"Takeda's Got A Problem"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with the game Mortal Kombat nor do I own all the characters. Mortal Kombat and its characters are owned and associated by Ed Boon, John Tobias, WB Games and Netherrealm Studios. Anyway, I got some inspiration after watching some That 70's Show and I figured I'd do a little drabble featuring Takeda and Scorpion himself. So kick back with a nice can of Wild Cherry Pepsi and enjoy!

Hanzo Hasashi was busy walking to the Shirai Ryu dojo after having a very long day of intense training. He then entered into the living room section of the dojo where his mentor Takeda Takahashi was standing. Apparently, he seemed to be bothered about something that was on his mind, so he decided to tell it to Hanzo himself.

"Oh Hanzo, I need your advice." Takeda gasped.

"Sure, what do you want from me?" asked Hanzo.

After a long deep breath, Takeda blared out the question he needed to ask him:

"I had an erotic dream about Kung Jin."

And then Hanzo walked out of the living room, not giving two stupid little fucks about his little mentor's questioning-my-sexuality problem.

"Hey, where's the cookie I wanted, dammit?!" shouted Takeda, who was still whining about not getting his cookie.

Yeaaaaaah, nice try on that one Takeda.

If anyone of you didn't get that reference from That 70's Show, it's from a scene in the episode "You Shook Me" in which Fez had approached Red in which he told him he had a dream about Kelso, only for Red to walk out of the kitchen dumbfounded. I'm not gonna lie, but Scorpion/Hanzo Hasashi would make an awesome Red Forman without a doubt, and I can definitely see Takeda as either Eric or especially Fez. I mean, I can sooooo see it work.

Anyway, that was so much fun. Make sure you show your review button some love and leave a feedback. Warrior over and out, my gangstas.