Mysterious - I will give it my best shot!

I have to say, I've been loving the notifications I get in my emails for "Hiccup's Butt" - It's amazing to get things saying "this person is following Hiccup's Butt" or "this person has favourited Hiccup's Butt."

The booty thanks you.

Here is the requested role reversal - Hiccup appreciation of Astrid butt. If there's overlap or inaccuracies... well, bite me. I was laughing my ass off the whole time writing this, it's not meant to be taken seriously.

-HTTYD-

Hiccup spends a lot of time thinking about dragons. That's no secret. But... he also thinks alot about how lucky he is to have Astrid.

With her sweet smiles and big blue eyes, Valkyrie-blonde hair and slender, shapely body, Hiccup knows her name was so apt it was almost comical. But mostly...

Because Astrid has the most amazing curves, especially her backside. Her hips are quite slim, narrow but Hiccup doesn't mind so long as there's just enough room for his hands to sit in her waist. But her breasts are perfectly sized to him, proportional to her body and when she bends over to do some kind of flip or other... Hiccup gets to check out her ass.

Her skirt does a spectacular job of hiding the plush curve, but when she's leaping through the air or soaring in the wind, the skirt often blows up and shows where her leggings cling and stretch across tempting globes that Hiccup ached to have his hands on.

Then there are those miraculous times when it's a mix of both, and she's doing handstands on her dragon and there's gravity moving her skirt out of the way so it doesn't impede his view, and some fantastic mix of the wind blowing fabric tight and the way she uses her muscles that basically gives Hiccup the perfect view.

Of course, being unbelievably lucky enough to be Astrid's boyfriend - future husband even - Hiccup did get the chance to grope and squeeze at her flawless ass. Quite often, really. One of the highlights about his body finally filling out and gaining a little strength and muscle at last was that he could physically lift Astrid, with her legs around his waist and his hands beneath her backside, cupping the soft, yielding flesh as they kissed passionately.

"I always expected you to be a boob guy."

"I'm an everything guy with you. I am an Astrid guy."

"Stop talking."

Hiccup fell silent, even easier when Astrid silenced him with a kiss and made a small contented noise in her throat as Hiccup grabbed her ass again. He was super lucky Astrid put up with his obsession with said butt, because he wasn't sure what he would do if she didn't.

-HTTYD-

Thus ends the butt saga. This was meant to be a one shot but then I'm very bad at those.

More requests! (that I will do when I'm done updating my other stories *scuttles off to stop avoiding them*)