Prologue: It Seem Like We Aren't in America Anymore, Toto

This is a dilemma for the personification of America. Alfred F Jones, personification of the greatest country in the world (as said by him), seem to be in an unknown place all the sudden.

"What the hell!? How did I even get here!?" shout the loud America. "One minute I was heading into the meeting, the next I'm here! I bet it's England's fault again! I think he wanted to get back at me after I got back at him for using his magic to put me in the Nile river at 3 in the morning! Well, someone is gonna get their eyebrows shaved the next day."

Alfred sighed. Not only he's gotten be yelled at by the personification of Germany but he has no idea where he is. The area around him seem to look like it's untouched by human activities, nor any hints of human life.

"I bet it's gonna be some sort cliche. The hero (like me) get transported into a new world that doesn't use electricity or modern technologies because it doesn't exist. Or maybe it's a time traveling one where you're not suppose to intervene. Or maybe instead of a fanfiction, it's an RPG game because why not with a plot like this?" Alfred sat down on the grass and took a look at his surrounding. Winds blowing the leaves, birds flying happily and singing. He remember something like this in the past.

This place is so peaceful. When was the last time I got my head out of my video games? Or take a walk in the wood? I guess it's much simpler back before with new inventions that make out lives easier. I mean, the towns only has a small amount of people- "Holy crap! What about my job!? What if the others think I went missing (or I ditched the meeting)? My boss will be in a panic if the human representative of the USA is gone all the sudden!? What if- No! I need to calm down!"

Alfred stood up. England did used magic on me before and brought me to Egypt. Maybe it's this case again, all I have to do is call my Secret Service guys to pick me up. He pulled out his phone and speed dial to the American government, but unfortunately:

"We're sorry but there's no signal in the area you're in. Please try again," said the other end. Alfred look at the upper bar of the screen. There doesn't seem to be any bars.

"Damn it!" Alfred walked around the land with the phone up, hoping he could at least get one bar. After bumping and crashing into trees and bushes, he gave up. He's not gonna spend half his time looking for bars. Right now he need to find civilization. Maybe if he's lucky, he'll encounter another personification that'll let him a hand since the previous thought he had sounded ridiculous.

Loud footsteps rumble the ground and nearly made Alfred fell. What the hell!?

It stopped and casted a huge shadow over him. He look up to see a giant naked man(?) towering over him. The body's figure is deformed and the face look like it's stuck in a creepy smile. Alfred couldn't speak. It look like a human but it doesn't have any genital and last time he checked, they do.

"Uh, hi?" What the hell is this thing!? Is it human!? Is it friendly!? Alfred continue with the same talk. "Um, could you tell me where I am or what are you?" It doesn't look like I'm in my world anymore.

The giant look down at him and squatted down with it's hand extended. Alfred attempts to run away but it was last second. It held him in a tight hold.

"H-hey! Let me go!" He struggled but the grip was tight. It brought him close to it's face and just stare at him.

"Uhhhhhh." It took a whiff at him. Alfred hold still. Why is it smelling him? Then it toss him over the shoulder like discarded trash. Luckily as a nation (and bushes), he lived the landing.

"Why the hell you do that!?" Alfred shouted angrily waving his fist. "You don't go smelling people and throw them away! Is it because I smell bad to you!? That's the smell of freedom, dipshit!"

The giant ignore him and walk away.

"Hey! When someone is talking to you, you shouldn't walk away!" Alfred ran ahead of the giant and stopped it's left foot.

"Listen to me!" The giant continue to ignore him, pushing it's left foot forward and against Alfred. He is now pissed. He climbed up the foot up to the torso and on top of tge head. Surprisingly, the giant doesn't care.

"Uh, hello!?" Alfred waves his right hand over the right eye. Still the giant said nothing. He was really angry now. It was like he was chopped liver to this thing! Look like the thoughts he had earlier doesn't seem too dumb now.

I hope this is an RPG because that's the only thing that seem logical at this point. Alfred then had a still idea. He stood up with the giant's hair locks on each wrist and pulled it. It did nothing.

I guess it was a movie after all. Alfred shook his head. What the hell I'm doing!? I should find a way back home! Maybe if I stay on this guy's head, it'll lead me to a village or it's home?

Alfred sat patiently on top of the head, but it was quite boring waiting for this giant to head whatever. He begins to braid the locks until he noticed this giant has friends heading in the same direction where it's going. They all seem to be heading for a colossal wall with a large hole in it. Maybe it's this giant's village? I mean it seems legit with the size of the wall and the size of these guys.

But why are there cannons on top?


He wished he hadn't.

It wasn't a village of those giants he encountered, but really a village of human people! Not only that, they were screaming and running away from giants. Alfred watch as one of the humans got grabbed up and then devoured viciously like they were the giants's favorite meal. Maybe it is the giants's favorite meal, more of them were devouring the running villagers. He seen enough. Why is he still sitting here!? He's a hero for god sake!

Alfred jumped down from the giant's head and landed on his feet. A couple of the giants were slowly chasing after the people, he run towards the first one and headbutted it. It fell backward, making a chain reaction to knock the giants behind it to the ground. At least it'll give the people enough ground to put distance between them. Alfred look for any survivors that were crushed underneath the houses that were collapsed. Sadly, they're already dead or dug up by the giants and eaten. He grabbed a long beam from one of the fallen houses and used it as a swinging weapon. It'll knock their feet off the ground but at least it'll give the survivors a chance.

"Hey! What do you think you're doing!" yelled a voice.

Huh? A blond man dressed in some sort of uniform accompanied by two metal boxes around his waist. He wore a jacket with an emblem of two roses. Not only that, he was reeking a scent of alcohol.

"Are you insane!?" he yelled. "You can't fight the titans like that! You have to evaluate!"

"Titans?" wondered Alfred. So those giants are called titans? They don't look like any of those Greek mythology art that Greece shown me one time. "I can't, there are still people out there."

"Don't be a fool! That's what's the Garrison are for! Now drop that down and-"

"Mr Hannes! Mr Hannes!" cried a child's voice. A young boy with a blond coconut style haircut panted as he reach the soldier. "Eren! Mikasa!" he wheezed.

"Eren!? Mikasa!? Where are they!? They're not with you!?" shouted Hannes.

"No! They ran back to their house for Mrs Jaeger! You have to go after them!"

"Right, you glasses!" Hannes said to Alfred. "Take Armin to the evacuation ships!"

He used the gears and shot out some hooks that attached itself to the roof of one of the house and flew up there. He then ran to where the titans are coming from. Alfred looked amaze at that sort of technology that could make humans soar, even for a short time.

"Mister! We have to go!" yelled Armin as he tugged on to Alfred's bomber jacket.

"Hmmmm." He's stuck. He wanted to go back there and help as much as he could but he need to bring this kid to safety. "I guess I have no choice." He toss Armin over his shoulder and ran to the direction where Hannes was heading.

"What are you doing!? The evacuation ships is the other way!"

"Stick with me kid. I ain't planning to run away." He took a deep breath, then he ran like never before. Zip zap, over and under debris, hold Armin tightly to his grip. Of course his screaming wasn't helping since he was near his ear.


"Eren! Just leave me!" cried a woman with the hair style of death (the side tied hair). Her lower body was crushed underneath the beam of the house that just collapsed after the fall.

"No! We're not leaving you! Help me, Mikasa!" the boy shouted to a half Asian girl. The two tried and tried but no improvement was made and only left splinters on their fingers.

"Just leave me! Even if you somehow got me out, my legs are crushed! I won't be able to run!"

The boy ignored his mother's pleas. He won't give up. A titan was heading towards them with a creepy looking grin. The sound of wires heard over head and a landing of boots interrupted the boy's train of thought.

"Hannes! Thank goodness! Get Eren and Mikasa out of here!" said the woman.

"Tsk, don't worry Carla. I kill that titans and save both of you!" Hannes drew out his blades and ran toward the incoming titan.

Eren and Mikasa tried one ore time to lift up the heavy beam but then a screaming sound dropped in.

"Need a little help?" said a voice. The children turned around to see a man in strange clothing with glasses and a curl out of his hair. On his shoulder was their friend Armin with tears on his face and a weak fading scream.

"Stop screaming. You been screaming ever since I ran towards here." He dropped Armin and goes towards the beam.

"You can't possible lift this up!" shouted Eren.

Hannes came rushing back with a scared look on his face but it turn to surprise when he saw Alfred and Armin there. "What are you two doing here!? I told you to get to the evacuation ships!"

"A hero won't leave anyone behind!" said Alfred. He attempts to find a grip on to the wooden beam.

"You're a crazy man!" yelled Hannes. He grabbed Armin and command him to piggyback on him. He then toss Eren over his shoulder and held Mikasa near his chest.

"Wait! You two are grown men! Why don't you work together and help mom!" said Eren. "You two can able to lift it up!"

"I'm sorry, Eren but we have no time. By the time we struggle to move it, that titan will devour us all." He ran with the children, Carla wept quietly as her children went off to safety.

"Don't give up so soon," said Alfred as he has a grip on the beam. He watch as the titan came closer and closer.

"You should run away! At least you have a chance!"

Closer. Closer. Closer. The titan stopped before them. Alfred smiled and toss the beam upward as hard as he can, hitting it's face when it crouch down. As it's distracted, he grabbed Carla and held her bridal style. He been to run and jumping over debris. Carla held him tightly for her life.


Eren has a doom looked on his face when Hannes push them onto the ship. His mom was gone. Mikasa said nothing. Armin begin to look around on the ship for his grandpa.

"That's enough people! You have to wait for another one!" shouted one of the Garrison and they prevent people from coming on board. They move the ramp and it begin to start moving.

"MOVE!" shout a familiar voice. Eren look overboard to see the same man charging though the crowd. Not only that, he has his-

"Mom!"

Alfred reach the end of the pier but jumped over the body of water. One hand held up the railing while the other held Carla by the waist. He toss her over first. She landed into a couple of crowd to break her fall. The rest pulled Alfred up. The people that were left behind attempt to imitate him but only landed in the water. Alfred catch his breath as he sat on the floor.

"Mom!" cried Eren as he ran and jumped into her arms. The two has tears on their face. Mikasa joined in with the scarf drying up hers. Alfred smile at the small family but the peace was interrupted by the people that were left behind. Alfred brought himself up and saw a titan with armor around itself charging at the soldiers's blockage. He then jumped overboard.

"Is that man crazy!?" shouted the crowd.

"He jumped overboard after he manage to reach this far!?"

Alfred begin swimming towards land. After the what he did, he still have a couple of energy left.

Come on! Come on! Alfred thought to himself but by the time he got there, the armor being smash through the cannons and the gates. People screaming as they scattered. The Garrison attempt to calm the crowd down and slaughter any incoming titans but they soon were devour. Alfred finally reach land.

Damn it! I got to get those people to safety! "You!" He grabbed a runaway Garrison. "Where are those ships heading!?"

"Did you jumped out of the ship!? I saw you leap there!"

"Answer my question!"

"Eek! Those ships are heading to Wall Maria! It was the only safe plan to prevent the titans from getting in there too!"

Alfred pointed at the broken gates. He need to hurry up, the people were getting eaten! "Then what about that!? Why can't people go through there!?"

"Are you crazy!? Through those gates, lead to the forest and countryside! You can get to Wall Maria that way but that mean you also have to open the gates there and we have to prevent the titans getting in there too!"

Alfred came up with a crappy idea, it wasn't the best at the time but there was no choice left. "Get the people through the gates and into Wall Maria. I prevent the titans from this point."

"You're mad! They'll devour you and then us!"

"Just do it! Tell these people!" Alfred head towards one of the titans. They ignored him and focusing on the people.

Ok, this isn't different from the time you carried that car around looking for England. You can do it! You're the United State of fucking America! Alfred grabbed the titans by the leg and toss it another. The Garrison soldier that Alfred questioned was stunned. How could a human being like him did that!? But there was no time to for questions.

"Everyone! Heads towards the gate! That man will handle it!"

Alfred toss them like they were nothing. The people were frighten after they witnessed what just happen, they followed the order. Alfred climbed one of the titans that were about to devour the victim. He reached the shoulder and jump stomp the arm. The human slipped through the fingers and onto the ground.


Eren and the others made it to Wall Maria. The boat docked and the people rush to the town. Due to the sudden increase of refugees, the town have to set aside rations which the people who were living there not happy. Eren wonder about the strange man that saved his mom. Why did he jumped? Why did he went back? All he know now that he wants to be like him. The man has no sense of fear when he went back. Armin explained that the strange man went back because he said he won't leave anyone behind.

Carla and Armin's grandpa went to get rations for their share. Mikasa watched as a group of men fought over a loaf of bread, but she wonder how that man saved Carla. How was he manage to lift up that heavy beam? All she know that she's weak. She have to get stronger, to protect her friends and her new family.

"Open the gates! There's survivors out there!" shouted the Garrison from the top of the wall.

"Survivors!? What about the titans!?" shouted the ground Garrison.

"None what so ever!"

The gates rise and outside people rush though. They have tears of joy as they made it though.

"Close it! Close it!" shout the upper Garrison. They spotted titans rushing though the forest. The outside people run in fear they'll be lock out.


Alfred ran a good distance away from the titans. All the titan throwing really wore him out. He spotted a huge gate of a woman on it. It was closing on him. Well if Ratatouille didn't work then Indiana Jones will do it! Alfred fall to the ground and slide on the dirt road. His body made it though but his vision was blurry. He pat his face for his glasses but it was there. Shit! Alfred reach his arm out to grab his glasses before the gate crush his arm.

Oh yeah, like Indiana Jones! Alfred put the glasses on his face as soon he got up. Looking through the clear vision, he saw everyone was looking at him. Uhhh, did I do something wrong?