Voldemort's Piano: A Drabble

Saith Irving Berlin: I know a fine way to treat a Steinway...

"So it all comes down to this, doesn't it?" whispered Harry. "Does the wand in your hand know its last master was Disarmed? Because if it does…I am the true master of the Elder Wand."

Voldemort looked uncertain for a moment, then he smiled. He pointed his wand ten feet above Harry's head. "Conjuratum Steinwayosa!"

A concert grand piano materialized above Harry. Voldemort flicked his wand.

The piano dropped.

Of course, eventually Neville Longbottom killed Voldemort, with the assistance of Irma Pince, Pansy Parkinson, and Toby Snape's old service revolver.

And Headmaster Snape lives. Who do you think contacted Toby?

Author's Note: I have no idea how Neville, Irma, Pansy, and a muggle firearm worked together to kill Voldie. Use your imagination. I just wanted to involve Neville, two women (at least one of them Slytherin), and something muggle. And Severus, of course.