After giving the wannabes some time to freak out Kakashi moved through the forest heading in the direction of his first victim, ahem, potential student.

Kakashi found Sasuke a mile into the forest in the branches of a tree strategizing a way to kill him. In the mood to terrorize he leafed through the jutsu catalog in his head to find the perfect illusion to mentally scar the Uchiha. 'Ah! That's just what the sadist ordered.' Kakashi happily weaved the layered genjutsu around the boy.

Sasuke was minding his business plotting his would-be sensei's death and or humiliating defeat when the wind suddenly changed direction and became increasingly violent. Soon it was enough to move the tree, and more importantly the branch, he was secreted away in. He lost his footing and began to fall he scrambed at branches trying to slow his fall or stop all together, but it was like the bark was covered in oil, his hands keep slipping and down, down, down he fell smacking off several thick branches on his way down.

He hit the ground in a very un-Uchiha like way with an oof. As Sasuke climbed to his feet the ground seemed to heave underneath him, 'An earthquake! Im-impossible!' He tripped back and forth trying to predict the waves the earth was making under his feet. The thought pinged wrong in his head and he realized, 'It's a genjutsu! I have to free myself!' He closed his eyes and concentrated on his chakra and not the sickening feeling of the ground shaking under him. Finding the foreign chakra hidden in his own took several stomach-turning minutes.

Sakura and Naruto were surprisingly together, both girls arguing over something or other when Kakashi found them, having easily tracked the star bright presence of Naruto through the trees. He drove in and gently kicked Sakura in the chest and into a tree. Naruto barely had time gasp before he'd thrown a bola and trapped her against a tree.

Sakura was still down and struggling to breathe when he aimed an ax kick for her head. Only Naruto's shouted "DUCK" saved her from getting a concussion. He stopped his momentum on a yen and changed smoothly into a heel stomp that almost came down completely on the girl's leg, but she planted her hands, lifted up into a handstand, pushed and spring boarded off the tree trunk. She made a panicked lunge to cut Naruto free with a clumsily retrieved kunai but Kakashi was there in a heartbeat catching her skinny arm and throwing her into yet another tree.

"You'll never get her free if you don't put some real effort into fighting me Pinky, now put away the knife and take a stance. This will be a taijutsu only battle or you will deeply regret the consequences."

Green eyes wide and fearful the girl reluctantly put away her kunai with almost sobbing breaths, "But sen-sensei I can't fight well, you-you'll obviously win." She whined taking a halfhearted basic academy stance.

Kakashi obliged the sniffling thing by taking the same starting position but with obvious confidence in each of his limbs. "I don't care what you're not good at Pinky, I'm testing your taijutsu and if you keep hesitating, I will break three bones as payment for wasting my time." If possible, she quailed even more, her stance becoming even more unstable. He attacked anyway.

Naruto wiggled and bucked against the rope pinning her in place as much as possible while keeping an eye on what was happening on front of her. Hatake-sensei was slowly beating Haruno black and blue, batting aside her feeble attempts to fight him like she was a fly. He was obviously playing with the girl, kicking her, and tossing her around the rough clearing, uncaring about how she took longer and longer to stand up after he knocked her down. Not because she was injured but because he was breaking her spirit bit by bit.

'He knew she was barely passible at taijutsu! He's fucking with her on purpose! Damn, if she gives up before I can convince both of them to go after the bells with me, we'll all get sent to the Reserves! I need out of these ropes like now!' She twisted trying to either get enough space to slide out of the ropes or get the kunai in her fist up far enough to try cutting it.

In front of her Haruno was losing moral quickly, almost fully sobbing now. The only thing keeping her from sinking to the dirt and bawling her eyes out was their Sensei terrorizing her and demanding she 'take a stance and fight back like a real kunoichi' before he punched her in the stomach. Naruto had to admit he was being pretty gentle, the other girl didn't even puke from the blow, just had the wind knocked out of her.

Frustrated she kicked her legs up half wishing she could weaponize her toenails or something weird like that to get herself free. 'Wait! Maybe I can.' The rope of the bola was secured around her waist, when she'd kicked her legs just now Naruto realized if she could get a good grip on a kunai with her toes, she could very well free herself while Hatake was busy fucking with her classmate. She dropped the kunai in her hand point first into the dirt and then wiggled her sandal off, getting a grip with her toes took a minuet but then she was swinging her leg up and to the side. The rope holding her up and the hours she spent practicing her gymnastics paying off as she awkwardly sawed at them, she just needed to weaken them enough to snap when she put her weight on them.

Kakashi was feeling both a bit of sadistic joy and boredom from wailing on his student. The pinkette was just boring, no skill whatsoever in taijutsu and too green to realize she needed to strategize a way around him to get to Naruto instead of just giving into his demands. Though he was a bit surprised she hadn't tried to just cut and run yet. All reports showed she had no love lost for the blonde and took every chance to belittle and berate her, so why not just leave and save herself the beating? 'Looks like she's more loyal then I gave her credit for. Good.'

While he was goading the pink one back on her feet Kakashi noticed Naruto begin to wiggle her way out of his trap by using some impressive flexibility and core strength. He approved of her tactics when she didn't try to cut herself all the way free and instead weakened the rope before digging her heels in and pushing to get it to snap from the tension. 'I knew she was a sharp kunai.' He mentally praised.

Then the girl was free and launching herself into the fight a kunai in each little fist.

Sasuke was panicking, trying to dodge the figure that kept charging him from the shadows. It was taller than any man he'd ever seen, long thick arms that lashed out so much faster than anything that big should be able to, catching Sasuke with devastating blows to the chest that left him dizzy and breathless every time. And each time he thought he'd escaped it he'd run right into another nightmarish genjutsu that would turn his senses against him or make him see horrific images and just as he'd break them The Shadow would be there. Waiting for him.

He'd been running for what felt like days, unable to rest or another genjutsu would take his mind or The Shadow would deal crushing blows to his body, driven by fear and desperation deeper in the forest. He knew he could break the genjutsu and defeat the beast if only he could get a second to goddamn think! He made a terrible dry heaving noise as the monster bent him over its wide fist angered by his lagging pace, but he had no food since 10 last night there was nothing for his body to throw up.

He was launched up and off the forest floor he'd been stumbling through and back, flying through the air only for his momentum to get stopped cruelly by a tree branch. The branch held for a second longer before it gave under the sudden stress of his hitting it and snapped dumping Sasuke on the ground again. He yelled out in pain on instinct and shock, twigs breaking drew his attention and he focused hazily on the approaching Shadow through the creeping black at the edges of his vision.

"I-I refuse t-to lose here." He grit his teeth against the pain and struggled towards his kunai pouch. Fighting the black over taking him only briefly before it took him completely.

"Tough kid." Kakashi-clone muttered surveying his creators would be student. One eye was already starting to bruise and swell shut, a fat lip, some lost teeth, several broken fingers, one maybe twisted knee from where he'd pulled him down from the canopy where the boy had been hiding and threw him ten feet. A strained shoulder from when he'd stuck the kid in an illusion that made it seem like the trees were strangling him, some very bruised ribs, finally a possibly broken toe considering how black the nail had gotten. "Really tough."

The last loyal Uchiha had fought hard. Being able to break the low level genjutsu Kakashi-original had started with was understandable since he came from a family that lived and breathed genjutsu. He'd obviously know how to break the simple ones since his family would have taught him how not to get caught in something trivial like a sleep illusion. Too bad the boy had shifted his focus to ninjutsu and taijutsu after the massacre, he might have had the know how to break the very subtle mis directional illusion Kakashi-original had woven spider silk thin over his senses. And the one that heightened a targets paranoia, and the one that caused a false sense of exhaustion, but the boy was out cold now and it was too late to clue him in. Oh well.

Kakashi-clone shrugged off the henge into a towering shadow demon and slung the unconscious boy over his shoulder. Now to dump him near where Kakashi-original was tortu-ahem-terror-cough-testing the girls.

Those two would happen upon him eventually.

Maybe.

Kakashi was in the middle of fending off Naruto's swift assault when the clone he'd left to test Sasuke popped himself. Sakura had fainted in exhausted relief the second she realized Naruto had freed herself and was slumped in the roots of a tree.

'Two down, one to go.' They clashed, kunai against kunai, before Kakashi pushed the blonde back and she used the momentum to kick off high from a tree and bounce from trunk to trunk before trying to bring her knife down in a powerful slash.

'She's still just as resourceful as ever, few rookies would think to try and use an opponent's superior power against them. I love it.' He side-stepped her strike easily and grabbed her arm out of the spin she went into to redirect her balance and threw her into a tree. She smacked in to it face first with a crunch but didn't loosen her grip on her kunai for a second, stumbling slightly from the force of hitting her head and nose very much broken with blood rushing down her small face she steadied herself and pinned him with her navy-blue eyes.

Naruto glared and bared her little fangs at him in a determined snarl. Kakashi got the message loud and clear: he would pay for this, she'd make sure of it. A shiver crawled up his spine, revenge from an Uzumaki was no small threat, especially from a little girl who had managed to prank an ANBU guard station when she was only 12. He stared right back with steady eyes and smirked.

'Bring it, pup.' She really growled at him this time sounding like an adorable teething puppy and crouched at the base of the tree he'd thrown her against; she spun the kunai in her grip, getting a better hold and shuffled her feet prepping to go hand to hand against him again. He wasn't hitting them full force, but he certainly wasn't softening his blows, all three kids would be bruised to all hell by the end of this.

Naruto jumped, aiming both kunai for his face with intent to maim. Kakashi jumped too, planning to take her arms again and slam her into the ground this time, aiming to stun her and then leave his battered students to gather themselves and try and figure out his test. But then seconds before he could get a grip on her arms Naruto was twisting, swinging her foot forward to kick him and so he lowered his hands fully planning on grabbing her leg instead when the metal ends of his discarded bola where swinging towards his balls at full speed and he was forced to kawarimi himself with a branch across the clearing.

Naruto let her spin carry her forward straight for Sakura's still slumped form, slung the girl over her shoulder and booked it further in the forest away from his tyranny. In the tree he smiled, 'What a smart pup, she must have hooked the rope on her foot when she was shuffling at the base of the tree. And what planning! I certainly didn't pick what tree I was going to hit with her, she must have done that tree bounce thing to line me up. Minato-sensei, look how wonderful your daughter is, I can't wait to teach her more.'

Naruto ran through the forest with Haruno's bony ass hips digging into her own equally bony shoulder, focused only on getting the fuck away from the silver demon that was their teacher. 'Damn Haruno for not taking taijutsu class seriously! Damn that Uchiha fuck for not being close by! Damn that old silver bastard for being an old silver bastard! Damn, damn, damn!'

She ran with no second thought for stealth or subtly. The man was a Jounin for Kami's sake! If he damn well felt like it, he could be up their asses in no time, and they would just have to lay there and take it like whores. No maybes about that shit. She yelped as she tripped over a log that was hidden behind the upheaved roots of a tree. She and Sakura went sprawling, the pinkette woken up by her backs sudden painful reacquaintance with the ground, and her own broken nose made worse by her face plant.

"What the hell Uzumaki! Can't you even run right!" The other girl barked.

"My fucking dose! Ugh, your ditching to yourdelf Harudo. I fucking dripped ober a fucking Kabi damned log!" (My fucking nose! Ugh, keep your bitching to yourself Haruno. I fucking tripped over a fucking Kami damned log!) Naruto pointed at said log with an accusing finger.

The log groaned. Both girls froze. They stared at each other, terrified to acknowledge what they'd heard.

It's fucking alive! Naruto mouthed.

Do not. Touch it Haruno hissed back.

What if it's like, another ninja? Naruto was slowly turning her head to look but Haruno started shaking her head franticly.

We do touch talking dead bodies! She made very angry gestures for them to just leave.

No, I have to at least check. It's a punishable offence to leave a man behind Haruno She started slowly inching her way over while Haruno silently made strangling motions with her hands. Naruto faced the talking log that miraculously felt pain and grabbed a stick. She looked back at Haruno who had fallen truly silent and turned white. Both girls traded solemn nods, Sakura silently vowing to say nice things at Naruto's funeral and only whisper her 'I told you so' to the blondes' grave after they'd buried her.

Naruto began to poke the log

Something was poking Sasuke in his butt.

Poke, poke, poke. Then a brief retreat. Poke, poke, poke. He groaned out a protest and buried his head back in his pillow. Poke, poke, poke. Ugh, why was Nii-san waking him up so early? They didn't have clan training until tomorrow. He gasped hard, the image of the older brother he thought he knew overlapped with the image of the blood covered demon that had replaced him shocking him awake. He choked on the dirt that invaded his mouth and used his good arm to heave his face out of the dirt and spit what he could out.

"Sasuke?!" Two voices yelled out. Then hands were on him hauling him up and making him sit up properly. He was being patted and poked some more as the voices asked him endless questions.

"Getoffame." He slurred out weakly wiggling his shoulders to get the hands off him. He promptly started tipping over, his eyes going wide as he tried to figure out some way to get his balance back without jarring his many injuries.

Naruto let out an irritated huff and caught the stubborn asshole and set him up right again, bringing one of her legs up behind his back to prop him up. Close to him now she could hear the wheezes at the end of his breaths. She reached out gently gripping his jaw and turning Sasuke's face towards hers, "Where are you hurt? And what hurts the most?" She demanded.

Sakura made a noise only specially bred dogs could hear as she squealed, "Get your mits off him Uzumaki! Wha-hurt? Sasuke's hurt?! Ohmigosh, where does it hurt? Oh, what do we do I don't have any medic training! Sasuke's going to die in a forest in the dirt! How dare that silver haired jerk hurt you Sasuke-kun! I'll tell the coun-!" Her attitude did a 180 as she finally registered the bruises and swelling that was most of her precious Sasuke's face, but Naruto just leaned over the Uchiha and grabbed her face too. Making sure to cover the girl's mouth.

"Why the fuck am I known as the loud mouth? Listen Haruno I can't find out what's wrong with him if you keep yelling to the whole damn village where we are, or do you want another taijutsu lesson?" She gave the girl a Look, eyebrows and all. Sakura squeaked in fear and fell blessedly silent. Naruto nodded at her to say 'that's what I thought' and released her to turn back to Sasuke.

He was trying his best to glare at her, but the one dark eye that wasn't swollen shut was too hazy and one of his hands had come up to clutch his ribs, likely without his knowledge. She used the hand still on his jaw to turn his face left and right noticing the way that he was visibly struggling to focus enough to glare a hole in her face like he obviously wanted too.

Naruto let go to get her hunting knife from where she'd holstered it underneath her shuriken pouch. She only went through to frustration of trying to skin an animal once with a kunai before she stole a set of hunting knives as quickly as possible, the damn things were diamond shaped and meant to stab not skin things.

She cut a clean line up his shirt and ignored his and Sakura's red-faced protests to lean him against her chest and took his arms out as gently as possible, but he still let out a couple of hisses before she got it off and leaned him back on her leg. Both she and Sakura let out sympathetic ooos when they saw the galaxy of bruises that decorated his torso and arms.

"Alright Uchiha, last chance before I start twisting that clearly dislocated shoulder as punishment. Tell me what hurts so I can fix it." Sasuke just grit his teeth and started trying to get away from her before Naruto's hand lashed out snake quick and latched onto his out of place left shoulder. Just the threat of her holding it was enough to still the boy.

He glared at the place he thought her eyes were (he was off by a few inches) and put on the Uchiha Scowl of Disapproval #23 (for use when you have no other choice but to let a medic or teammate touch you) and turned away from her slightly blurry face. She tsked at him again but took the gesture for the permission it was and started pulling out little packets of dried herbs and a big roll of bandages out of various pockets sewn on the inside of her slightly too large jacket.

Naruto set her supplies to the side and motioned Sakura closer, "Come're Haruno, help me prop him up so I can get from under him and then help me move him to lay against a tree. I'm pretty strong but my leg would be dead for an hour if I keep him in my lap for this." Sakura made noises over touching 'Sasuke-kun's bare chest!' but thankfully kept it quiet and helped her haul the boy over to the tree his unconscious body had been behind in the first place.

She sat back on her heels and looked him over for a moment. His chest was the most bruised and the slight lump she could see on his right side old he might have a broken rib to make the bruised ones seem less bad by comparison. His shoulder was clearly dislocated and now that she was looking, he had maybe four broken fingers and possibly some broken knuckles. Hatake had worked the boy over good but it looked like the Uchiha had put up as much of a fight as he could against the Jounin.

"Haruno!" Said girl stopped her useless hand wringing. "You remember how in our kunoichi they taught us basic medical jutsu?" The pinkette paused, blinked, and then her green eyes went sharp as she scanned her big brain for what they'd been taught that day.

Sakura gave a little bounce from where she was perched on her knees next to her crush, "Got it! That lesson was a while ago, so it took a second to think of the day, but I remember. They brought in a real medic-nin from the hospital uh, Hiroko-sensei who specialized in battlefield healing and non-complicated emergency surgeries like amputations and large chest wounds.

"She taught us three jutsu good for small wounds and then showed us 7 types of medicinal plants that grow throughout Hi no Kuni we can use in basic salves." She paused to double check her understanding of the hand signs they were taught and nodded firmly, "I can scan to see if anything is broken, heal up the bruises and scrapes, and help the concussion along into a headache so he doesn't have to be kept awake. It's not much but it's something."

Two pairs of elue and black eyes blinked at her in shock. "Damn Haruno, the only reason I remember that day is because I got kicked out and managed to cry my way into free food from a vender." Naruto shook off the shock at the other girl's impressive memory, "Alright, while I get these herbs prepped into a slave, I want you to focus on his chest okay? From what I'm hearing nothing's broken, but the bruising is pretty deep looking and that's going to take the most energy to heal, after move on to his hands. We're going to need them if we want to stand a rain clouds chance in Suna against that silver bastard."

Said silver bastard was perched in a tree above all three under an ANBU level cloaking jutsu to get around Naruto's keen sense's listening in and watching to make sure the stubborn dumb Uchiha didn't accidently puncher his own lung. Kakashi would get blamed for that shit first and no one next. The kid really did resemble the old him far too much and he fully planned to rip all those ugly little pieces out and do his best to make roses out of shit.

If they passed.

If not, he would fist fight both Jiraiya and the Third for the chance to teach Sensei's daughter and leave that hot mess to someone else. Down below Naruto had taken charge as the only one with any experience treating the kind of wounds Uchiha had (and Kami if it didn't kill him to know how she got that experience) and was browbeating both her other teammates into doing what she said.

'She's so much like her mother. It's both good and sad she didn't get the hair or else anyone seeing that temper and the iconic hair would connect dots much too quickly.' He mused. Then Naruto asked Haruno about the rudimentary medic training that was a required course for girls and even he was impressed with her memory.

'I can only memorize things that well because I've been trained for it and the farther back I go, the less details I remember, that had to have been a year or two ago. Could she have a photographic memory, or something close to it? Interesting.' Kakashi could work with interesting, interesting had potential to grow.

Then Naruto really started to treat her team's wounds in earnest, chewing up herbs to rub on scrapes and cuts while ignoring the other two's noises of disgust, cutting bandages into strips, and pulling bark off trees to make splints. At the same time Haruno applied her extremely limited knowledge of healing to fix up her crush and herself as much as possible. She was only able to focus her chakra well enough to lighten the deep galaxies on his ribs, heal his fingers after Naruto had realigned them, and sooth the concussion.

But while her control was near perfect since it only took her two tries to figure out the exact amount and speed she needed to circulate her chakra to heal the boy's bruising, her reserves were absolutely minuscule. Haruno put way too much effort into healing Uchiha before healing herself and was left panting with bruises that were only two shades lighter on her arms and legs than they were before and on the edge of chakra exhaustion.

Naruto picked up her weaker teammates slack flawlessly and wrapped the boy's chest before moving on to his shoulder. "This is going to hurt like a bitch Uchiha, ready?" She warned. He froze up as she put her hands on him, moving his arm up, and bracing his shoulder back against the tree. Uchiha hesitated, dark eyes skittering around the forest looking for an escape before Naruto gripped and shoved and his shoulder went back into place with a hollow popping sound. The pain hit him seconds after as he yelled out and his feet instinctively scrabbled in the dirt trying to get away from the blonde twisting his arm around making sure the ball was in the socket correctly.

She turned to Haruno, checked her ribs and arms for any breaks or fractures, found none, and started yanking the other two to their feet. "Come on," She urged, "We need to get to somewhere better to make camp and we need to eat, and we need to plan, in that order." She got Haruno on her feet and then pulled Uchiha up and put his right arm around her shoulders.

"Why do we have to move? Why don't we just camp and hunt from here?" Haruno whined as Uchiha struggled to get his arm back from Naruto presumably planning to try walking on his own but her grip was like iron and she used her other hand to squeeze his injured left and held him up as the pain buckled his knees. Kakashi approved.

"Because Haruno, we need food, water, and shelter. We can find food and make shelter here but the water part of the needs of the basic human being is more difficult because I can hear a small river or stream near here and the only one strong enough to carry water to and from that river is me. And if I have to cater to either of your scrawny asses, I'll end you both, council be damned." She hissed glaring at the spoiled girl.

It might have been the icy glare, or the slight baring of her cute little puppy fangs but Haruno backed down and followed obediently as Naruto towed a protesting Uchiha through the forest towards the river a mile away. Kakashi left the kids to squabble and went to prep his own camp and some 'surprises' for tomorrow.

Naruto gently dumped Sasuke at the base of a tree and told Sakura to start a fire pit while she shucked her jacket, grabbed her hunting knife, stripped out of her pants, and waded into the river. Sakura's scandalized screech soon after scared the fish away.

"WHAT ARE DOING UZUMAKI-BAKA! PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON WE'RE IN PUBLIC NOT A BATH HOUSE AND SASUKE-KUN IS RIGHT THERE!" Her howl startled birds, small animals, and one silver haired sensei in the middle of setting a trap for his students.

Naruto turned to the other girl, hands on her skinny hips, knife clutched in one hand, and absolutely shameless about being in the middle of a river in her undies and a sleeveless high-necked black shirt. "What the hell is your problem now Haruno? I'm trying to get some fucking dinner for you from this cold ass river, you loud-ass." She gestured at the fish still freaking out around her ankles.

"You. Are in. Your underwear." Sakura hissed.

Naruto rolled her eyes so hard Sakura thought she saw the backs of her eyeballs. "Listen Haruno," the blonde had no right to sigh like a mother scolding her unruly kid. "Do you want food?" The other girl nodded when Naruto paused and stared at her until she answered, "Then the most convenient way for me to get all of us food without leaving you two gimps to defend yourselves against that maniac sensei of ours is to fish. Now, I don't have access to a way to make a fishing pole right now so the quickest way to get fish is to get in the river, right?"

The thought of Kakashi popping up to beat them into the ground again quelled the girl's outrage and got her to listen. "Getting in the river means getting wet. And we also need enough fish to feed all of us and I'm going to eat at least 7 by myself and I can guess Uchiha is going to eat maybe 3. So that means I'm going to be in this river for a while, and that means any clothes I'm wearing are going to get soaked. So, what's all that mean?" She made a 'go on' gesture until a red-faced Sakura reluctantly replied.

"You, need to have y-your clo-clothes off to fish." The girl was blushing like Naruto had gotten naked and offered to eat her out while Uchiha took her from behind. 'What a prude, it's just my underwear. Everyone has underwear.' She paused to examine that thought, 'Though some of the Nee-san in the flower district are weirdly against undies.' Mind on the pros and cons of underwear Naruto turned back to the river and waited until the fish grew used to her before she started lashing out with her knife and chucking fish on shore for Sakura to prep.

Sakura squealed in surprise completely unprepared when Naruto tossed a fish over to her and it started flailing wildly, wanting to be back in the water. She made grossed out noises as she wrangled it down and gut and de-boned it for cooking.

"Shut up Haruno and hurry up. I'm hungry." Sasuke growled, the fangirl's earlier outburst had quickly ruined the brief peace the babbling of the river created, and his migraine exploded into the forefront of his attention, taking his mind off Uzumaki's sudden peep show. Every noise the pink one made was far too high pitched for his head right now and just made him want to get up and leave, injuries be damned.

He was sure he could get farther and do better than these two idiots even with his bum knee and busted shoulder. But he had a vague feeling that Uzumaki would not hesitate to do something violent to him if he tried to leave the makeshift camp on his own. And fish sounded surprisingly good to his empty belly.

"Right away Sasuke-kun!" She chirped. Ears perked to the words Naruto made a face at the other girl's instant belly-up compliance to the asshole's rudeness. She climbed out of the river with hopefully enough fish to fill their bellies and joined Sakura on shore gutting and cleaning fish at the river side, since the blonde set a faster pace than the pinkette Naruto set her to stoking the fire hot enough to cook and gathering herbs she could use to cook.

The two girls worked steadily in the fading light of sunset and soon had the fish prepped and ready for cooking. They both transferred the clean fish to the fire side wrapped in leaves they had washed in the river and Naruto got her jacket from the heap she'd shucked it earlier with her pants. She used one of her jacket sleeves to dry her legs off and then stepped back into her pants, once again ignoring the way Sakura sputtered at her even if Sasuke had dropped off into a light doze in the brief quiet. Naruto always wore much the same thing as far as Sakura could tell, deep brown cargo pants and a hunting jacket.

The cargo pants were held up with a thick leather belt and on her belt, Naruto had what looked like custom shuriken and kunai holsters, the shuriken pouch was placed on her left side and included a knife holster that Sakura had already seen the blonde pull her hunting knife from. The pouch was also bigger than what you could get off the shelf at a ninja supply store, the kunai holster was a good four inches longer than the standard issue kunai academy students had access to and both were in brown suede. A material the standard academy prep kit did not come in. Her thick jacket was more of the same brown suede on the chest and forest green on the back, the sleeves were a dark grey.

Sakura could see the inside of the jacket was lined with yet more pockets of varying sizes, she wondered how the jacket didn't have weird shaped bulges in it considering all the things she'd seen Uzumaki pull out of it today. Speaking of Uzumaki reached into one of the pockets on the inside and pulled out a small scroll about as long as a kunai and unrolled it to reveal,

"Is that a storage scroll?! I thought shinobi couldn't buy those until they were at least genin level and even then, they need written permission from their Sensei! How do you have one?" She squawked, for once not paying any attention to the Uchiha that had startled awake in the background as she stared at the little sealing scroll in shock.

Naruto flicked her blue eyes to Sakura briefly before concentrating on pulling out her cooking supplies, "I got it as a gift for getting my headband." She gave the scroll a small fond smile before rolling it up and putting it away. She took the iron pan and raised grate she had gotten out and set them over the fire to heat so she could start cooking the fish.

She'd also gotten out an ice cubed shaped leaf wrapped bundle, a metal spatula that she stuck in the fire to sterilize, and small cloth bag that she opened to revel it contained salt. Once the pan was hot the leaf ice cube was unwrapped to revel a yellow thing with little flecks of green in it, Naruto tossed it in the pan and it immediately started to melt down Sakura leaned closer to sniff it and was surprised by the sent that met her.

"Is that, butter? And some herbs maybe? Why do you have that?" Sakura asked. Naruto gave her a look that said, 'why do you have to ask stupid questions?' but answered anyway while she added the extra herbs Sakura had picked and three fish.

"Because of this exact situation Haruno, sometimes you need to cook in a place that isn't a house and so it's smart to carry supplies like oil and butter with you. I just make soup stock, butter 'n herbs, and oil at home, freeze them in an ice tray, wrap that in clean leaves, and seal 'em up so I have it when I need it. You can only have fire roasted fish or rabbit for so long before that shit gets too boring and you start dreading having to eat it." While she spoke, Naruto didn't let her attention waver from the fish, shuffling them with her spatula to keep them from burning and flipping them to make sure they cooked through all the way.

Soon their little river side camp was filled with the mouthwatering sent of fish cooking and all three kids with their empty stomachs were leaning over the fire drooling and eagerly waiting for their hard-earned food.

As soon as they were done cooking the fish went on their little leaf plates and was being shoved into the genin hopefuls mouths as fast as possible, not even the fish being barely out of the pan stopped them from stuffing their faces as quickly as possible. Naruto immediately refilled the pan and started cooking more even as she licked her now empty leaf, long experience with shoving food that most people considered garbage in her mouth letting her gulp down her steaming hot fish in two bites. Her tongue was only numb for a minuet before her healing factor took care of the burns.

"Ohmykami, I missed food! This is soo good!" Sakura mumbled through her stuffed checks, who gave a crap about manners when there was finally hot food in front of her and the promise of rest after the crappy day she'd had? She'd been literally starving all day because she'd gone to bed early with no dinner the night before and had no breakfast when she got up per her new Sensei's orders. Now after being beat up by the man she realized the ominous warning to 'not eat in the morning unless they wanted to throw it back up' was both serious threat and a way to further torment them.

Sasuke just gave a vaguely appreciative "Hn" which Naruto supposed was the closest she was ever going to get to the duck haired bastard ever saying a sincere thanks. The blonde served them their second helping and decided now was as good time as any to start planning her revenge on Hatake.

"Listen you two, I know we all hate each other to hell and back, but we're stuck up this shit creek together and that silver dickwad took both our oars, punched a hole in the damn boat, tied us together at the fucking neck, and we're heading right for a goddamn waterfall.

"We need to work together no matter how much we all don't like it, and trust me, I really don't like it. Hatake is a Jounin now but he used to be ANBU did you know? That means to him, we're just a bunch of annoying gnats buzzing in his face we're so far below his skill level. I heard he's a candidate for Hokage if the Old Man steps down or some rat bastard manages to finally put that old monkey down.

"The only fucking way we are ever going to get close enough to even smell his shit is if we put our heads together and think. Besides I looked him up in the records office and he's never passed a single genin team assigned to him. Never ever. I tracked down some of the failures and they all had one thing to say about his usual genin test: they fell apart during the test because they could never work together well enough. They all fell for his tricks and he let them tear themselves apart by pitting them against each other.

Most of his former test subjects are stuck in the Reserves or got split up and cycled into old teams that lost a teammate in the field. I for one re-fucking-fuse to get stuck as a Reserve so unless you want me to beat you into working for me instead of with me, I suggest you get over your goddamn egos and help me." Naruto glared at the other two daring them to try and go solo against the Jounin and risk failing them. Her blue eyes were ice colored and bright in the light of the fire and pinned her teammates in place long enough to say her piece.

Sasuke protested first, Uchiha pride demanding he protest working with the class clown and one of his fangirls on anything, much less a task as important as becoming a genin, never mind said class clown and fangirl were the only reason he wasn't still face down in the dirt and unconscious, hungry, and in massive pain.

"Hold up Uzumaki! Why should we even trust a breath of what you just said and how did you even get into the records office? That's a restricted area, only authorized Chuunin and shinobi Jounin level and above can go in. And only the Hokage, Jounin-sensei, and the Chuunin in charge of the graduating class can even breathe on team records.

So how did you, a loser, and a known annoyance, get in there, look at those records, and then actually get those other failures to talk about why they aren't real shinobi?" He questioned glaring haughtily. How dare this clan less loser speak to him like she was scolding a pair of stupid little kids and then threaten to force him to work for her like a plebeian! If his body wasn't still paining him, he'd kick her skinny ass and leave, good fish be damned. He could get his own fish! And it'd be twice as good as anything the little blonde nobody could make.

Naruto glared right back her little fangs bared as she sneered at the arrogant boy, the way he was talking you'd think he didn't get his ass beat just a couple hours ago and was still too hurt to stand on his own.

"Listen you duck ass hair having limp dicked shitheel." She growled, "Unless you want me to dislocate both your damn shoulders and fully break that knee and leave you to suffer our Sensei's nonexistent mercy, I suggest you stop fucking talking to me like I'm not fully capable of snapping your fucking neck and burying you in these woods for mushroom food.

"Second, I don't know if you looked up from your perfect little Uchiha world recently, but this annoyance," She mocked his voice putting wobbly cracks in it like he was going through a terrible puberty voice change.

"Has managed to paint the entire damn Monument in broad daylight, in full view of the Tower and didn't get caught until I was almost done. And snuck into the fucking Hyuuga compound and messed with their laundry wash so that every single one of those pale eyed bitches wore pink for a month! I'm an official Public Menace and damn proud of it!" Naruto thumped a fist to her chest proudly, she'd worked half her life to get the title and she wasn't going to let this bastard look down on her for anything.

"Third, I used to be a ward of the Hokage idiot. Before I was sent to an orphanage when I was four, I lived with Hiru-jiji and Asuma-nii in the mansion. After I was kicked out of the orphanage and got my own place, Hiru-jiji would visit me all the time or I'd go hang out in his office while he worked. Shit gets boring real quick so I'd explore the place, all the desk Chuunin know my face and know very well Hiru-jiji would have me fetch shit for him sometimes.

"So, I lied, got in, snooped, and then cut and run before anyone realized I was up to no good. Then I used a henge to talk to the unlucky losers. Ya know, like a ninja? Also, I'd seen Hatake before when he was ANBU, he used to guard the Old Man. You can't mistake the weird slant of that hair, right duck-ass?" She smirked at him. The boy went to start berating her again but then Sakura spoke up too.

"Wait Sasuke-kun, as much as it hurts to even think it, Uzumaki might be right." She grimaced as she said it. "All three of us went up against Sensei and the only one who didn't get put in the dirt near immediately was Uzumaki, and that was just because she was only fighting to get us both out of there. And I know the only reason we aren't still fighting him is because he was done with us not because Uzumaki out ran him.

"ANBU are the top of the ranks, the ones that get well known are all classed A rank and above. Only the Hokage could even touch an ANBU in peak condition and we're only just barely considered genin. We don't stand a chance.

"If what Uzumaki said is right those other teams failed because they didn't work together and let him turn them against each other with the two-bell clause. Besides, I've read a lot of history books and nowhere is there ever any mention of a genin level team with just two genin, ever.

"They pair three students with a Jounin level shinobi to guide us because we're just graduated academy students. We know the basics and that's it. It's always your Jounin-sensei that teaches and guides you to a specialty or something else for a reason. Konoha's founding principle is teamwork for Kami's sake! I-I think to stand the best chance against Kakashi-sensei, we need to work together Sasuke-kun." The whole time Sakura fidgeted with her leaf plate and dress and hair, very hesitant to speak against her beloved Sasuke-kun much less in support of the Dope of all people. Ugh what was her life coming to?

Naruto gave a triumphant smirk like she'd won the fight already (she kinda had), "Yeah Uchiha! You can go right on ahead and get your ass handed to you again and forced to eat it too. Or you can act like you live in Konoha and not Iwa and work with us long enough to make Chuunin and then we'll hopefully never have to see each other outside of the mission's office again!" She challenged him proudly, arms crossed over her chest and grinning at him in a way that made her look like a kitsune he'd seen once in the forest around the compound as a child.

Now there were no animals on the grounds anymore, the stench of death had driven all the birds and small animals away. Even the ground was dead, the blood of his slain clan had soaked into the ground down to the water line, now nothing would grow. Sasuke glared at both girls defiantly, Haruno cringed under his gaze but didn't take back what she said, and Uzumaki just flipped him off before getting back to cooking the forgotten pile of fish.

Damn that look usually got people to cave, he must still be too concussed to focus his eyes enough to cow the girls, yes that must be it. It defiantly was not because he had no right to command either girl and they very well knew it, though it was a subconscious realization in Sakura's case. Sasuke leaned back against the tree he was propped on and crossed his arms with a huff looking away from the girls and pouting glaring into the woods broodingly.

Naruto took it for the surrender it was and dished up thirds, plopping Sasuke's hot fish right on his lap and snickering at him when he jumped and flailed briefly at the sudden heat on his crotch. He glared but ate and even occasionally gave vaguely helpful criticism as they planned their hopefully successful assault on their crazy sensei. Sakura barely finished her third fish before tapping out constant dieting had shrunk her stomach and she felt fuller than she'd been in while, Sasuke managed two more before he also stopped, and true to her words Naruto polished off the rest of the fish herself downing 7 more fish as they planned their victory.

Naruto washed her pan and spatula in the river and put away her cooking supplies while Sakura set up the fire so it would burn through the night. All three agreed to get started setting their sensei up as soon as possible so they set the alarm jutsu they were all taught their first year to two hours before dawn and bedded down. All three shared one murderous thought before falling into exhausted slumbers, 'I'm going to get that silver fucker if it's the last thing I do!'

On the other side of temporarily enclosed forest said silver fucker twitched awake briefly before going back to dreaming of the harassment he was going to heap on his cute students at dawn.

At dawn Kakashi's own carefully tuned internal clock woke him up and he had to resist the urge to rub his hands together like some cliché villain in a bad romance novel. 'Oh, what the hell! No one's here to see it but me anyway.' He paused for a second to gleefully rub his hands together and give a menacing chuckle that would put have him at the top of the list for a deep psych eval if anyone had witnessed him do it. He had plans for his little genin today.

He followed their chakra signatures to where they were surprisingly still huddled together after he'd forced them together in the late afternoon. He kind of expected them to split in the morning but they'd just moved maybe three miles away from where he noted they made camp the night before.

'Maybe they figured it out. They were stuck together most of the night and afternoon and Naruto managed to get Haruno on her side before forcing the Uchiha to concede.' Kakashi wondered, he'd left the kids makeshift camp before they started planning because he had traps to set and wanted to set up his fake camp grounds in case Naruto took him up on his 'no-safe zone' rule. And also, he kind of wanted their plan to surprise him, it was very unshinobi-like of him to let an enemy have an advantage, but he was confident he could handle what the three could throw at him.

Even if one was a very mischievous Uzumaki.

Who had pranked both the Hokage, and his guard on one memorable occasion.

…Maybe he should have eavesdropped a bit more.

Kakashi neared the huddled signatures and cloaked himself before perching above them in a tree, 'Or maybe they're still too busy trying to kill each other to plan against me.' He sighed a little disappointed at their continued squabbling it really looked like Naruto had cinched the deal with the other two. 'Oh well,' he shrugged, 'Time to kick some kids' asses and then beg the Hokage to let me apprentice Naruto before he can snatch her up, barring that I think I'll ask about at least being able to teach her a few of my techniques. Sarutobi wouldn't be selfish enough to hog her all to himself. Hopefully.' He shunshins into the middle of the arguing children planning to roundhouse them all in the face after they've given him appropriately hilarious reactions of shock and dismay.

Except they don't.

They fall silent like he expects them too. They jump at his sudden appearance like he expects them too. But they don't cry out and scramble away like he expects them too. Instead three sets of eyes glare at him and three sets of jaws clench and then suddenly the ground gives way beneath his feet and there's a small pit filled with bamboo spears underneath him.

Kakashi uses a bit of chakra to push off from a chunk of crumbling earth to get airborne but before he can decide which kid's face he's going to use as a landing pad there are more spears flying through the air with intent to skewer.

He twists midair to avoid them but then Sasuke is in the air too and fire is blooming from the boys mouth trying to roast him and he kawarimis himself with a large branch across the clearing where the kids have apparently decided to really take Kakashi up on his 'attack with intent to kill' recommendation.

He's proud of their deception, they knew he was half assing this from the get-go and used his own laziness against him and lured him into a nicely made circle of death. Adorable. As soon as Kakashi's body appeared where the branch was, he realized it was another setup because Naruto was there timed by 6, each one had a kunai in each hand and started attacking him in impressive coordination.

Kakashi had only seconds to get out a kunai to deflect her attacks. So far, the kids were being very smart pushing him to react and giving him no time to think and more importantly they were doing their best to keep him from analyzing their chosen battle ground and picking apart their plan. Cute. He started popping clones by gently breaking their noses but for each clone popped another was there teeth bared and kunai aimed at his visible eye.

Soon the smoke from the gratuitous clone death built up around them. Just as Kakashi was getting bored with deflecting kunai some of the clones started to lunge in with yet more makeshift spears and he had to use a bit more concentration to knock their longer reach aside. He steals one of the spears to bludgeon some of the endless clones over the head and used his kunai to lightly stab others in non-fatal areas. The smoke grew several shades darker. He was dodging different simultaneous strikes at his face, balls, ankles, and back when Sasuke's voice spoke from outside the cloud of grey smoke.

"Katon: Moeru Nokoribi!" A black cloud of ash and embers set the whole smoke cloud around Naruto and Kakashi up in a flash fire. He felt to heat press in as he shunshined out again this time above the whole clearing, the side to his left as filled with the white-hot fire that only burned for a minuet before it died leaving a patch of burned grass and little stray burns on his clothes. Positioned on the fringes of the clearing were his cute little genin, each at a different spot and all three waiting with eyes focused for him to come back down.

When Kakashi landed in the clearing, just to right of the pit they'd tried to trap him in first, none of the kids moved to attack. Naruto the original was to his left one hand wrapped around a bamboo spear and blood on her face from her nose, Sasuke was to his right on both feet and looking remarkable steady for someone how'd spent the night in a forest with a mild concussion, and directly in front of him was Sakura crouched just beyond the tree line and looking very nervous indeed. He put away his kunai and twirled the makeshift spear to check the balance and show off a bit and took a ready stance. Kakashi made a 'come on' gesture at his kids.

Sakura darted off into the forest as Naruto and Sasuke engaged him. Naruto met his spear head on, blocking his downward swing and not buckling despite the strength he put behind the blow; Sasuke was just steps behind using her as a springboard and stabbing at his head but Kakashi ducked the boy and shifted his grip on the spear to sweep Naruto's guard up and then went to use the blunt end to crush her sternum while using his downward momentum to back kick into Sasuke's chest. But Naruto twisted her chest just to the left enough to get away from his blow causing him to bury the end if it in the dirt and used her spear as bat to try and bludgeon him with, and Sasuke latched onto his foot as his heel came down and spun to try and get him from the other side at the same time.

Kakashi shifted his grip into a one-handed hold and followed the back kick through until he was keeping himself in the air at a diagonal bringing his head out of attack range at least temporarily and bending the bamboo back under his weight. At the same time gravity landed Sasuke on his face next to Naruto there was a distant twangswishwhisle and a brace of shuriken were flying at him. Two more similar sounds heralded the arrival of two other sets of kunai flying from different points in the forest, no doubt the work of a still hidden Sakura.

He brought his feet down on the bamboo bending it further under his weight and used his hands to rapidly deflect the aerial assault into the ground and tree trunks around him, a yip and a startled grunt told him several of the blades he redirected in his students direction almost hit them. They made more panicked noises as he stepped off the bent spear and let it swing down into were the two used to be as they scrambled to get away. The blades continued to fly even as Naruto and Sasuke set to attacking him again aided by yet more endless clones of Naruto.

The two attacking him were looking more haggard by the second and the blades trying to snipe him were much less numerous than before when a voice declared:

"GOT IT!"

The aggressive duo backed off and sat with relieved sighs and Sakura left her leafy cover to kneel next to Sasuke. All thee looked exhausted, Naruto lacking all knowledge and care for manners was sprawled messily and peeling her jacket off the cool down faster. Sasuke raised in a noble house that placed far too much importance on appearance and keeping a public mask kneeled with a touch more dignity but slumped over more than proper etiquette would allow. Sakura with her civilian background was less rigid by comparison but still came from a well-to-do merchant family so didn't sprawl out with her limbs all over the place and instead sat with her legs crossed. They all had victorious grins on their little faces.

"And, what, exactly did you three get?" His one eyebrow raise was conveyed entirely by voice. Uncowed Naruto grinned up at him

"We beat your stupid fucking test Silver Bastard-sensei!" She chirped, Kakashi had to hold in a snort at the sudden disrespectful nick name. He swore he saw Sasuke smirk a little and Sakura just sighed at the other girl's foul mouth, already resigned to Naruto's immunity to behavior correction that didn't suit her own purposes.

"Ah, well how'd you beat it? As far as I know, the bells are still on my waist right here." He sat with his legs crossed too and jingled the bells still tied to his hip pouch. But Naruto's grin changed into something distinctly foxy and the bells he was twitching poofed and two little dragonflies buzzed lazily away from him. Kakashi turn his attention to the only other possible source. Whatever was in Sakura's hand. She opened it to his half curious, half knowing gaze and revealed the real bells exactly where he thought they'd be.

"Hmm," Kakashi gave an impressed nod and crossed his arms in a lazy slouch. "I'm impressed kids. Mind telling how you accomplished what no one else could?"

"Well after we recovered enough to think straight again last night," The pink one started off, giving him a slightly reprimanding look for being the cause of them having to 'recover' in the first place. "We started planning how to take you out.

"Uzumaki remembered you from when you guarded the Hokage and more importantly she was at the trails when the Hokage was picking out his new guard and saw the way you fought back then. I remembered reading about the Hatake clan in a history book and about how your clan has enhanced senses like the Inuzuka." Sakura said fiddling nervously with the bells in her hand, Kakashi would have to work on her sounding more confident when talking to authority figures and superior officers.

"Yeah! And I remembered how Hiru-jiji cusses about you always being a late, lazy asshole!" And Naruto would have to work actually being respectful. "I knew from the way you were treating us like toys from the start that you knew we didn't stand a chance alone and a lazy-ass like you would never pass up an opportunity to cake walk a test like this.

"So, fucking duh, of course we set up some good-ass traps before you came to torture us again. I made a fuck-ton of clones and had 'em turn into lil' shit like bugs 'n birds 'n animals and shit and hid 'em allllll over! They told me when you got up and when you came in our direction." The blonde grinned and proved her point by the massive poof that went up all over the clearing revealing hundreds of the same grinning face before those too poofed away.

Sakura picked the story back up, "And we used the clones to help us dig the pit, set up the kunai and shuriken traps, and rig the rest of the clearing until we knew we'd have an edge in battle. Uzumaki knows some interesting plants that grow nearby Sensei, did you know? When you burn them, they give whoever smells the smoke a sense of ease, unless you've ingested the plant within 24 hours of smelling it." As realization dawned on Kakashi all three kids looked a bit smugly mischievous, and it was no wonder why.

"The smoke from the clones and Sasuke-chan's jutsu," Said boy scowled at the honorific, "you were covering the scent of the plant. And used it to drug me into being too confident and letting you two draw out the fight far longer than I would usually ever let it. And then used yet clones to sneak out to me and steal and replace the bells before I could wise up and take the two front runners out and leave the weakest fighter alone." Kakashi was growing more impressed by the second. It wasn't every day any shinobi, much less a bunch of kids, managed to drug an ANBU without them noticing.

'Huh, maybe I have been neglecting my training recently since giving up the mask. Good thing teaching will give me the perfect opportunity to get my edge back!' He thought with malicious cheer. The kids smug looks faded slightly as they felt something akin to death's touch slide up their backs.

"Yep! And I talked to the losers you fucked over before and they all said the reason you failed them was their lack of teamwork. Though I don't get why they never got it. Even if I hadn't checked your shit out before it would have still been so fuckin' obvious, like, a baby could pass this test." Naruto rolled her eyes at the 'easy test' that had failed nearly every other team that was faced with it. Kakashi's own was almost among those ranks.

He almost went to ask the little blonde how it was 'so fucking obvious' but then he remembered that Naruto's whole damn life was having to look underneath the underneath to read a person's true intentions. Because half the time anyone even looked her twice, they were trying to kill, humiliate, or manipulate her and that was just her existence. An already hard life made truly fucking difficult by 99.99 percent of the people she'd ever met. Kami sometimes Kakashi really did want to just kidnap his sensei's daughter and run.

But then Kakashi remembered that even if he was the last heir to a prolific and well-respected shinobi clan the act of ninja-napping the technical princess of Konoha would have a truly astronomical price out on their heads. Sarutobi would summon both Tsunade-hime and Jiraiya along with every single shinobi he had available to track them down and get Naruto back to the village in one piece and with his head in a bag. So Kakashi internalized his rage.

For now.

Shaking off his mutinous thought of the week Kakashi focused back on the kids; they had turned nervous again in the face of his silence but held face well. Sasuke with a well trained Uchiha mask of Absolute Indifference but showed his nerves in his hands and the muscles around his mouth, Naruto having taken up lying just to get treated like human being had a near flawless bullshit face but her eyes gave her up, and Sakura would have to be taught how to stop all her fidgeting before some card shark in the upper ranks (Inoichi) got ahold of her and cleaned her wallet out.

He put just a touch of KI behind his glare and started growling at them, "So, you spied on, tricked, drugged, and then bum rushed a superior officer. And before that snuck into classified records AND lied to follow shinobi! And then boldly used that illegally gotten information to rig your genin test in your own favor! Why to act like real ninja kids I'm impressed, you pass." He ended his angry sounding triad with an eye smile.

It took them a second to process what he said past the scolding tone but the look of shocked relief on the three little faces was so worth it.

Naruto abandoned any previous signs of exhaustion to jump up yell 'FUCKING A! WE'ER THE GODDAMN BEST!' Sakura gave the air a victory one-two punch and grunted under breath a 'Hell yeah!' Even Sasuke gave a triumphant little smirk. What cute kids.

Kakashi waved a hand to calm them back down. "Maa, maa, my cute little maybe-genin are real-genin now. But now that I'm really going to be your Sensei, I will warn you. I will make you all into proper shinobi or break you trying. You will bleed, you will cry, you may have more than one existential crisis, but you will learn, and you will grow or Kami help you because I sure won't.

"The only one out of the three of you even remotely prepared for being a shinobi in the real world is Naruto-chan and that's because she's lived a harder life than most stray dogs ("Hey!). You two," He motioned to Sasuke and Sakura, one looking sour and the other shocked at his criticism, "Have been sheltered and coddled and lead by the nose in life and as far as I'm concerned it stops, now. You've got some growing up to do and I'm going to make you do it so fast the growing pain is going to drive you mad but, in the end, this whole team will run like clockwork or better.

"I'm going to give you a break this one time only and you can all go home and rest up for tomorrow's training session. But you have homework. I want all of you to think seriously about what this test revealed to you about your teammates and yourselves and think on what being a shinobi really means at its core to you. I want you all to come to me tomorrow with a goal.

"It doesn't have to be realistic, long term, or short term. I just want you to come up with something that you feel like working towards, that's going to motivate you to train, to better yourself, to reach new heights every day. A dream. That's all I want, be here at 0600. Dismissed." He ran through 23 hand seals in 30 seconds and took down the barrier scroll that trapped them in the forest and put the special scroll away again under Naruto's curious gaze. He felt he might need it again in the future. Mood turned a bit somber by his judgments/demands the kids left at once for the outside world and Kakashi let them.

Hopefully Sasuke and Sakura would think hard on how it was Naruto's special skill set of being the 'class clown' that got them through his test and start warming up to the blonde a bit on their own and make his job easier. But the little brats would probably make his job five times harder than it needed to be just to spite him. Sigh kids these days and their social biases.

Kakashi shook off his dread of the future and turned towards Hokage Tower. He had a monkey to report to and some supplies to get. Raising three young shinobi from scratch was demanding work and he'd need lots of 'teaching aids' to drill the appropriate lessons into his kids heads after all.

Across the village three exhausted teenagers shivered in their beds at the sudden paranoia creeping up their spines.