Chapter 7: Angel slaying Exorcist

A/N: Merry Christmas and happy holidays! Enjoy the present

The next day everyone wondered if Weiss Schnee would show her face and return to Beacon. And to everyone's surprise she did. But that was the last thing on Warren's mind. The male Umbra was to busy thinking about how he is going to need some more accessories to help him in battle. "If I want to get more halos I guess I'm gonna have to go cosplay." Warren thought to himself as he sat through class. (For all the people who watched or played the first Bayonetta and remembers what Jeanne says at the end of the game will get the reference).

After another day at school to which he spotted Weiss Schnee several times but like anyone would she was avoiding him. Which was fine by Warren since he was a little to busy to have a rematch. A few hours later the sun had finally set and the full shattered moon hung in the air. And to Warren the perfect time to kill angel's was at night during the full moon. Not only because it sets the scene, but Warren would now be able to Witch Walk. Which he thinks is a godsend because angel's are constantly flying and attacking from above.

Warren had entered a cathedral in the city of Remnant and he has to say that he's impressed. It almost looked like the exact one that he and his sister had trashed in the alternate reality movie about him, Bayonetta, and Jeanne. "I believe the movie was called Bayonetta…Bloody Fate? Yeah that's the one." Warren had the perfect cosplay priest outfit that made him look like an aspiring young priest on his was to "fatherhood". Warren sauntered down the dimly lit isle due to burning candles. He reached the podium with a large painting of Monty Oum high in the sunny skies watching over the citizens of Remnant one shiny rays. (R.I.P Monty I love your show)

"Forgive me Monty but I desperately need these halos" the Umbra Witch whispered to himself as he clasped his hands together and began to chant. "I am the way into the city of woe, I am the way to a forsaken people, I am the way into eternal sorrow, abandon all hope ye who enter here. I am the way into the city of woe, I am the way to a forsaken people, I am the way into eternal sorrow, abandon all hope oh ye who dares to enter here." After Warren whispered his chants all the candles in the cathedral went out. Leaving Warren to rely on the light of the moon alone. But the darkness was only there for a matter of moments because angelic summoning circles and out came the low ranking Affinity.

Warren looked at the Affinity and gave off a cocky smile. "Alright let's dance baby!" He taunted as he traced the Umbra Witch symbol and leaped through the portal into Purgatorio. The angelic massacre began as the angel's charged at Warren who easily evaded their attacks as if he was the living embodiment of dancing wind. Taking out Scarborough Fair he unleashed his rain of bullets to the pathetic angel's that didn't stand a chance. Warren while still in mid air flipped onto the cathedral walls and in response the Umbra Witch clan symbol materialized beneath his feet.

The young Umbra Witch managed to score a few halos but with Affinities he was fighting he wouldn't get much. "Don't tell me today's going to be a dry night after all. And the author put so much dramatic flare for this scene." Warren shook his head in comedic sorrow but was quickly reprimanded as the cathedral was engulfed with light. Warren stared at the heavenly light unhinged and merely adjusted his glasses, as if to say the angel's of Paradiso were not that much of a threat to him. From the great holy light the twin angel's Grace and Glory let loose their fierce battle cry as they lunged for Warren.

Warren's face was over ridden with shock as he aimed his Scarborough Fair at the oncoming angel's. "Would you look at that! It's the angel's that went missing in the Emerald Forest chapter! I was wondering when you to were gonna be re-introduced to the plot!" Warren jumped out of the angel's way as they crashed into the cathedral's walls as Warren descended into the pews with a defining crash. Grace came down first swinging at the Umbra Witch with flaming claws.

The Umbra Witch countered the attack with a quick flurry of swift kicks and knocked Grace back with a Wicked Kick from Madama Kephri into the cathedral's organ. Quick to join the fray Glory blasted Warren in the back with an arc of lightning that cut off all feeling in the Umbra Witch's body. As Warren's body slumped to the ground unable to move Grace and Glory began to close in. The angel's claws dragging on the temple floor's making an Echoing scraping sound like this was some sort of horror movie.

As Warren struggled to get up Grace and Glory leaped into the air their claws draped in their respective lighting and fire. As they were only a few feet away Warren flashed a sadistic smile. And it was at that moment the twins knew they had fucked up! "PDEE BARMA!"

Tendrils of raven black hair were sucked into a void to Inferno before returning once more wrapped diligently around Madama Kephri. The Protector of Time smiled as she grabbed the two angel's and began smashing them together repeatedly until they were nothing more then a bloody mess, all while Warren simply watched. Once they were on the verge of death Madama Kephri threw their body into the pews and raised her high heel before slamming her heels hard into their bodies until they were nothing but bloody pulps.

Once they vanished into light and Madama Kephri returned to Inferno Warren happily collected all of the halos he scored and walked out of the cathedral his priest outfit surprisingly still intact. "Warren! Is that you!?" A certain high pitched voice called out. Warren turned around to see Ruby Rose and Yang standing behind her. "Oh just paying my respects that's all." Ruby cocked her head sideways. "Really? But we heard gunshots, screaming, and weird chanting. Are you sure nothing went down in there?"

Warren grinned. "Positive." "Or", Ruby began to interject, "your secretly a demon slaying exorcist and you just cleansed the cathedral of invading demons." Warren blinked before bursting into a fit of laughter. "What! What's so funny!?" Ruby demanded. Yang merely smiled and rustled her sister's hair. "Ruby everyone knows there's no such thing as demons. Just semblance and Grimm. And if angel's were real then how come we can't see them?"

Warren chuckled. A little thing called Purgatorio and Paradiso my friend. "Well nice running into you all. Laters." And then Warren disappeared into the night.

A/N: I'm sorta back after so long of writers block, horrible rough drafts, and murderous Wattpad. I have not abandoned this story so please stay tuned.