MCU AOS AU

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and I own nothing.)

"Agent Hand." Ward said only slightly startled, or at least only showing a very little amount of how startled he was, as he looked at the woman who was storming towards him angrily. Her agents diving for cover and near teleporting out of her way.

"What do you think you're doing?" Victoria demanded glaring at the agent whose hand was still gripping Skye's arm tightly.

"I'm her S.O. ma'am and she disobeyed my direct order to stay in the gym and train her physical abilities." Ward said his voice a bit patronizing while his face remained blank.

"You her S.O.? Bullshit." Victoria sneered at the agent as the rest of the family came walking over none look too pleased.

"Ma'am she's-"

"Higher level than you are and an undercover operative Ward." Victoria said making Ward and Fitzsimmons blink for a minute.

"That can't be ma'am. She-" Ward was cut off by Victoria slamming her fist into his jaw, sending him sprawling to the floor and releasing Skye.

"Wow you nearly knocked him out. You were holding back more than usual." Skye said looking down at Ward amused before she looked back up at Victoria and the rest of the senior agents and the director.

"Agent Skyfall you can drop your cover now." Fury said nodding to the girl who blinked before grinning brightly at them.

"I still hate that fake name! Can't I just use my title? It's much more badass!" Skye said making Victoria snort slightly.

"Whatever you say Shield Baby." Victoria said making Skye scrunch up her nose.

"Not that one! I mean the one Sharon gave me." Skye said glaring slightly at Victoria who snorted.

"Yeah yeah. Enough chatter Fallen Star." Fury said and next thing anyone knew Skye had leapt at him with a hug.

"Missed you Dad!" Skye said earning a small smile and hug back.

"Missed you too Brat." Fury said as Skye released him and jumped on Jasper next.

"Daddy! I see you haven't grown any stubble yet!" Skye said laughing as he hugged her tightly.

"You still act like your mom, Kiddo!" Jasper said releasing the girl who was scooped up by John next.

"Pops! Have you annoyed mom into shooting you again or not yet? How's the new rookie working out?" Skye asked laughing and making Ward's jaw drop open as his father figure picked up Skye in a tight hug.

"Not yet Half-pint and Trip is doing fine. I'll see about having you two meet. Maybe you could teach him a few of your moves." John said laughing as he released the girl who jumped on Felix next.

"Bebino glad to see you aren't hurt…much." Felix said smiling warmly at the smaller girl who pouted as she hugged him.

"I'm not always getting hurt paĉjo." Skye said using the Esperanto term for daddy.

"No but you are reckless baby girl." Phil said smiling as he hugged her next, making the rest of 616 aside from May look shocked as he easily removed her bracelet.

"You're one to talk papa!" Skye said giving him a look before turning and pouting at May.

"Mama! Papa is being a hypocrite again!" Skye said clutching onto May who tensed for a second before relaxing and smiling slightly as Ward looked ready to pass out. He was soooo screwed.

"Don't complain to me Nu Ying. I'm not the one married to him." May said rolling her eyes slightly.

"Yeah but Dad is just as bad as papa." Skye said turning and sticking her tongue out at Fury who flipped her off.

"Fair point." May said amused and not bothering to hide it as Skye jumped up on Victoria last, but certainly not least.

"Mom! I missed you!" Skye said causing all those who didn't know and were still somehow holding their jaws up to gape in disbelief when Victoria laughed.

"I missed you too my troublemaking Fille." Victoria said spinning the tiny hacker around as she hugged the girl close, kissing her forehead.

"Wait…what?" Fitzsimmons asked staring shocked along with most other agents.

"I told you AC and May knew my best set of foster parents…what I didn't tell you was that it was a group of six that adopted and raised me. AC is papa, May is Mama, Pirate is dad, Jaz is Daddy, Johnny is Pops, Fee is Pa, and Tori is mom!" Skye said pointing at each of the senior agents as she spoke.

"I'm Shield, level 8. My official codename is Skyfall, my preferred one is Fallen Star cause it sounds cooler. A lot of the older agents joke about me being the Shield Baby instead. I'm best with computers and undercover so when the Rising Tide popped up and started threatening my family… I was sent under by mom and dad." Skye said while Victoria eyed the team, especially Simmons.

"How long did it take you to seduce the cute little British one?" Victoria asked making Skye pout while Simmons blushed brightly while May snorted.

"Papa keeps preventing me from getting anywhere." Skye said pouting over at Coulson while Fitz was gaping as was Ward.

"Yeah Phil is great at cock blocking the women in this family." Victoria said frowning and nodding her head sagely which made John snort.

"Which is ironic since none of the women in the family even like cock." John said snickering while Victoria snorted this time.

"No but you boys sure seem to love it. I'll stick with the beautiful woman I married thank you." Victoria said wrapping a possessive arm around May's shoulders as jaws around them went lower.

"Good cause if you ever thought of leaving me I'd kick your scrawny European ass." May said casually, leaning into the hold and making Victoria all out beam at her happily. May hid her wince at how happy those words made her wife…she had missed so much time with her…had neglected her so badly…

"The only one who can have my ass is you Mels and you know it." Victoria said pressing a kiss to the top of May's head and looking almost deliriously happy.

"You're being sickeningly cute again Tori." John said grinning at the taller woman who snorted and shot a look at him. Her remark had those the babies of the 616 team gaping.

So THAT'S where Skye got it from!

"Choke on a dick!"