Chap 1

Mister and Missus Dursley of number four, privet drive were living a joyful life. They had two enormously gifted children Harry and Dudley. Dudley played football, and Harry was a child prodigy. Once upon a time the Dursleys had hated everything abnormal, but now the proud parents of two extraordinary sons they had come to admire it. Of course, they had decided not to tell Harry about his magical heritage; it was too bloody dangerous. This Lord Voldythingy had killed Harry's parents! No they had decided Harry was better of without a madman on his tail.

Vernon Dursley was the Main partner of a firm called grunnings. He acquired a major percentage of the company when it had dropped drastically because of an accounting screw up. He was a somewhat big man though he had hardly any neck. He had a huge mustache. had twice the usual amount of neck, which came very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on neighbors.

The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but were fearful that Harry would one day would learn of his magical heritage.