Alucard, Seras, and a Stolen Telephone
Author's Notes: Wooo.. 51 reviews!! You guys are kicking some serious ass! At this rate I'll beat out the 77 I had for The Word. ^_^ Keep reviewing, this is really amazing me.. I had no idea the people in the Hellsing section were so great about reviews. I'd like to personally thank every single one of you that reviewed. ^_^
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Chapter 3: I'm Not Sick.. But I'm Not Well....
"Uhh.. Master.. I understand.. well sort of anyways.. about calling Walter and even Alexander Anderson.. but I don't know if calling the Pope is a good idea..."
"Oh shush, police girl.. I need to question him about his hat."
Seras sweatdropped as her master cackled maniacally. Right now she was practically praying for a miracle, no matter what it might be, to stop her master. She was feeling hungry.. and exceptionally tired.
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Integra was currently laying on the ground, having not moved from where Alucard has left her on the floor. Suddenly her hands shot out, pressing her palms against the ground. She suddenly righted herself and began to think about how to get back at her pet. She wished Walter was present, but she knew he wouldn't be back for a while and by then she would have cooled down. That's when she remembered something Walter had told her when she was handling some reports.
'I built a new weapon for Miss. Victoria.. I believe it is most suiting. It's an Anti-Freak Halconnen cannon. It's powerful enough to take out an actual vampire on it's own.'
Integra suddenly grinned maliciously as she bolted out of the room, heading for Seras' room.
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Alexander Anderson waited as the people at the Vatican traced the phone call back to it's source. He was patient enough until now. Now he was livid, pacing around the room like a jungle cat desperate for prey. The doors to the room were flung open as a man dressed in white ran in, a sheet of paper in his hand. He handed it to Alexander, who snarled when he saw the number on the paper. Bible pages suddenly began spilling out of his coat, flying up around him like a tornado. When the pages stopped and fluttered to the ground, Anderson was gone. His voice seemed to trail behind him though.
"Alucard!"
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Alucard grinned as the phone began to ring and he continued to scribble things down on a sheet of paper. Leave it to Integra to have the personal number of the Queen of England. He motioned for Seras to come over before the line could pick up. The eternally young police girl walked over and took the phone from her master as he pointed down at the sheet of paper in front of him, instructing her to read what he had wrote.
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The Queen of England glanced at her phone with a confused look. She only received calls when it was a dire emergency. With a shaky hand she picked up the receiver and held it to her ear.
"Hello?"
"Is this Ms. Johanson?"
"Umm.. n-"
"Ms. Johanson, I'm afraid you hold a late fee at our video store, Video Connect. Your balance is exceeding the limit and we're just calling as a reminder that you have to pay it off."
"But I'm-"
"Hold on a second Ms. Johanson, I need to speak with the special orders crew."
At that point, the voice on the other end of the phone seemed distant, as though speaking to someone that was not present in the room.
"Alright well these are the tapes I need: Hot Nymphos 9, Inside Her Majesty, Girls Gone Wild 4, 5, 6, 7.. Cool Devices, Whip-Wielding Lesbos, Lost In Suzy, Backdoor Sluts 6, and Mark and Greg: The KY Connection... oh would you like something else preordered Ms. Johanson?"
"Why I never!"
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Seras sighed as the Queen of England hung up on her. She glanced up at the now fallen over Alucard, who was rolling in laughter despite the fact that he had been holding his Jackal at Seras' head during the whole conversation to make sure she finished it.
"Master.. that was so embarrassing!!"
"You handled it quite well though, police girl! I can just imagine that old woman's face!"
"But master.. what if Integra finds out?"
"Oh please.. she's out cold. And how could she ever find out that we prank called the Queen? Ha ha ha ha!"
Alucard continued to laugh just as the door to the room was kicked open.
"ALUCARD!!!!!!! How dare you call the Queen!?!?"
Integra hefted the Halconnen cannon up slowly and pointed it at the vampire. Her finger squeezed the trigger and the recoil of the gun sent her flying back.
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Meanwhile, in the Matrix..
A Musical Interlude!
""=Pip
**=Both
Pip sat amidst the white of the Matrix, smiling with glee as he glanced at the nude pictures of Seras. He then reached over and took a lick from the ice cream cone he had. Walter, who was sitting to the left of him, sighed and ate his ice cream as well. Pip smiled and looked back down at his pictures, before beginning to sing.
"They tell me ice cream junkies are the same.
All the soda jerkers know my name..
Yeah, the chocolate's getting old..
Vanilla just leaves me cold.."
At this point Walter began to back him up, as both held up their ice creams.
"There's just one flavor good enough for me"
*YEAH ME*
"Don't give me no crummy taste spoon,
I know what-I-need! Sing it!"
*I love Rocky Road! So why don't you go buy half a gallon, baby!
I love Rocky Road! So why don't you have another dip or scoop with me!!*
The two settled down and fell silent.
"Sooo... how long do you think we'll be in here for before someone realizes we're gone?"
"You, Pip? I don't think they'd notice.. but Sir Integra would notice I'm gone."
"Ouch.."
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Author's Notes: Well another chapter done. I don't know why I threw in Weird Al's Rocky Road song.. but I was eating rocky road ice cream and the idea just came to me. ^_^
Author's Notes: Wooo.. 51 reviews!! You guys are kicking some serious ass! At this rate I'll beat out the 77 I had for The Word. ^_^ Keep reviewing, this is really amazing me.. I had no idea the people in the Hellsing section were so great about reviews. I'd like to personally thank every single one of you that reviewed. ^_^
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Chapter 3: I'm Not Sick.. But I'm Not Well....
"Uhh.. Master.. I understand.. well sort of anyways.. about calling Walter and even Alexander Anderson.. but I don't know if calling the Pope is a good idea..."
"Oh shush, police girl.. I need to question him about his hat."
Seras sweatdropped as her master cackled maniacally. Right now she was practically praying for a miracle, no matter what it might be, to stop her master. She was feeling hungry.. and exceptionally tired.
~~~
Integra was currently laying on the ground, having not moved from where Alucard has left her on the floor. Suddenly her hands shot out, pressing her palms against the ground. She suddenly righted herself and began to think about how to get back at her pet. She wished Walter was present, but she knew he wouldn't be back for a while and by then she would have cooled down. That's when she remembered something Walter had told her when she was handling some reports.
'I built a new weapon for Miss. Victoria.. I believe it is most suiting. It's an Anti-Freak Halconnen cannon. It's powerful enough to take out an actual vampire on it's own.'
Integra suddenly grinned maliciously as she bolted out of the room, heading for Seras' room.
~~~
Alexander Anderson waited as the people at the Vatican traced the phone call back to it's source. He was patient enough until now. Now he was livid, pacing around the room like a jungle cat desperate for prey. The doors to the room were flung open as a man dressed in white ran in, a sheet of paper in his hand. He handed it to Alexander, who snarled when he saw the number on the paper. Bible pages suddenly began spilling out of his coat, flying up around him like a tornado. When the pages stopped and fluttered to the ground, Anderson was gone. His voice seemed to trail behind him though.
"Alucard!"
~~~
Alucard grinned as the phone began to ring and he continued to scribble things down on a sheet of paper. Leave it to Integra to have the personal number of the Queen of England. He motioned for Seras to come over before the line could pick up. The eternally young police girl walked over and took the phone from her master as he pointed down at the sheet of paper in front of him, instructing her to read what he had wrote.
~~~
The Queen of England glanced at her phone with a confused look. She only received calls when it was a dire emergency. With a shaky hand she picked up the receiver and held it to her ear.
"Hello?"
"Is this Ms. Johanson?"
"Umm.. n-"
"Ms. Johanson, I'm afraid you hold a late fee at our video store, Video Connect. Your balance is exceeding the limit and we're just calling as a reminder that you have to pay it off."
"But I'm-"
"Hold on a second Ms. Johanson, I need to speak with the special orders crew."
At that point, the voice on the other end of the phone seemed distant, as though speaking to someone that was not present in the room.
"Alright well these are the tapes I need: Hot Nymphos 9, Inside Her Majesty, Girls Gone Wild 4, 5, 6, 7.. Cool Devices, Whip-Wielding Lesbos, Lost In Suzy, Backdoor Sluts 6, and Mark and Greg: The KY Connection... oh would you like something else preordered Ms. Johanson?"
"Why I never!"
~~~
Seras sighed as the Queen of England hung up on her. She glanced up at the now fallen over Alucard, who was rolling in laughter despite the fact that he had been holding his Jackal at Seras' head during the whole conversation to make sure she finished it.
"Master.. that was so embarrassing!!"
"You handled it quite well though, police girl! I can just imagine that old woman's face!"
"But master.. what if Integra finds out?"
"Oh please.. she's out cold. And how could she ever find out that we prank called the Queen? Ha ha ha ha!"
Alucard continued to laugh just as the door to the room was kicked open.
"ALUCARD!!!!!!! How dare you call the Queen!?!?"
Integra hefted the Halconnen cannon up slowly and pointed it at the vampire. Her finger squeezed the trigger and the recoil of the gun sent her flying back.
~~~
Meanwhile, in the Matrix..
A Musical Interlude!
""=Pip
**=Both
Pip sat amidst the white of the Matrix, smiling with glee as he glanced at the nude pictures of Seras. He then reached over and took a lick from the ice cream cone he had. Walter, who was sitting to the left of him, sighed and ate his ice cream as well. Pip smiled and looked back down at his pictures, before beginning to sing.
"They tell me ice cream junkies are the same.
All the soda jerkers know my name..
Yeah, the chocolate's getting old..
Vanilla just leaves me cold.."
At this point Walter began to back him up, as both held up their ice creams.
"There's just one flavor good enough for me"
*YEAH ME*
"Don't give me no crummy taste spoon,
I know what-I-need! Sing it!"
*I love Rocky Road! So why don't you go buy half a gallon, baby!
I love Rocky Road! So why don't you have another dip or scoop with me!!*
The two settled down and fell silent.
"Sooo... how long do you think we'll be in here for before someone realizes we're gone?"
"You, Pip? I don't think they'd notice.. but Sir Integra would notice I'm gone."
"Ouch.."
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Author's Notes: Well another chapter done. I don't know why I threw in Weird Al's Rocky Road song.. but I was eating rocky road ice cream and the idea just came to me. ^_^