Porn Star Roommate

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He was infuriating. Blonde hair, windswept from the beach, bounced around his elfish face. His startling blue eyes pierced through my fucking bland balls of brown. He was bigger than me, which wasn't a true surprise, but for such a tall and muscular guy, you'd think he'd have a hint of roughness left in his gay bones. Noooo, he had to be the most adorable human on earth. It was so fucking annoying, too, because before I met his know-it-all ass, I avoided being around the primped and pampered. Even if I managed to not drool over him, I was stuck as his roommate for the next two semesters.

"Are you sure you're gay?" he asked the moment he met me. I raised an eyebrow. "It's just - I distinctly asked for a gay roommate."

"And you think they're allowed to do that?" I snorted. He huffed indignantly and muttered a few things under his breath as his cheeks turned pink. I felt a prickling on the back of my neck and an urge to smile ran through my head. I shot it down.

"Well, just so you know, I'm gay," he said.

"So I gathered," my eyes looked up and down his body for emphasis. He was a classic gay hipster in his muscle shirt and shorts that were too short. His pale pink shirt matched his shoes.

"Are you?"

"First time I've ever been asked that before my name. You're not good with people are you?" I didn't phrase it like a question, yet he still answered in a fit of giggles.

"No, but people find it adorable."

"You're six foot. You can't be adorable."

"That's what you think!" He plopped himself on my bed and tapped my nose in the process. I scrunched my nose and stumbled back. "Do you have a name, handsome, or will I have to do something in your favor to earn it...?"

I chuckled, "You're not adorable. You're a bundle of sex." He shrugged, not even protesting on this one.

"I'm Will Solace. And you are...?"

With a heavy eye roll, I said, "Nico di Angelo. Yes, Italian. Yes, I can speak it. No, I'm not going to."

"Feisty hot biker roommate. This will be a good year!"

I avoided his question for a while, simply letting him come to his own conclusion that I was straight. There was no good reason for doing so. Clearly, I could have had a good fuck buddy if I wanted to. Maybe there was some part of me scared to actually enjoy his presence afterward. Maybe there was some part of me that knew how fucking addicting he'd be. But for the first semester, I let him believe I was straight.

It came in handy when I brought guys over. He'd have no clue that we were secretly jerking each other off when he wasn't looking or went to the bathroom. It was fun for a little while, but then it got old. So one day I let him walk in on this random dude (his name might have rhymed with Jercy?) fucking me. I was bent over the foot of the bed, in perfect sight of the door.

Will's face was priceless. His jaw went slack, his eyes went wide, his cheeks turned bright red, and he grew serious in concentration, as if reviewing where he went wrong.

"Uh, should I stop?"

"No." I said. "Oi! Will! Either stop gawking or join in. Either way, close the door!"

"He's gay, too?" the nameless boy said in confusion. "Then why am I here?"

I grinned and met eyes with the betrayed Will. "To confuse the kid."

The door slammed shut and we continued all the way through. Will came back seconds after the random guy left, so I only assumed. "Enjoy hearing me get off, Solace? Are you one of those...voyeurs? You could have came in and watched. He didn't mind."

I was wrong that first day. Will may have been flirty, but clearly he had more innocence than I did. He couldn't even meet my gaze. "Uh...since when have you been into guys?"

I jumped on my bed and shrugged as I picked up a book. "Seventh grade at least. Probably sooner, but you never know until you know, you know?"

Maybe I could be a little hint of infuriating myself.

Will sputtered, "You could have told me! I - I would have put a shirt on or, hell, pants!"

I tilted my head with pity. "But your ass is adorable. Nice abs, too. Why haven't you gotten laid? It's almost the end of the first semester, dude."

Will shuffled towards his bed, eyes focused on his hands. "I have. Just not here."

"Yeah? How much?"

He glanced around the room and swayed on his feet. "Uh, I don't know, not much."

I rolled my eyes. "Don't lie."

"Of course I'm going to lie!"

"Why? Sex is fun. You should have plenty of it."

"Because it's not for fun!" Will hissed. I raised an eyebrow and leaned back against my bed.

"Hmm, does Solace have a secret?"

He groaned and moved to my bed, climbing up with ease and sitting beside me, shoulder to shoulder. His cheeks were red again, highlighting his freckles. "Can you keep a secret?"

"I lived a secret for all of high school. I think I can handle yours."

"I'm a porn star."

That's how I fell off the bed laughing.

"No way! Not a fucking chance in hell! You can't be a porn star! You blush too easily!" Will raised an eyebrow with impatience. Eventually, I calmed down. "Sorry, sorry. It's just...wow. Top or bottom?"

Will seemed surprised by this statement. "Uh, top. Always a fucking top."

I grinned and glanced at his crotch. "So that means you must have a nice-,"

"Yep," he cut me off as his cheeks turned red again. When his eyes met mine, he started giggling. "Now I know you're gay. Only a gay dude would ask that."

"Can you get me a free tape?"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"Because!"

"Pleaseeee!"

"Fuck off," Will rolled his eyes. "And stop using my lube! I was wondering where it all went."

. . .

That was one of my favorite times. He loved to annoy Will so far into blushing. However, it was normally the other way around.

Will loved to do many things. He loved to tell me the music I listened to was depressing. He loved to tell me I'd blow out my eardrums when I put my earphones in so I wouldn't play my depressing music for him to hear. Will also loved to drag me out to socialize. No, not the fun drinking at bars socialize. He dragged me to elegant dances and museums.

He loved to do a lot of things. Since he found out I was gay, he also loved going on double dates. It was never an option for me. He'd find out when and where my next date was and would tag along with his nearest gay friend. Sometimes they weren't even on their own date. He just loved annoying me that much.

"You're the worst gay friend ever," I slammed the door after another failed attempt at hooking up. Will giggled that fucking adorable - and somewhat sexy, though that could be the fact that I hadn't had sex in three weeks - giggle. "First you drag me to parties and set me up but ruin the night! Then you sabotage all my dates. And worst of all, you won't let me watch your porn!"

Will raised an eyebrow. "But is that last one even an argument?"

"No! I could easily search you up online!"

Will rolled his eyes. "You have sex too much. You're going to get an STD."

"Says the fucking porn star!"

He held up his hands and casually pulled out his medical books. That was another problem I had with him. He was smart as shit. I envied it. "We're all clean, doll face. We get tested regularly."

"Did you just call me doll face?" I growled, hands clenched so tightly my knuckles turned white. Will wasn't fazed. He shrugged and nodded crisply. I debated throwing something at him, but the way he bit his lip had me torn. I groaned and grabbed my keys, slamming the door on the way out.

Hell, Will even managed to annoy me when he was hurt.

I woke up to my phone buzzing. It didn't stop after one call, and I couldn't take the constant vibrations. It was just a happy coincidence that Will would be the one to wake me from my sleep.

"Hello?" I mumbled, voice stricken with grogginess.

"Nico? I need -," Will paused as he whimpered. Now in my sleepy state I couldn't tell the difference of whimpers of pain or pleasure, and I hated to admit that my dick quickly perked up. "I need a ride b-back to the dorm."

"Dude, it's three in the morning. Why can't you drive yourself back?" There were loud sounds coming from the phone in the background, one of which included a voice talking calmly to Will.

"B-because my ass is torn and I can't fucking walk."

I, of course, burst into laughter and grabbed my keys. "You're just lucky I love seeing people in pain."

As it turned out, Will worked in a garage full of props and people. The set he was dressed for centered on firefighters, and Will's costume alone had me turned on. That was beside the point, of course, but it offered my mind some interest. Will was lying on his chest with a towel draped over his ass. There was a faint red spot on the towel.

"Now how does a porn star split his ass open?" I started laughing again. Will sighed and gestured towards me.

"Everyone this is Nico. Nico, this is the crew." Will answered as he shifted uncomfortably. "And when you're doing a BDMS scene, forget the safe word, and he misses putting the lube on…"

From somewhere else in the set, a dramatic voice whined, "Look. I don't top. Ever. And you don't bottom. It's not my fault your ass was super tight. Besides I had to lube you up without looking at you! Talk about hard af." He literally said the letters.

"Hell. You work with guys like him? That's sad, Will. Just sad."

The producer frowned. "The sad guy you're talking about can deep throat an eight inch dick. Come again?" he puffed with annoyance and leaned towards his assistant. "This is why we don't allow boyfriends on the set."

"I am not-,"

"I don't know. He'd be a great bottom. With Will or Connor." The assistant began looking me up and down. I narrowed my eyes and debated flipping them both off.

"I like him with Will. The bright and dark contrast...yeah, and we could use that set..." the producer didn't seem to be focused on Will anymore.

"Hey! Will. Is he going to be okay or what am I supposed to do with the idiot?" I huffed, snapping my fingers to regain their present attention. Will chuckled slightly from his position on the couch.

Will answered for them. "I'm fine. I just need to take a week or so off until it heals. And I have to rub ointment on my hole. Exciting, huh?"

Nico cringed. "So why am I here?"

Will burst into giggles. "I can hardly stand. You're my delicious ride home." I rolled my eyes. "Question is: do we need to get Paolo to carry me to the car or can you do it?"

I groaned. "I go to the gym every day, dick." I said as scooped him up bridal style. With his height, he was a little bit of a struggle, but I wasn't the twig I used to be. As we walked back to the car, his partner from earlier that night ran into us. Immediately, he started to apologize. To both of us.

"Oh my gosh! I am so sorry, Will! I guess there is a too big, huh?" he playfully tapped Will's shoulder with the most obnoxious giggle ever. I didn't realize I was glaring at him until he nervously stepped back. "Oh! And Nico, I'm so sorry, for uh, you know...putting my dick in your boyfriend's ass..."

I dug my nails into Will's skin. He had some questions to answer in the car. Will shifted with a hiss of pain. "Nico, meet Jake. Jake, this is Nico. It's cool, dude. I just need to go."

Jake rolled his eyes and still didn't move out of the doorway. He pretended to think for a moment. "I'm sorry for putting him out of commission for you, Nico." There was that weird laugh. "You two really are cute. I mean, Will is super hot, and you just add-,"

"He's not hot. He's adorable. Now move," I finally seethed. It was pushy people like Jake that got on my nerves. I hated nosey people. It was a reason why Will got on my nerves, but at least Will had good intentions. Jake just wanted gossip. With my final words and a raised middle finger, I shoved past the guy and out of the door.

Will didn't say anything until halfway home as he lied on his stomach in the middle row. "Thanks." It was in such a small voice, I wasn't sure if I didn't just imagine it.

"I -," I faltered as we came to a red light. Will seemed more shaken out of this than I was. I glanced behind my shoulder to see him gazing too deeply out the window at the stars. "It's no problem, Will. Really. I'm glad you called."

Will sighed, closed his eyes, and the light turned green again. "I told them I had a boyfriend before we met, just so you know," he mumbled with sadness. "It was the only way to really get my coworkers off my back. Later when they asked his name, I just blurted the first guy that came to mind. After that, I just started shaping him as you. I'm sorry. I should have said something."

I hated that he had to do that. I hated it quicker than I had ever hated something before. For whatever reason, I had my sympathy for Will tonight. It almost hurt my own heart to think of what he had to have been put through in order to resort to porn at such a young age. Plenty of people do it for other reasons but that wasn't the case with Will.

"I don't mind. Next time let me know and I'll kiss you or something." I said, stealing a glance backwards as Will's tired smile spread upon his face. "Was he huge? Was that why it tore?"

Will snorted, coming back to life as we pulled into the apartment complex. "Hell no. He's pretty got a small chode, but he's the only one that can do that position. Clearly, he's rusty."

I raised an eyebrow and turned around, car in park. "He's a porn star...with a chode?"

Will nodded. "There are many fetishes. That's one." I shook my head, deciding to not think about it too hard. Carrying Will up the stairs proved to be slightly more challenging. "Has this ever happened to you?"

I grinned and laughed smugly. "Yep. First time. We didn't know what we were doing, so he just shoved it in there dry." Will gasped, his plump lips proving to be more than adorable at the moment. "I had to tell my mom I fell on a shampoo bottle. The funniest thing is that she believed me."

Will was still laughing when we entered our dorm. I sat him on his bed and sighed in relief. "Well, I hope you know your lesson now," he winked. I rolled my eyes. "Uh, do you mind getting the antibacterial ointment?" I stared are him blankly. "The Neosporin."

"Yes, English, I like it," I deadpanned while grabbing the little tube in the bathroom. "Need help?"

Will shoved me away. "No, perv!"

I laughed and climbed back in my bed with a yawn. Stealthily, he slipped his hands under the sweats he now wore and rubbed ointment on his asshole. I wouldn't lie. It made me very turned on. Hands in my crotch, I coughed. "So...how did you find your way into porn?"

Will paused in his actions and glanced at him curiously. "I need the money."

"Yeah but," I yawned and fell into my pillow, "do you like it? Are you embarrassed by it is the better question. I just need to know so I won't let it slip to anyone."

Will sighed and stared with exhaustion at me. It took him some time to answer. "Don't let it slip to anyone." I held up the OK sign. "Thanks, Nico."

"Anytime. But I do think you now owe me at least one porn session."

Will threw a pillow at me and I shut up. Okay. So maybe I liked to annoy him more, but he woke me up at three in the morning. It was his payment.

I've always called him infuriating, even when he wasn't. It became a secret nickname for him. He didn't know, of course. His possibly most infuriating times were when he was drunk, however. Most of the time, one of us would stay sober and make sure the other made it back on time. As it turned out, the following weekend, we both got a little tipsy.

We found ourselves in the middle of a dorm party. We both loved these things because we could get as fucked up as possible and still have a large chance of finding our way back safely to our room. Jason and Leo's dorm was where we were when we both went past our marks of sobriety.

"So...you're both gay. But you don't fuck?" Leo couldn't comprehend the idea. Will slung an arm around my shoulders, making us both fall into the nearby wall.

"He's a picky gay. I'm not gooood enough for him," he laughed that fucking adorable giggle. I swore I'd never heard anything like it. It was music to my ears. I snuggled my head into his chest and smirked.

"Hey. I never said that. You're plenty hot enough to fuck."

"You're both way to drunk to be having this conversation," Jason protested as he tried to pull the drinks from our hands. I haphazardly kicked him away.

Leo laughed and pulled Jason away. "Dude. It's gonna happen sooner or later."

"What's gonna happen?" Will asked in that innocent little voice. I looked up at him. His eyes were half open and he was leaning heavily on me, which wasn't a good idea because I was falling as well. With the sweatband around his forehead, he looked like a Greek god. A Greek god that I wanted with every part of my body. So when we fell again, I pulled us down to the floor and rolled until I was on top. The music vibrated through my body as everything seemed to slow down.

I leaned over Will and trapped his hands above his head, grinning. Jason sighed. "That. That is going to happen."

Leo kicked at my legs. "Not in here! You have a room across the hall."

I didn't hear them. All I could focus on was Will's body, which was more alert than Will himself. I leaned down face to face with him and whispered. "Alright, porn star, can you handle me?"

Will hummed beneath me and bucked his hips. "Yess, Neeks."

Before I could do anything more, Leo lifted me up. On such unstable feet, he practically sent me falling into my dorm. Jason did the same with Will, pulling the door shut after us. I laughed and failed to pull myself off the ground.

"Willl, help!" I pled. Then his face was over mine and his smile made my heart stop. Ever so carefully, he picked me up. "You're fucking adorable. Did anyone tell you that?" I said as I leaned into him so much that he fell back towards his bed. His hands wrapped firmly around my waist, one slipping down and grabbing my ass.

"Yes, but I like hearing it from you more," he breathed into me. I could feel my energy rising and took a chance by slipping a hand down his pants. To my great pleasure, he was hard. I grinned devilishly. "Neeks...fuck."

"No," I let go and climbed atop his bed. "Fuck me."

I woke up the next morning naked on Will's chest, which was an amazing chest. My butt was sore and my stomach sticky. There was the predominant stench of sex lingering between our bodies. I shuffled off the clearly passed out boy beneath me and took a shower. Will still wasn't awake. I went to the gym and Will was up when I got back, studying as usual.

I didn't say anything when I walked in. I remembered everything from last night, but I had a large feeling in the back of my head that he didn't.

"Can I gush to you for a second?" He said at random, turning around with his usual bright smile. There was nothing...more to it I noticed. "I'm warning you. It's going to be really gay."

I shrugged and gestured for him to continue on while I changed.

"So, uh," he paused as I took my shirt off. This gave me a slight sense of pleasure. I looked at him and motioned for him to continue. "You're really distracting, you know that? Anyways, I had sex last night." I snorted. Obviously. "And it was good sex. Like...good sex. And I can't remember who I fucked! His ass was like a peach, though. You know when his ass is firm enough to smack hard and not feel bone? That was his ass." I crossed my arms over my chest and waited. "Well. I woke up here. Did you see him or anything?"

I opened my mouth to come clean, but then I remembered where we stood.

"I don't remember a thing from last night, Solace. You're on your own."

"And this morning?" He sounded desperate. I raised an eyebrow and glanced at his hands clutching his crotch. Blushing, he straightened.

I couldn't stand to directly lie to his face. Instead, I shrugged and turned my back to him as my neutral expression slipped from my lips. I wanted him, but it was better this way. Besides, cute guys were not my type.

A/N: This is just a two shot. Can I get five reviews for an update? I'd love to hear what you think of this and what you think is coming up next! Request any short stories and I will definitely see if I can do them!