Caroline stares down at her birthday gift. Not with disbelief but with a look of morbid curiosity and a hint of daggers in her glare.

Normally one wouldn't look down at a box of a hundred condoms with curiosity but when said box was given on her birthday (unwrapped btw, the look the mail man, who had brought it to her dorm room which wasn't the norm when it came to packages in college mind you, face had made Caroline wish the earth would shallow her whole) with only a phone number as a note it would be understandable to be curious.

She was trying to figure out who would send this to her whilst she stared down at it.

Sure Damon was a douchbaggy enough to do this but he would at least let it be known he sent it to her and at the most would give it to her himself probably say something about needing to get laid or else there would be a Barbie Stefan in the world.

Klaus was too charming to be this direct, this crude. This just wasn't his style.

Tyler and her were broken up for good and as Tyler Swift (the only woman in this world Caroline would ever become gay for) would say "we are never getting back together."

Caroline let a sigh and resisted the urge to run her hands through her hair because she was not running her curly ponytail that had taken an hour this morning (one couldn't rush perfection).

She hated giving in. It was the same as giving up. Caroline Forbes was the competitive mean girl at her school before supernatural crisis became the norm for Mystic Falls.

Sure she wasn't that much of a mean girl these days (unless provoked or if someone was just asking for it) but she was still competitive. Therefore not happy about admitting to defeat but what else could she do? 'Cause she hated not knowing more.

She waited a minute for a lightbulb to go on but no such thing happened. Sighing again Caroline picked up her phone and pressed in the numbers written on the note.

"Kaleb Westphall's phone," greeted a cute sounding voice Caroline had never heard before. Maybe it was just some stupid prank...

Caroline let out a deep breathe. Gearing up to embrass herself a second time when honestly there should be some universal law about being embarrassed on said person's birthday. Let alone twice.

"Okay this is going to sound weird but I swear I'm not pranking you. I just want to know if you're pranking me - I'm Caroline by the way and it's my birthday. I was sent-" thankfully her rambling was interrupted.

"I know who you are. You're the tasty little thing my older brother has come to truly fancy."

Tasty little thing.

Caroline froze; those words replaying in her head except in British accent (the only accent she truly had thing for).

Oh God.

"Kol," Caroline said her voice easily telling her emotions. Shock and afraid. Not for herself. That had been one plan she hadn't been part of and she wouldn't have been apart of despite her taunting towards Klaus. Yes Kol was terrible person but his sideline hadn't deserved that. And weren't they all terrible people?

She had murdered twelve witches to save Bonnie and she would do it again and again if put in that position. She hadn't regerted it after the shock of what she had done. She's a selfish monster like that.

"Hello Caroline. Do you like the gift I got you?"

Caroline blinked. This- getting a birthday present albeit a box of condoms- wasn't what she had excepted if she had guessed Kol came back to life but hadn't Elena said something about Kol being more bipolar than Klaus himself?

"I don't get it," she confessed warily. Not sure if wanted to get it.

"Well teenage pregnancy is growing in America and did you know getting knocked up is one of the main reasons why modern youth drop out of college?"

Cryptic, annoying, and body jumping. Kol, Kaleb - whatever the hell he was calling himself these days was without a doubt was Klaus' brother. Caroline's newly (but not old, Klaus could attest to that) risen annoyance could attest to that.

"Cut the crap Kol. I'm a vampire. We can't get people pregnant or become pregnant."

Kol laughed and for some reason it set Caroline on edge.

"Oh but my brother can. If there can be a nature's loophole for that annoying werewolf that Elijah eyeing despite being Klaus' sloppy seconds - guess history does repeat itself. I never learnt for sure since I was often locked in a coffin during good portions of it...I've gotten off track you'll have to excuse me darling. Anyway if Klaus can knock up a werewolf who knows what he could do if he truly loves a vampire? Isn't that what shows on the television teaches these days. That true love can break any curse?"

Caroline was frozen once again. Her mouth dry as the desert itself.

Annoying werewolf that Klaus knocked up.

Those words repeated in her head. The sense of foreboding increased in her.

No longer giving a damn about keeping her hair perfect Caroline ran her free hand through it.

"Wh-what was the name of the werewolf your brother knocked up?"

"Oh you didn't know?" Kol crooned in a falsely sympathetic voice. "Her name is Hayley. Happy birthday Carol-" Caroline didn't hear the last of it because she had crushed the phone.

A/N: I own nothing.

This started off by me thinking about a story idea about when Klaus takes a fancy to someone all his siblings are suppose to give said someone a gift for Caroline's birthday and it down-spiraled from there.