Hey kid, you may know us we work with Jordan's father. Were his team I'm Jay Halstead, this is Antonio Dawson, Adam Ruzek, Kevin Atwater, Alvin Olinsky. One thing you must know is that we treat Jordan as our little sister so if you're gonna go out with her read below for the rules that you will follow.

1. We make the rules.

You've heard this from Jordan's dad, about him making the rules. He's right. You will follows both sets of rules. Don't like it? Don't date Jordan.

2. Dress Appropriately.

When you come to pick Jordan up, if one of us sees your clothes baggy or sagging in a way we can help you fix that with a nail gun.

3. You hurt her, we will make you disappear.

As I said before Jordan is like our sister and a job we all take very seriously is to protect her. If any of us ever hear or catch you hurting our sister in any kind of way, you will disappear without a trace. You will be a cold case for many years.

4. Make her cry, you will cry.

Since you make Jordan happy you may continue to go out with her make her cry once by the time we get finished with you, you'll be crying for your mommy and daddy.

5. Don't lie.

Being you know what we do for work the best advice I can give you is, don't lie to any of us. You lie just know we always find out.

6. Understand we don't like you.

You may make our sister happy and that's great but we don't like you, we will never like you. We will however tolerate you for the time.

Still with us? Good we're almost done.

7. We are not friends.

Just because you are with Jordan doesn't make us friends, buddies, brothers, any of it. You will address us properly and respectfully.

8. Get home on time.

Every teenager has a curfew, you will bring Jordan back at exactly 10 pm, if you are even a minute late we will track you down across this city and if we find you just run and don't look back.

9. Were everywhere.

You may never know it but we'll be watching. Everywhere you go we'll see you. You may not see us but we'll always see you.

10. Be afraid.

This is the most important rule we have, be afraid. You may not know us very well but we know everything about you. We know all. If you do anything to hurt Jordan or pressure her into anything that she isn't comfortable with, nobody will be able to find you after word you will be nothing but a memory.

11. If these were unclear please refer back to rule #1.

Great. Now that's out of the way you do seem like a very nice boy to be dating our sister, just one more thing don't make us not like you because that will be a very bad thing.