This is just a little side project I'm undertaking. I've been watching way too much How I Met Your Mother and had the idea that the list of 50 reasons to have sex would be good for a oneshot series of SwanQueen. The list is imbedded in this introductory chapter, each chapter will be a different reason. Some will be established SwanQueen, some won't. Some will be falling in love, some won't. Some will have a happy ending, some won't. The length will vary from chapter to chapter just depends on the prompt off the list, I'll be sure and note which one they are at each chapter head. I won't be updating this regularly or anything, just as the mood and inspiration strikes, but I will be finishing it. If anyone wants to contribute other reasons to have sex I could perhaps be persuaded to add more to the list :)

Reason No.1 to have sex, Just can't get to sleep. Regina is 8 months pregnant and just can't get to sleep. Thankfully, she has an amazingly talented wife that can offer a helping hand.

A/N: Established SwanQueen. Set several years into the future. Warning: Emma drinks her wife's colostrum in this, if that squicks you out skip this chapter.

Regina rolled from her side to her back. She sighed and rubbed her distended belly. At 8 months pregnant, she was having trouble getting comfortable enough at night to sleep, not that it stopped her from falling asleep mid sentence during 3 different council meetings in the last 6 months. Her body ached and she was sore in places that really shouldn't be sore. It wasn't helped that the child she and Emma had conceived on accident with true love was a night owl and more active in the evening. The last few nights the little girl growing inside her had been more active than usual after they'd climbed into bed for the night. She sighed as another squirm distorted her belly. The brunette rolled from her back to her other side and came face to face with her sleeping wife. She bit her lip, there was one surefire way to assure a reasonably comfortable nights sleep…

They'd learned early on that one of the best ways to relax Regina enough so she could sleep most of the night was an orgasm or two. It also seemed to calm the baby down. That had freaked Emma out at first, but she had been reassured that it because of the extra sleeping chemicals running through the blood she shared with her mother. Regina groaned as she felt her cunt slicking and starting to throb with just the thought of sex. The doctor had said she'd likely lose most of her sex drive the further into her third trimester she got, he'd been wrong. The further along she was, the easier to arousal she became and it didn't take much for her to be dripping down her thighs. Some days, a cool breeze across her skin could arouse her and she absolutely refused to acknowledge the evening last week when her loving wife had been helpfully shaving her legs for her and she'd ended up orgasming before they were done, without Emma ever touching her pussy. She bit her lip and brushed a strand of long blonde away from her wife's face. The blonde stirred and suddenly sleepy hazel eyes were blinking at her. A tired smile graced her face, "You ok?" A large yawn ended the question.

Regina shifted and adjusted herself so she could kiss her Sheriff soundly on the lips, "Can't sleep...sex?" Emma grinned and smothered another yawn. She slid a hand between them and stroked over the large belly that had slowly taken over her wife's small body, soothing the stirring child inside, "Tell me what you want?" Her wife had taken to sleeping naked around the time she moved into her second trimester. Her body temperature felt like it had doubled and she was more comfortable that way. Emma was not complaining in the slightest.

Regina groaned as her wife cupped a swollen breast. Her breasts had been sore and tender almost from the start, but recently she'd started lactating as her colostrum came in and they were even more tender now. Swelling as they filled with the oily nutrient rich substance until her nipples leaked, she'd ruined three shirts before their doctor had recommended using a breast pump to both alleviate the fullness and help her production levels for when the baby came. With a slight blush he'd mentioned that some couples chose not to use a pump, but emptied the expectant mother's milk glands with more...organic means. That night in bed after shy smiles and light touches, Emma had sucked a nipple into her mouth and nursed from her. It had been odd at first, certainly not unpleasant. It had helped and she hadn't ruined anymore shirts. She pulled the hand stroking her belly lower and cupped her hand over Emma's cupping her own swollen and ripened cunt, "Fuck me and empty me?"

Emma groaned at the request, "Of course," she shifted on the bed and sucked a enlarged nipple into her mouth as she slid three fingers into her wife's throbbing, dripping centre. Regina wasn't looking for foreplay in these late night orgasms, she just wanted to come and drift off into contented slumber.

Regina arched and groaned, her belly pressing into her wife's chest as Emma suckled the thick colostrum from her breast. It didn't have much taste, not really, but the intimacy of the act did things to them both. Emma gently kneaded the swollen flesh of her breast with her free hand as she pumped in and out of her wife's tight cunt. The brunette had been doing daily pelvic floor exercises from the moment she'd found out she was pregnant and it had done wondrous things for the elasticity of her, which was the point.

Tanned hands threaded through long blonde hair and Regina started to pant as her body rose quickly towards orgasm. Emma flicked at her wife's swollen clit and pumped her fingers faster as she switched breasts and suckled at her, draining the colostrum. Regina whimpered and her body started to tense, "Oh, darling!" And she was coming, ejaculating heavily into the palm of her wife, that had been new, sure she'd always been able to ejaculate, but before pregnancy it had taken specific prompting for her to do so, but any time she orgasmed it was messy, in a delightful. Emma groaned as the cum coated her and she sucked the last bit of pre-milk from her wife.

Regina sighed as her wife pulled away and out, "Oh, darling. So good," she murmured sleepily already starting to drift off. Emma smiled and kissed her on her the forehead as they settled into a somewhat comfortable position. Regina's heavy belly laying against the blonde's taut stomach and one of her arms wrapped around her lover's shoulders while the other stroked the tight skin surrounding their daughter. Chocolate eyes flew open, "Oh! Do you need me too….?" She scratched at the flat abdomen beneath her own belly. Emma smiled, "No, I'm alright. Sleep, love," in truth she was deeply aroused but she'd more or less gotten used to being attended to in the morning after these late night wake-ups. When her wife woke up once again horny and raring to go. They shifted again, snuggling just a little closer and Regina sighed and her eyes slid shut and a tiny smile graced her face as she drifted off into contented slumber, finally.