"Your words were written in, Your words were written in. Cold blood. Yeah. Even with phantom power and ludicrous speed. I can't run because betrayal won't come from my enemies. Anatomy of a ghost, invisible friend. I won't pay for sanity so baby, here's a toast. To things much better left alone. It seems. I'm not everything you wanted me to be. In a dream on the way to the hospital I'll slip away. What's happening to me? And as you drag the lake and pull me out. Do you feel the shame inside of you? And as my body lays before you now. Do you feel my skin is cold?"-Phantom Power and Ludicrous Speed by Pierce The Veil

Chapter 1: Change in the Forest, Hyper Hybrid Awareness!

Our story stars in a forest that literally radiated death and was so dark the night could take pointers. This forest is located in the outskirts of the village hidden in the leaves. It's been properly named the forest of death and many people fear it. Right now this forest is being used as the 2nd part of a yearly exam to test groups of genin, otherwise known as rookie ninja, to see if they're worthy and ready to become chunin. So far the exam had only been going on for 9 hours, yet the forest had taken several lives already.

We zoom in to a clearing in the forest where a blonde haired, blue eyes boy was glaring at a black haired boy with blood red eyes as the boy burned his arms. Off to the side unconscious is a pink hair girl. The blonde haired boy had three peculiar whisker like marks on each side of his face and tan skin. He was dressed in a orange and blue jumpsuit that could make the sun cringe from how bright it is. This boy is our hero and focus Naruto Uzumaki. The black haired boy is Sasuke Uchiha and he had just betrayed Konoha for Orochimaru of the sannin. The snake like man had promised the Uchiha the power to kill his brother, but had demanded that Sasuke kill his teammates. Sasuke had knocked out Sakura easily as she was a fan girl and pretty much useless. Naruto had put up a fight and had been winning until Sasuke had used the gift Orochimaru had given him. The tides had changed and Naruto's arms had literally been ripped off by Sasuke who was laughing with glee. Orochimaru watching from the trees chuckled and said "Well done Sasuke-kun. You don't even have to kill them now as the forest will do it for you."

Sasuke still laughing said "It feels so good to finally be rid of the dobe and the fan girl."

He turning asked "Can we go now?"

Orochimaru chuckling said "Yes let's."

He then grabbed Sasuke by the shoulder and vanished in a swirl of leaves. Naruto watching the two leave growled and started trying to think of a way out of this mess. He blinked when a voice he had heard only once said "Damn I get blocked from you for 10 minutes and you end up knocking on death's door."

Naruto growling said "It's not my fault Kyuubi. If Kakashi-baka and the village weren't so biased and loved kissing the traitor's ass I might have stood a chance."

Kyuubi sighing said "Brat there's one way out of this, and you'd better pray to whatever gods you worship that it works."

Naruto snorting said "I've long given up hope that any gods give a shit about me."

Kyuubi ignoring what Naruto said closed it's eyes and started trying to talk to it's old friend. At first nothing was happening until suddenly the entire forest became so cold the genin could see their breath. Naruto feeling this cold asked "What did you do Kyuubi?"

Kyuubi opening it's eyes said "Brat get ready to test your little theory as you're about to meet a titaness first hand."

Naruto eyes widened and he blinked when a voice that sounded to heavenly to be real asked "I wonder where Kurama-kun is. I heard his voice but I don't see him."

Naruto setting his eyes on the owner of said voice felt his face burn from how hard he was blushing. Standing in front of him was a woman standing at 6 feet even with long wind swept black hair. This hair framed her heart shaped face perfectly. Her eyes were a shade of teal that he had never seen before. She had large 36 DD-cup breast that were covered sublimely by the dark green shirt she had on. She had a toned and tight stomach that would be abs. Her arms were lean but power packed. Her lower body was just as gorgeous as her upper body and was wrapped in a black knee-length skirt. She wore no shoes reveal her perfect feet. This titaness looking around blinked spotting Naruto.

Walking over she leaned forward and asked "Hello little one can you tell me where Kurama-kun is?"

Naruto laughing said "So his name is Kurama. Yeah he's in my stomach."

She blinked several times and asked "What do you mean?"

Naruto sighing explained what he meant. When he finished she was looking at him with pity shining in her eyes. Kyuubi already knowing what Naruto was about to say said "Don't you dare say it you bloody idiot."

Naruto kept his mouth shut. The titaness turning asked "Hey Jill-hime what do you think."

Naruto and Kyuubi both blinked when in walked a woman with black hair, green eyes and tan skin. She was dressed in something Naruto had never seen before, but Kyuubi had. This woman is Jill Valentine, wife of the titaness in front of Naruto. She walking up to Naruto stared him in the eyes. She did this for five minutes before saying "He's worthy Selina."

The now named Titaness smiled and turned to Naruto and asked "How would you like to be saved?"

Naruto narrowing his eyes asked "What's the catch?"

Selina blinked several times before she said "The catch as you say is that you'll have an insatiable thirst for blood and sex."

Naruto and Kurama both blinked and Naruto asked "Is that it?"

Selina shrugging said "Also you could transform into a woman, become a vampire/werewolf hybrid, an disease ridden zombie/human fusion or even a winged dragon."

Naruto and Kurama blinked several more times and Naruto asked "Which one is most likely?"

Selina shrugged and responded with "I'm the Titaness of all Monsters and Queen of All Vampires, plus the Night. There's no telling."

Naruto hearing this sighed and looked at Sakura. His mind was instantly made up as he said "Do it."

His eyes widened when a pair of fangs sunk into his neck. His vision then went black for about five seconds before a brilliant array of colors and scenes flashed before his eyes. His blue eyes bore witness to many events and various monsters, including a monster with a ton of eyes. His vision then came back and he found himself staring at the trunk of a tree. He then screamed as an insane amount of pain flooded his body. Selina having just drank some of Naruto's blood picked him up and gently started to rock him in her arms.

Jill watching this touching scene picked up one of Naruto's burned arms and started to ponder how she could use them as a present to her new child. Selina looking down at Naruto's glowing stomach knew that in order for Naruto to transform Kurama was going to be removed from Naruto's body. This technically was going to kill him, but that was going to happen anyway. Naruto feeling a searing pain pass through his body screamed into Selina's somehow warm embrace. This scream was signified by a substantial amount of demonic chakra. Naruto now literally glowing with Kurama's chakra shut his eyes as once again his vision was flooded with images not of his own design.

Selina gently rocking him watched as Kurama was ejected from Naruto's seal and landed in a tree branch. Kurama now the size of a normal fox and down to 3 tails shook himself as he said "I'm finally free. Thank Kami almighty I'm free."

Jill already working on the present for Naruto ignored Kurama's statement in favor of making sure her plans would work. Selina still rocking Naruto back and forth could hear his heart beat starting to slow down. She watched as the color slowly drained from his body and his blue eyes dulled. She bit her lip as technically Naruto Uzumaki, jinchuriki of the Nine Tailed Fox had just died.

Naruto now feeling the coldest he had ever felt was catching small glimpses of the future, past and some reason another dimension. His heart beat then picked back up, at a slower rate than before. His skin darkened, but only by a small margin. His eyes regained some of their blue hue. Selina smiled spotting this as it meant her plan had worked. Naruto suddenly started to feel this overwhelming warmth spread through his body. It was like someone had lit him on fire, and instead of it being painful it was comforting. Selina smiled as slowly Naruto started to undergo more changes.

His blonde hair grew longer and started to change to a reddish brown, bordering the auburn. Most of the spikes flattened out, with one bang falling over the face. The whisker marks that marked his face faded away leaving a flawless face. The eyes shifted from blue into a alluring amethyst. This purple orb gained what looked like a bunch of intertwining serpents colored gold surrounding the slitted golden pupil. In the gaps of this pattern another peculiar pattern could be seen. It was shaped like screeching bats colored like grass and leaves. These patterns were the indication of a bloodline from another dimension.

This bloodline was a great doujutsu like the fabled Rinnegan, the Hyuga Byakugan and the Uchiha Sharingan. This doujutsu is called Yūgōgan.(Fusion Eye) His body then became cloaked in shadows, but Selina could feel the body changing. She felt his upper body transmogrify into that of a females. The shadows moved from the top part of the body to the lower part. A similar transformation happened here. When the shadows lifted a female was now being gently rocked in Selina's arms. Selina looking down at her new daughter giggled spotting the fit, yet curvaceous body of Naruko Valentine.

Two hours later and Naruko was sitting in a branch learning how to use her new powers and skills. So far she had discovered that she was a carrier for every known Bio Organic Weapon. At first Naruko had been confused until Jill had explained what that meant and shown her subjects with said things. Naruko was freaked out at first, especially when she witnessed the Plaga transform it's subjects. She got over that when she found out she was an amalgamation of several supernatural species including the mythical werewolf, the dreaded vampire and the iconic zombie. She was not looking forward to harnessing the powers of the last one. She was trying to harness the first two and had created an awesome attack.

She called it Shōhi suru and it made her transform into one of three things. The first was a swarm of vampire bats that would surround and drain the victim of it's blood. The second form was a pack of rats that would rip the victims apart leaving death. The last form was that of a swarm of scarab that literally consumed every part of the victim. She blinked when Selina snapped the neck of another genin here for the exams. Apparently she was supposed to be learning how to use her allure to make her enemies weak in the knees before slitting their throats or snapping their spines. Jumping down she vanished and with speed uncanny killed four genin by snapping their necks. Turning to Selina she asked "Why was I supposed to act like a helpless damsel when I can just do that?"

Selina sighing said "Because sometimes your beauty may be your best weapon."

Naruko shrugging bent over and picked up Kurama who was chewing on the leg of a rabbit. Nuzzling the most powerful bijuu like it was normal fox Naruko said "I'm mad you never told me you were so fluffy Kurama."

Kurama rolling his eyes said "You never asked."

Naruko rolling her eyes dropped the fox and turning to Selina asked "So how am I supposed to curve my thirst for blood?"

Naruko didn't even flinch when Jill appeared with a plate of reddish cookies. Naruko tilting her head asked "What are those and how did you make cookies in the middle of the forest?"

Jill eye smiling said "We have access to our home, thus making cookies in the middle of the forest is easy. These are Blood cookies. They'll help curve your thirst for blood."

Naruko taking one of said cookies bit down on it and moaned. It was warm, gooey and had that taste of blood she craved. Taking the entire platter she handed one to Kurama. Said fox accepting the baked good blinked as Naruko tore through the platter of treats. Shaking his head he asked "What's next?"

Jill pleased as her new daughter consumed the treats she had baked said "I teach Naruko-chan the basics of my combat style."

Naruko shaking her head and licking her crumb covered lips said "Cool."

Three days later and Naruko was sitting in the room given to her and Sakura once they reached the tower. They had informed Kakashi and everyone else of Sasuke's betrayal. Outrage had occurred and cries for Sasuke's death has filled the air. Naruko had easily ignored all of this in favor of sucking on a blood pop. She was still sucking on said sweet, yet savory delight. Sakura was in the bed across the room still trying and failing to process the betrayal of her oh so precious Uchiha. Kurama curled up on Naruko's stomach was in the form of a jaguar cub.

He didn't like not being in his original form, but Naruko had soothed the raging bijuu with a nice tummy rub. The mighty bijuu had crumbled and purred like an oversized kitten.Naruko could still feel said bijuu purring on her stomach as she pondered how things were about to change as no doubt the old man had gotten the papers from Selina and Jill by now and was reading them. A giggle escaped her mouth picturing the looks on the faces of the shit eaters who treated her wrong back when she was still Naruto. Her eyes then cut to Sakura who whimpered in her sleep.

Naruko sighed already figuring out what her pink haired crush was whimpering about. Shutting her eyes she reached inside of her and activated the Siren part of her abilities. She reaching down and scratching Kurama behind his ears started to softly hum a tune, that she knew would have a soothing effect on Sakura and most of the tower. A smile wormed itself on her face when Sakura stopped whimpering. She giggled when Kurama started to nuzzle into her stomach, as apparently her soothing tune had worked on him also. She then deciding to get some shut eye as tomorrow was the prelims, let go of her conscious state and was soon slumbering peacefully. She never noticed Sakura in a trance getting up and walking over to her bed.

Hello my adorable little Klyntar it's me themightyshevenom13 here with the joint story of myself and Lola Senju. It's called Resident Naruko and it's Naruko basically as the ultimate and stable Bio Organic Weapon like the one's created in the Resident Evil series. Yes Naruko will have the one from Resident Evil 7, the sorta new one they came out with. She's also EVERY mythical or legendary creature/monster. It's mainly focused on Werewolf and Vampire for the tie in with the Underworld series. The dōjutsu will be further explained in the next chapter, well more like the author's notes. By the way this will be a harem fic with both Sakura and Temari locked into said harem. We will most likely post a poll to get the others."

Lola Senju "There will actually be 2 harem's in this story. Naruko is going to have a harem with at least 16 females while the second harem will belong to either Karin Uzumaki or Tsunade Senju. It depends on the poll really who gets the second harem. Also there may be small traces of Dracula Untold, Blade 1,2 and 3 and Fairy Tail. Also we're working on another joint story this time with Ttjod-sama who wants you all to know he's working hard on updates for you all, it's just he's been busy with trying to start his own YouTube channel and other things. We're thinking maybe sticking to Naruto but making him a saiyan and, key word is AND a God of Destruction. The idea came to us after surfing YouTube and goggle images. The concept is that Naruto is the Saiyan God of Destruction raised by the gorgeous Vados and trained by Goku, Vegeta, Bardock, Trunks(Future) and Beerus. Yeah that's right I said Bardock. She-Venom was surfing the web and came across some badass images of SSj4 Bardock and since in Xenoverse 2 you can play as a SSj3 Bardock we thought why not. We haven't ironed out any other details yet but when we have we'll let you know. Anyway as always review and/PM with questions, concerns and comments.

She-Venom and Lola "Review or face the wrath of both Karoly and Karoly Black!"