Acme love in perfecto V2

chapter 1

Originally me and another author did this story, but let's just say things changed and it didn't turn out the way I wanted. This isn't meant to be mean or nothing, but it needed the more looney charm to it.

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Another fine morning at -oof!

"Sorry trampling yah Mr Narrator." Said Yakko Warner as he and his siblings ran by.

I hope we don't deal with that many cameos in the future, despite what my horoscopes and fortune cookies say. As I was saying, it was another fine day at Acme Looniversity. And here in Bugs Bunny's class is where we find the usual group of young toons.

"Alright kids, come get your test scores."

The kids groaned.

"Yeah, I don't really like doing this, but it's so you can take our places later in the future."

'Or become sexy costars, like how I intend to be Pepe le Pew's.' Thought Fifi.

They walked up in a line and grabbed their tests with some groaning and others satisfied and the others happy.

"Ha! I won the bet! I did 1 point better." Plucky said, presenting his 18 out of 100 to Shirley.

"Like, whatever." she frowned crossing her arms.

"Come on Shirl, one peck on the cheek, that's the deal."

She sighed and pressed her puckered bill on Plucky's cheek.

"Oh yeah!" Cheered Plucky from the kiss.

"Hmph." 'Like, why do I give this idiot a chance?' She thought.

"Well would you look at that Babs, a perfect score." Said Buster.

"Me too." Replied Babs.

"Sounds like we all did great." spoke Hampton.

"Oui." Agreed Fifi while she sat on Furball's desk. "So Furball, feel like celebrating with za date?"

Furball was about to answer but then...

"Ugh, this is why I hate Thursdays, my nose is so congested from my neighbors giving me ragweed out of spite for no reason. Anyways, Buster Bunny, Plucky Duck, and Furball, please come to my office."

"Hahahahahah! This time the principal didn't call me!" Laughed Montana Max.

"Just wait your turn Montana, after I'm through with these 3, I'm ready to blow up at you!"

Max slunk in his chair while the others snickered and the three males got up and left the class. "Oh shaddap."

Later in the Principal's office, he was sneezing into his tissues.

"I really do hate my neighbors."

"Umm...Principal?" Buster spoke up.

"Yeah Buster?"

"Are we here just to hear you complain about your neighbors?"

"No, I brought you three here for something extremely important for you and the whole school."

'And that is?' Furrball asked with a sign.

"A student exchange program with Perfecto Prep."

"Say what?" spoke Buster with Plucky's beak dropping open.

'Oh-no!' Furball signed, in both sign and American Sign Language.

"I know it sounds crazy, but-"

"They're gonna kill us!"

"I can't go back, Danford's gang is gonna eat me alive!"

'We can't call the Justice League because we used up all our favors.' Signed Furball.

"QUIET!"

All 3 gulped.

"Now, me and the principal of Perfecto Prep are trying to establish a friendship between our schools...or at least, I am trying to establish a friendship between our schools." he frowned. "And I picked you three from a random selection so they wouldn't see us for one thing. I want each of you to try and make a good impression when you get there."

All 3 groaned.

"Fine." Said Buster.

"I won't like it, but okay." Said Plucky.

Furball simply nodded.

"Good, now go home."

They dragged thier feet out of the principal's office and when the door opened again...

"Helloooooo nurse!"

The next day...

"Say what?!" cried Babs who was standing with the other toons as the bus for Buster, Furball, and Plucky drove up.

"Non! It simply cannot be!" Fifi said in disbelief.

"I may be a rich jerk, but Perfecto Prep is a school of rich jerks." Montana Max said. "How can you handle more than me?"

"*Burp* Oops sorry, Aunt Slappy gave me a bottle of ginger ale to go with my lunch." Said Skippy Squirrel.

"Like, is this forever? Don't really mind seeing Plucky out of my life."

"Don't worry Shirl, we'll be out of there before you know it." smiled the duck before scooting closer. "But just in case, how about one on the road?" before puckering his bill.

Plucky got slapped.

"Hey Babs, make sure you and the gang give the Perfecto Goons replacing us, a nice long whooping while we're out."

"Trust me Buster, we'll make sure they get the old Acme Loo welcome."

Furball then saw Sweetie Bird. He walked up to the little pink canary. 'Hey...' He signed.

"Uh...hey..."

'Can I have a snack for the road?'

Sweetie Bird frowned at him.

'Can't blame a guy for trying.' he shrugged before grabbing his bag and walked onto the bus.

Everyone waved bye as the bus to Perfecto Prep drove away. They looked down, sad and missing them already. That's when the transfer students arrived.

"Alright, you losers, I'm here with some cool dudes to make your lame school better." Said Danford Drake with Johnny Pew and Roderick Rat.

"Eeyup." Babs said with a Big Macintosh impression. "We're gonna have a lot of fun with these guys."

"Carry these will you." spoke Danford as the three tossed their stuff in Hampton's arms with him stumbling while Danford flicked him a dime. "Get yourself something pretty."

"You heard him Hampton, Carrie them!" Said Babs.

"Read you loud and clear." Then Hampton pulled out some fake blood and splashed it all over their bags.

"Hey! Do you have any idea how much those bags cost?"

"Oh what? You can just get another one!" Then Hampton walked away. "And keep your dime."

"Consider that our way of saying welcome." grinned Babs before letting out a dark chuckle. 'I hope Buster, Plucky and Furrball are doing okay.'

Meanwhile on the bus, we see the 3 boys as they imagine thier greatest fears.

'I can't believe we're heading to Perfecto Prep...wh-what if they...' Then Buster saw an image in his head. He saw himself surrounded by numerous students.

"Buster Bunny? Oh please, no one's gonna remember you, or care. Besides, cartoon rabbits are so dull, cartoon mice and ducks are much better." Said one of the students.

"No! We-we're very funny! Please!"

"Yeah, give him a chance! Narf! Just kidding!"

"We don't need a weak toon like you here. Get out!"

'D-don't cry Buster...'

'Oh-no...I never thought I'd see myself facing Margot again so soon.' Then Plucky imagined the horror.

He's seen running down the hallways into a dead end. He panted while seeing a shadow rise up behind him. "Nononononono..."

That's when...

"Roger Rabbit?"

That's when Roger Rabbit took off his head and it turned out to be Margot in disguise! "Payback time duck!"

"Aaaaaah!"

'Nooooooo!'

'I wonder what awaits me at Perfecto Prep.' Furrball thought in fear.

"Sorry, but I don't serve transfer students." The lunch lady said to Furball.

He looked down sadly and walked away before sitting down at one of the tables.

'Actually, me starving is my version of the norm.'

"Hey loser!"

He looked over and saw students with food.

"You want it?" Then one of them dangled a fish stick over his head.

His eyes widened while following the fish. He jumped, at it, trying to catch it as the students laughed.

'It'd be normal for me to starve, but to force me into starving...how evil.' Thought Furrball.

Soon, they made it to the school. Each of them snapped out of it and made their way off.

As the bus left, they were all faced with the front gate, as a wind blew.

"Welp boys...guess this is our school for a few months." Said Buster. "Let's make the most of it."

"Yeah!" Said Plucky. 'As long as I got my friends with me, I can survive longer than I expect.'

'Let's do i...' Furrball's sign was interrupted.

"Hmph, well, well, well..." Said a familiar voice that Plucky dreaded.

His eyes widened and slowly turned before seeing Margot standing there with a smirk while between Binky bunny and a pink skunk in a green outfit.

"Ugh, of course you're here." Said Margot Mallard in disgust.

"Ch, Buster..." Said Binky in more disgust.

"I was right about Furrball being here?" Bimbette said to herself. "Yay!"

"Buster, remember that bad feeling I mentioned?" Plucky whispered.

"Yup, that's me feeling it too. How about you Furrball?"

'Huh?' He signed. 'Oh-oh, y-yeah...I'm pretty scared too guys.' he replied while feeling nervous actually.

"We're gonna have fun making this school your personal hell." Said Margot before they all walked into the school.

Then the wind stopped blowing.

'I hope we don't die.' Thought Buster.