Mr. Game & Watch Does A Thing

By: C. Mechayoshi

Summary: Every Smash bros fanfiction in one story. Also Mr. G&W will do a thing, of course.

Inspired by: Yoshizilla of course. Plus a few other fanfics I've read. Can you spot the references?

Mr. Game & Watch, the flat everyman was on the Battlefield stage against Samus Aran, space bounty hunter. The two fighters straight from Smash Mansion were at the top of their game and down to one stock each.

Spectating was Ludwig Von Koopa, Kylie Koopa, Jelectro Bond, and Toadette, who were favorites of the author but technically didn't belong here.

"Gee, think I got what it takes participate?" Kylie the reporter asked as she munched on a bag of popcorn.

Ludwig scoffed. "Of course not. You have only appeared in two games!" Ludwig sipped on his expensive tea. He wore a deep blue coat jacket and a black sleeveless shirt underneath as he lounged on the chairs that were set up for spectators. His thick and wild blue hair blew in the wind. He got this much description because he was the author's 'husbando' obviously..

"Princess Rosalina only appeared in three or four, and we know how popular the princess is!" Bond added.

Ludwig gave him a snooty look because he hated OCs. Kylie pulled out a MacBook and started writing a full transcription of every event as it happened, in the hope of stumbling across a 'scoop' for the Koopa Kronicle.

...

Meanwhile, Mario, Link, Peach, Zelda, Captain Falcon, Bowser, Donkey Kong, and others were all having drama, but before they could talk it out like adults, they pulled out their smart phones and went on Facebook.

Mario logged in. He posted, "It's so hard being Nintendo's most beloved character, the most popular, and the one with the most Smash bros representatives!"

Peach and 536,266,667,255,673 people liked this.

Bowser logged in and replied. "Emo."

Ganondorf and 975,566,240,974,235,864 people liked this.

Dark Pit logged in. "That's my line."

Lucas and 5 people liked this.

Bowser replied again, "Emo."

Pit and 975,566,240,974,235,869 people liked this.

Dark Pit, Lucas, Pit, Wolf, and a few others logged off and left the mansion, on the way to the mall, possibly Hot Topic.

...

Back on the stage, Samus bent down in exhaustion. After a hard match that was unfortunately off screen, her Varia Suit was overheating due to the steaming hot frying pan of Mr. G&W.

"Zoinks! If I became a fighter, I wouldn't use sexist weapons like frying pans!" Kylie commented, still typing at a thousand words per minute.

"But Game is not a female, mom ami," Bond replied. The black shelled sunglasses wearing Noki was drinking lemonade, because that is how he rolled.

Toadette giggled. "Go Game & Watch!" She did not however fart, because the author wasn't willing to go that far.

Samus shot a missile at Game and he was launched into the air. He was at 100% and Samus at 120%.

"Beep." Game said after landing face first.

"..." Samus replied.

"What coarse language!" Bond remarked, as Toadette covered her ears and Kylie continued to type up every event as it happened, even the cuss words.

"Sup, shorty," Richard Goomba the health agent, greeted. He sat in the chair next to Bond which bent under the Mega Goomba's girth.

"Disgusting. More OCs," Ludwig muttered. He flipped back his long, lush, blue locks.

K.O.

In an upset, Mr. Game and Watch got hit by an uncharged smash attack and was knocked out. Samus won the round but no one cheered, because people were only a fan of her WITHOUT her suit.

Back inside.

Mario and everyone else was still in the den "phubbing" as opposed to talking with each other.

Link posted on Facebook. "Who likes their new Switch?"

Zelda and Kirby liked this.

"That's all?"

Mario asked. "Who likes their new Switch?"

Peach and 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 people liked this.

Link logged off. In real life, Link put his phone away and got up. He left the mansion for a walk of fresh air.

Captain Falcon logged on. "Shoe me your moves!...SHOW me. Dang autocorrect!"

Mario and 987,987,875 others liked this.

"Lol," Mario replied.

"Hey babe," Peach replied.

"What?" Captain Falcon replied.

"Not you! You're a loser that hasn't had a game in forever!" Peach replied.

Mario and 6,976,865 others liked this.

"My Switch broke already. My idiot kids were using it as a cooking board," Bowser replied.

Ganondorf and 10 people liked this.

Bowser posted a devil emoji. "At least we have the NES Classic to fall back on."

Mario and 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 jealous people liked this.

"How did you get one?" Donkey Kong asked. "Entire wars has happened on my island over those!"

"Oh, I sent my army to hijack the shipment trucks. I have tons of them stored in my warehouse," Bowser explained.

"!" Mario replied.

"So EVILLLLL!" Ness replied.

"...Should I have admitted that?"

Ganondorf liked this.

"Ganon, are you trolling?" Peach replied.

"...Maybe," Ganondorf replied. He logged out and left the rest in the den. Also he had his own NES Classic stashed somewhere, so he didn't care about everyone else's suffering.

Wendy O. Koopa logged in. "DAD! WHAT IS HAPPENING? I AM AT HOME AND PPL R COMING HERE AND STEALING THE NES CLASSICS FROM THE WAREHOUSE! HOW DID THEY KNOW?"

Mario and 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 people liked this.

Mario was about to reply when he saw that he had no Wifi signal. He looked up and everyone else was staring up from their phones and tablets, lost.

"What happened?" Mario asked everyone. Everyone shook their heads and got up from their seats. They all had limited data plans so the smashers silently and unanimously decided to go to the nearest Starbucks to use their wifi and continue to ignore each other in real life.

On the way out, they passed Ludwig, Bond, Kylie, Dick, and Toadette who were now sitting in chairs in the front yard of the Smash Mansion.

"The Smashers are on the go!" Ludwig commented. His jacket was now off, showing his muscular figure.

Kylie closed the laptop. "Wonder where they're goin?"

"And they sure are silent for a bunch of rejects from a bunch of games!" Dick added.

Bond used his mind reading powers. "Ah! They lost their wifi connection, but I could not find out why!"

Ludwig shot daggers at Bond again. "Of course the OC would be able to do something like that. How do you feel, Toadette, with your hero losing earlier?"

Toadette popped a bubble with her gum. "Whatever. Game will win next time. Where is he?"

Just then, Mr. Game and Watch walked out of the Smash Mansion.

"Beep." he said, holding the power cable to the wifi router...

To be continued?