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"Talking"

Narrator

Inner thoughts

Wades Inner thoughts

Welcome to Vale: From DP

The night was dark over the city of Vale with its beautiful moon shining just enough to see. Suddenly there was a loud crash and a flash of light blinding whoever would be around for a couple of seconds. No one was around ,however, as a young 17 year old boy, sporting red and blue spandex with a spider insignia on his chest, woke up in said forest.

" Ugh! My head what the hell happened?" he asked talking to himself aloud. He continued, "Wait I remember now, this is all Wades fault! He showed up, then he did... something... and then a flash of light surrounded us and the Six. Now we're here, wherever here is." he looked at all of his surroundings seeing if he recognized anything, but with no luck he sighed, "Well Toto, guess I'm not in Kansas anymore" he joked, "maybe I can find a city of some kind?"

Suddenly he heard a rustling in the bushes. "Hello?" he asked, "I'm lost can you help?" however it was not a person the hero heard a growl then a large shadowy figure began to approach him. Once the creature walked into the light Spidey noticed every detail. It had glowing red eyes, stood at about seven feet tall, and had a weird bone like armor over it's body. That's weird. Spidey thought, looks like a wolf, "Oh hey!" he started, "You wouldn't happen to know where a city is at would you?" the creature growled more, Yeah that figures Spider-Man didn't expect a response, but he was just using a coping mechanism of his that he uses for stressful or scary situations. Spidey was going to say something else when the creature suddenly attacked, "Woah! Why you attacking me? It's the red suit isn't it. Damn it I am not Red Riding Hood!" his ears suddenly started ringing after a loud shot was heard ringing throughout the forest. He looked around to find a familiar figure standing with his gun out.

"Blade may have Vampires and other monsters, but who's going to take care of the overpopulation of wolves?" he joked.

"That was overely drawn out for a dumb joke, plus I think PETA is gonna be PISSED." the teen joked back

"Oh shit Spidey! Howd you get here?"

"Same as you probably Wade you dumba-"

"Language, this is a rated teen story." Wade interrupted him. (should we tell him who we are? Seems important to the plot.)

"Your right. Hello, I'm Deadpool, the merc with the mouth."

"I know who you are Wade," Spidey mentioned, "I'm pretty sure you're obsessed with trying to be my best friend."

Deadpool shushed Spider-Man, "Not you, the readers." Deadpool looks up to the sky pointing as he says this while Spider-Man just looks at him with a quizicle look, but something dawned on him.

"Oh, you're talking to yourself again Huh? It's okay I do that too just not in a schitzophrenic way like you." Deadpool ignored the last part he didn't like being called a schitzophrenic it was demeaning. (It's okay he just doesn't understand me, you, us? We know what we mean.) he spaced out talking to his brain when suddenly he got snapped back to reality.

"WADE! Do you know where we are!?" Spidey yelled.

"Dude, Parker, don't you watch online shows about kawaii girls. I mean your like 17 right? Don't you watch anime or hentai?"

"What! No! I haven't seen an anime since the Buu Saga." that's a lie, in fact he just binge watched Kill La Kill just last night. He has some fun nights.

"Okay bud it was just a question. Just look at the sky, what do you see?" Wade pointed to the sky and it's one distinguishable feature.

Spider-Man looked to the moon that was in pieces, "Oh my God! That moon is in pieces, what, did Piccolo break it so the Saiyan couldn't transform?"

"That's funny," Wade laughed, "haven't you seen Rooster Teeth's RWBY?" his eyes sparkled at the thought of the show then cried when he thought of volume 3.

"Uhhhh no, I haven't, I noticed it was there but I never got around to it. What, Is it a sad story or something?" now Spidey was worried for Wade because he was in fetal position crying, "Right, let's find a city and I'll call someone to-"

"You can't call anyone, we're in a different universe all together." Deadpool interrupted. There was a brief pause of thought before a light went off in Deadpool's head, then he turned off the light, "Okay, better plan. You go to town, find a library and learn what you can of this place, then you go and make a name for yourself by saving people and stuff.

"I, will go to this one club beattheeverlivingcrapouttaeveryoneandbecomeagunforhire!"

Spider-Man had to process what Deadpool said, but even he is having a hard time catching up, "Wait gun for hire?!" he yelled out to him but Deadpool already teleported away leaving Spidey to find his own way to the town he had no knowledge of. "Well... Shit..."