Is that the bully who just punched you?"

"Yes, but he obviously apologized."

"He had the nerve!" He roars. "The audacity! To just give you this after he disrespected you on our property!" The note is clutched tightly in his right fist.

"But you said a boy will respect a girl after she confronts him!" She attempts to take back the note but he holds it up, out of her reach.

"I meant he'll respect you because he knows you're capable of fighting and will never bother you again! Not to flirt with you!" His disgusted tone really enunciated that last sentence.

"I gotta tell everyone else. GUYS! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS!" He yells and runs out of the room. Holding Robbie's note in the air.

"LYNN! GIVE THAT BACK!" Linka yells, hot in pursuit.