Hello people! Welcome back! Sorry I haven't updated in a while... I've been busy. Also, I figured out a schedule for myself. I'll update this book weekly, no day specifically.

Also, thank you sooo much for the support, everyone! 5 favorites and 5 follows? You guys are the best! :3

Anyways, I give you: Idiot!

Snowcrystal of ThunderClan said:
Stormycloud: Like it!? How much of an idiot are you!?
Grumplava: Hmph.
Me: Great... those two are going to get along great... *not*
XD

Idiot's reply:
How much of an idiot am I? I'm not an idiot at all. You have a small brain, so you're obviously not getting along well. Grumplava is to good for Stormycloud, she's blessed to be in her presence.

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I-really-hope-not said:
Beautiful. XD these always make me laugh!
Smoothlaughstar the Tall: Uhh...
Me: Don't question it Smoothlaughstar the Tall.

Idiot's reply:
She's right, Smoothlaughstar the Tall. It won't get you anywhere. Just be a dear and SHUT UP! :D
And what are you laughing at, missy? You're right, I am beautiful.

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Icestar said:
Could you pls make a chapter about meh OC (insert OC name)? Pls?

Idiot's reply:
Wait... Chapters? What chapters?! Am I in a book?! How come you never told me about this, Ivy?!

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Snowfrost (GUEST) said:
Lol! I died of laughter! I suppose Idiot doesn't like Moonclaw very much besides the backstory. Ah, well. Idiot deserves it's name justly. I don't wanna assume it's gender. Teehee! :P

Idiot's reply:
Who are you calling an idiot?! Oh wait... That's my name. And guess what? I'm reviewing Moonclaw today! So woopty do, hooray for you!

Also, I'm a girl, and I go by she/her. Just so ya know.

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Iron (GUEST) said:
Best name. 'Smoothlaughstar the Tall'. That's just brilliant! XD. Is the Idiot's name really The Idiot, or is it something else? All in all, this latest installment is hilarious!

Idiot's reply:
I know it's brilliant. It's just like me, brilliant. And my name's just Idiot. Not the Idiot, just Idiot. The name's ironic, isn't it? Because I'm not an idiot? I'm quite the opposite of an idiot, actually, which just makes it even funnier!

Hey! Why aren't you laughing?!

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RandomWarriorThatLikesStuff said:

Ivy, this is pretty funny. :3

I SHALL PUT IT IN MEH COMMUNITY! XD

Idiot's reply:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY?! Oh... You're laughing at all the bad OCs, right? Yeah, you so are.

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Goldenheart215 said:

XD I love this! I'll be sure to send you a PM for my OC!

Idiot's reply:

Oh, great. Even more terrible OCs. I'm so excited. (that was sarcastic)

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The Guardian of the Sky said:

Quite nice, Ivy! I truly enjoyed it. I think it would be interesting if I the end the characters reacted to their changes. It's a wonderful story and wait for updates!

Idiot's reply:

Again with the story thing! Am I in a story or something? And we don't need characters reacting to their changes, it's obvious that they like it. And why is everyone talking to Ivy? Why not to me? (Ivy: Thanks for the advice! I will totally do that, but it won't work for this chapter, because a guest sent this OC. And guests don't have PMs. But yeah, thanks again!)

Now, to the story!

Oh? Shoot, you're back. Well, I guess I should have expected as much. You people have way to many bad OCs, that are just soooo cringy... So take notes, children!

Anyways, let's take a look at that OC!

Name: Moonclaw

Moon is a good prefix and all, but it's still super bad. It's something in the sky, that's basically all cold and alone. And wanna know what's worse? It circles something, like it's a servant! But I'm assuming you want to keep the thing in the sky theme, so we'll keep the theme. Hmmm...

Yes! I've got it! Sun! Because the sun doesn't circle anything, it has things circling it! And it's hot. Hot means warm hot, but it also means beautiful hot, which is what we want. So it's gonna be Sun!

Also, claw is such a bland suffix. So let's change it to something better, like... like... princess! That's it, Sunprincess. Flawless!

Clan: ShadowClan

No! ShadowClan is gross, and it's full of evil cats. Moonclaw- er, Sunprincess- can't be evil! She has to be flawless. She's flawless. Actually, back to the name, let's give her a title: Flawless Sunprincess!

Anyways, let's put her in a clan we made up: RainbowClan!

Rank: Warrior

NO, NO WAY! She has to keep her flawlessness. She needs to be: A QUEEN! She will have so many rainbow pink daughters, who are all beautiful. And her mate will be the handsome Rainbowsparklesstar, leader of RainbowClan, who's part god! Yussssssss

Family: Father is Blackpelt, mother is Darkfang. Her littermates died by a hawk.

Yay, tragicness or whatever! But we have to give her parents awesome names. Instead of Blackpelt, how about... Rainbowpelt! Now, for Darkfang, let's go with... Lightrainbow! WAIT NO! Rainbowpeltstar and Lightrainbowstar! YUSSSSSS

Looks: Black she cat with grey paws, gray markings around her sickly green eyes. Unusually long claws, fluffy tail but otherwise not too fluffy.

Black? Hahahahahaha no. Sunprincess needs to be flawless. So, let's make her pelt the color of the sun! The sun is red, orange, and yellow. So, that's what color her fur is! She'll also have white paws, because why not. Wait... DOES... DOES THAT SAY... SICKLY GREEN EYES?! Ew. No. She's flawless! She can't have sickly green eyes! She needs to have eyes that are... the color of the sky! Yes! The eyes will change due to the time of day it is. Also, when it's day time, there will be white specks for clouds, and one big red orange yellow speck for the sun. When it's night time, there will be lots of small white dots for stars and one white half-speck for the moon.

Personality: Savage, cunning, a bit of a bad temper but is honestly good at heart. She loves kits and will readily take care of them when someone needs a break. Can't wait to have her own.

Wait... Can't wait to have her own? She already has billions of them! She's a queen! Anyways, yes, she loves queens. She has no bad temper at all she's always super cheerful she's super happy and loves everyone and makes all the bad guys be good! She's super cool. Not savage though even though she's good at everything.

Relationship: Ship her with whoever you want.

NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LET THE SHIPS FLOWWWWWW! You must force them! Force them like you MEAN IT!

Fine, I'll do it for you:

She's dating everyone who's male and who isn't ugly

See? Not so hard!

Back story: Moonkit was the sole survivor of a hawk attack on her litter mates. When she became an apprentice she was a fierce, savage learner, often having to have to be scolded and set to help the elders. But she secretly loved it because she heard all the amazing stories. When she became a warrior she started becoming very cold to medicine cats, claiming the clan could heal itself without 'useless mouths to feed'.

*Sunkit

Nice beginning, nice and dramatic. I don't see any problematic so fa-

Often having to have to be scolded and set to help the elders.

NO FAM! No scolding! Sunkit is perfect in every way! Always! She knows everything and was never ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER scolded and made clean the elders den because she never did anything wrong. Ever. Also no Savage learning, it sounds too manly. And that's the last thing we want. When she became a warrior she became very cold to medicine cats?! No! She's nice to everyone all the time always!

Bam.

Age: About the age of a young warrior.

Very specific.

But in all seriousness, she has to be immortal! No age baby! But even though she's immortal, she is always beautiful and flawless and always "wakes up like this".

Before

Name: Moonclaw

Allegiance: Shadowclan

Looks: black she cat with grey paws, gray markings around her sickly green eyes. Long claws, fluffy tail but otherwise not too fluffy. Unusually long claws.

Rank: Warrior

Family: Father is Blackpelt, mother is DarkFang. Her litter mates died by a hawk.

Back story: Moonkit was the sole survivor of a hawk attack on her litter mates. When she became an apprentice she was a fierce, savage learner, often having to have to be scolded and set to help the elders. But she secretly loved it because she heard all the amazing stories. When she became a warrior she started becoming very cold to medicine cats, claiming the clan could heal itself without 'useless mouths to feed'.

Relationship: ship her with whoever you want.

Personality: Savage, cunning, a bit of a bad temper but is honestly good at heart. She loves kits and will readily take care of them when someone needs a break. Can't wait to have her own.

Age: about the age of a young warrior.

After

Name: Flawless Sunprincess

Allegiance: RainbowClan

Looks: Pelt the color of the sun, red orange and yellow, with white paws, eyes the color of the sky no matter what time it is with one big red-orange-yellow speck and lots of tiny white specks in her eyes in the day and one white half-speck with lots of tiny white specks in her eyes at night.

Rank: Queen

Family: Father is Rainbowpeltstar, mother is Lightrainbowstar. Her littermates were killed by a hawk.

Back story: Sunkit was the sole survivor of a hawk attack on her littermates. When she became an apprentice she was instantly good at every single thing and was never scolded or made clean the elders den. When she was just 7 moons old she became pregnant, and gave birth to billions of little baby rainbow perfect kits!

Relationship: Mates with everyone who is male and not ugly

Personality: Not savage, very cunning, good at everything always, no bad temper at all, always super cheerful, she's super happy and super cool and as billions of kits, and makes all the bad guys good!

Age: Immortal, but always beautiful.