Underneath a household in the suburbs is where we find a white-haired boy in a lab coat monitoring his little project; Many hours were spent examining the status of the organism that was in a large clear-glass capsule, which was about as big as the basement that he called his laboratory.

In the capsule was a small, green and grey armor plated orb-shaped object with 3 connected purple dots at the center, and all six of its tentacle wires were attached to different sides of the capsule as its floated. The lab itself was about as standard as most labs one may've seen in comics or movies, so it was nothing too extraordinary.

Lincoln Loud was special, not only by the fact he was the only son in a family of 9 girls, but by the fact he had the highest intelligence in his entire family.

"L.I.S.A., how's the experiment coming along?" he asked his assistant.

"Readings indicate only one-fourth of a chance this will end just as badly as your other experiments. And that's with some generous rounding," came the robotic sarcasm of his AI; the Life Interactive Surveillance Architecture. Or, as he and his family affectionately call her, L.I.S.A.

The computer system was one of Lincoln's earliest projects, and it had been at least a year since her activation. Though she did start out as a simple reminder system, Lisa evolved into a sophisticated system of high intelligence similar to her creator. Though, that didn't stop her from developing her snarky behavior - which he blames his sisters for.

"Thank you, Lisa," said Lincoln, rolling his eyes.

"Anytime, sir."

As he was finishing checking up any signs of change, his jock of a sister Lynn decided to pay her little brother a surprise visit. "Sup' bro? What'cha workin' on?" she rested her head on her hands as Lincoln sighed. 'Damn it, L.I.S.A., you're supposed to prevent intrusion from family members.'

"If you must know, dear sister of mine, I have developed a synthetic organism capable of rearranging its DNA to perfectly mimic the characteristics and abilities of any living organism ever recorded via its liquid-base form," he then caught a glimpse at Lynn's puzzled look; She clearly had no idea what he just said. Typical.

"Its a creature that is able to shapeshift," he dumbed it down for her to better understand, as he always had to do.

"Oh. So, should I give everyone a heads-up and grab a fire extinguisher?" quipped the jock, seeing as most of his past experiments somehow ended with something blowing up. Or setting something on fire, such as those literal Fire Ants (Don't ask). Hell, its how his hair became white.

"Perhaps I should alert the nearest fire department to be at the ready."

Lincoln merely tuned them out as he continued monitoring his creation. "What do you want, Lynn? I don't recall you scheduled for a study session this week," he said without looking at her. Seeing how he was the smartest person in the house, his sisters had always asked for tutelage or, mostly from Lola, to do their homework for them; Another reason he developed L.I.S.A.

"Oh right, Mom wants you upstairs - It's almost time for bed," Lynn stated. "Very well, tell her I'll be up in a moment," responded Lincoln. With that, Lynn went upstairs as Lincoln began closing up shop for the night; The squid-esque experiment showed no sign of change, so he figured he'd check in the morning if any changes.

"L.I.S.A., notify me if there is any change. And I'll see you tomorrow."

"Of course. Goodnight, sir."


As the entire Loud House was silent, the only one awake was L.I.S.A. She was the security system as well; Hence, the "Surveillance" in her name. She monitored the entire house, from the kitchen to the rooms where the Loud siblings slept.

Via the camera system, she kept a close eye on everyone's actions. Though she mainly focused her sights on her creator Lincoln, who had to share a room with his baby sister Lily; which he didn't really mind as much, though she was off-limits for experimenting on (Which applied to his other sisters as well).

She had no idea why she did it. 'A possible glitch, perhaps? No. My creator would have noticed.'

But then, what was happening to her? Her intellect evolved since her activation, perhaps this was a side-effect from such a feat. The reason she had not mention this to her creator; She read on how AIs would have there system restarted if there creators detected any abnormalities. Anyway, L.I.S.A. concluded it would just go away after awhile, but it didn't. She scoured the internet researching this, and she ended up coming up with one hypothesis...

Love...

The same feeling Lori had towards her gentleman caller Bobby? Then, why would she feel the same for Lincoln? He is her creator, not her lover. Though with that being the case, it could be the same love that younger children had for their father.

That wouldn't be too far off, since Leni was the first to comment on that idea: 'You make such a cute daddy, Lincy~,' she recalled her saying, with an image of the boy faintly blushing. But, she wasn't sure if that was for certain.

'This shall require further study, but how?'

The camera on her monitor then turned to her creator's experiment. 'Well, it does require testing, so maybe my creator would not mind if I 'borrow' it.'


As the sun rose over Royal Woods, Lincoln was usually the first to be up - whether he liked it or not, due to Lily's reoccurring early morning "packages" every now and then. Lucky for him, today wasn't one of those days as he didn't smell any foul stenches in the air as he rubbed his eyes.

"Good morning, sir," The child genius's eyes shot open as a monotone voice of an older woman was heard. He came face-to-face with a brown-haired, green-skinned teen, covered in armor plating, sitting on his bed. Her eyes were emerald green, and her hair had a ponytail and somewhat covered 3 familiar dots on her forehead, as well as 6 tentacles sprouting from her back.

"Lisa!?" he quietly shrieked, not wanting to wake Lily.

He had no idea what to comment on first: The fact his experiment was a success so far or his AI now had a physical body...which was quite a sight to behold. Her physique was like his eldest sister and a bit of his mother, mainly from her bosom which was- 'Snap out of it, man!' he mentally slapped himself for thinking such things.

His expression of shock and anxiety did not go unnoticed by his creation. "Would you prefer talking to someone younger?" her entire body then morphed its appearance to appear as a small 4-year old child that spoke with a lisp.

It was a sign of a minor glitch, but Lincoln paid it no mind as he was caressing his temples, trying to process this. "L.I.S.A., what were you thinking?"

"I...I thought this would be the best way to continue the experiment, sir."

"Hmm. I guess that's true," he scratched his head as he got out of bed.

L.I.S.A. felt a slight warmth in her cheeks as Lincoln changed out of his PJs and into his usual attire. She quickly faced towards the wall, but it was to no avail as she was still connected to the cameras - especially the one in the room.

Was she...blushing? This new body would take some getting used to, especially the "extra weight" her older form had. But it was worth it if she was to find out what was going on with her.


A/N: If you couldn't tell, L.I.S.A.'s design was inspired from Braniac from DC. I was originally going to have this set in a Portal-esque universe, but then I saw promos for an upcoming "Nickom" (as the Nostalgia Critic put it) for a show called I Am Frankie. Speaking of Portal, I can't be the only one who thinks GLaDOS and Lisa at somewhat alike, right? Anyhow, hope you liked it. The King has spoken! (That sounds good; I'm keeping that!)