It's best not to ask questions at this point, I'm a lost cause.

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"Well that certainly was an odd series of events." A young man with long blonde hair groaned to himself as he laid spread eagle at the center of a crater. He could hear the tell tale sounds of people panicking, he must have landed somewhere inhabited. Normally he'd come to the conclusion that he had been dropped off somewhere do to some failure in the reanimation process, how that would work he hadn't the slightest clue. This theory was almost completely shattered the moment he looked up at the sky, it was about the only thing he could do as his body wasn't responding to his commands.

Aside from the fact that the stars were all wrong, the major red flag was the moon. Last time he'd seen it he was almost certain it hadn't been shattered. After several moments his view of the sky was obscured by a head poking over the crater, one belonging to a cautious looking blonde woman. After making sure nothing dangerous was in the crater she jumped down, she had piercing green eyes and held a stick of some kind in her hand. "Young man, are you okay?" She knelt down next to him.

Minato smiled to himself as he thought about the question. His son had just saved the world, his pupils made up and the ultimate threat to the world was gone. "Yeah, I think I'm fine." He managed to say weakly as his consciousness started to fade.

Some time later

Minato's eyes cracked open slowly, his entire body felt as if he'd been stomped by a bijuu. Pushing himself up he inspected his surroundings, obviously it was a hospital. His room was empty, there was the sound of people moving about outside his door. "Well I'm not dead, that's something I guess." He muttered to himself as he pulled himself out of bed with notable effort.

His body was in a huge amount of pain, but it wasn't the worst he'd ever dealt with in his life as a ninja. He'd managed to perform an immensely complex and difficult sealing jutsu while having a giant claw impaling him, this was nothing. As he stood from the bed he walked over to the bathroom and started washing his face, as he did so he was startled to see Naruto in the mirror. Jumping back slightly he soon realized he wasn't looking at his son. "Is that me?" He raised his hand to his face, he couldn't be much older than his son had been during their last meeting. "What the hell is going on?"

He stepped out of the bathroom and walked over to the nearest window and looked out, his eyes widened upon the massive cityscape. Large metal machines could be seen moving through the sky and horseless carriages could be seen on the ground.

As he gaped in amazement at the sight he nearly missed the sound of the door to his room opening. A nurse entered looking at a chart followed by an older man with grey hair. "The boy is in here, we've been giving hi-" She stopped when her eyes fell upon an empty bed. "Where is he?" She sounded worried.

The grey haired man moved to the open window. "I think he left." He spoke with a small amount of interest in his voice.

"No, that shouldn't be possible. In the condition we receive him in from your Huntress, he shouldn't be awake for another week." The nurse spoke with clear surprise in her voice.

The grey haired man grinned before turning to the door to leave. "Maybe he's a fast healer."

1 Year Later

"Junior, come on. You have to have something better than this!" Minato complained tossing a small stack of paper on the bar in front of the extremely tall bar owner. "I mean get away driver, really? I've never driven a car in my life."

"Well maybe I'd have better options for you if you did breeze through everything I give you so quickly!" Junior shouted back at the blonde. "Face it kid, if you want more work of the type you like your either gonna need to become a huntsmen or dive far deeper into the underworld than what I provide." Junior calmed himself while pouring a glass of whisky for the two men.

Minato took his glass and to a long whiff of it, sake was great and he missed the kind sold in konoha, but he quickly found himself enjoying Remnant's larger assortment of alcohol. After figuring out that he truly wasn't in his own world and not even knowing if he should go back if the option presented itself, Minato found himself falling into a deep depression. He was dead to his world and it had moved on, Naruto was likely on the path to become Hokage and his presence would only complicate things. Then there was Kushina.

Every time his thoughts drifted to the woman he loved so dearly he couldn't help but feel a longing pain in his chest. With Naruto he knew his son was alive and strong, the only feeling he felt when thinking on him was pride. He spent nearly two weeks moping and drinking himself stupid before he thought about what Jiraiya would say about him. How unbecoming it was for a Hokage, present or former, to be acting the way he was. So even if it hurt knowing that she was gone and he couldn't see Naruto, he would still move forward. He swore that day that he'd make the best of whatever this new life he was given for those he'd failed in the past.

To act as a reminder he'd gotten a tattoo across his back, a list of names of the people he'd failed. Above was written 'Never Forget' followed by the list. Naruto Uzumaki, Kushina Uzumaki, Jiraiya, Tsunade Senju, Kakashi Hatake, Obito Uchiha, Rin Nohara, Hiruzen Sarutobi and several dozen other names.

"Junior, you have a guest." One of Junior's men spoke up walking over to the pair.

"Can it wait, I'm currently in the middle of something?" The tall man down his drink while gesturing to the teen sitting across from him.

"That's to bad, cuz I'm in a bit of a rush." An orange haired man approached the two, he wore a white coat and a bowler hat. In his hand was a cane that was obviously also a weapon. One of the first things Minato had learned about Remnant was to be careful as anything could be a weapon here. "So my apologies junior, but I need to speak with... Junior." He looked between Minato and the bar owner.

Minato chuckled slightly. "Didn't really think that one through did ya?" Minato smiled referring to his stumbling over his words.

"What do you want Torchwick?" Junior demanded getting annoyed. Over the past year he'd gained a large amount of respect for the blonde ninja, not just because he'd brought in a shit load of money by tearing through every merc contract he was given, each of which Junior got a fifteen percent cut for providing the work and acting as a middle man. Another part was because he'd seen the boy in combat, it was something words failed to describe properly. He'd seen full fledged huntsmen fight before and it was nothing compared to the kid. So hearing someone disrespecting him so blatantly in front of him didn't sit right with him.

"I'm pulling off a robbery and need some guys." Torchwick stated flat out.

"No. Now leave." This earned a frown from the criminal.

"How much are you paying?" Minato spoke up. While most would never think someone like a Hokage could be capable of petty robbery, but before all else he was a shinobi. He was taught to do anything he needed to survive. Stealing, murder, assassination, pickpocketing, espionage, he'd done it all as was the life of a ninja. In the war he was personally responsible for the deaths of thousands of enemy ninja, enough that the incredibly proud Tsuchikage gave out a flee on sight order to all who encountered him.

"Sorry kid, the grown ups are talking." Torchwick ignored him.

"If he's interested tell him." Junior glared at the famous criminal. "The kid here is worth a hundred of my men, and that's a major underestimate. If he worked for me his services would cost more than your willing to pay." Torchwick raised an eyebrow at the praise looking the teen over.

"Three thousand when everything is done." Roman told him earning a nod.

"Make it five thousand up front and you got a deal." Minato made his counter offer earning a snort.

"You sure your not getting to big for your own pants kid?" Roman chuckled.

"The Yellow Flash is worth every lien." He grinned at the criminal who now had slightly widened eyes.

Torchwick looked to Junior who nodded, everybody in the underground community had heard the rumors of a new player in the game. A man going by the moniker of, The Yellow Flash, had been making some serious waves. They had pulled off several missions that were considered impossible, such as taking out the ambassador from Mistral to Vacuo and his team of four huntsmen bodyguards while on his private bullhead. For several months nobody could figure out what had happened, nobody had seen anyone other than staff and security board or exit the craft at any point. The hunters had all been killed before they were able to draw their weapons and the doors to the room they'd been in had been lacked from the inside. The only clues to who was responsible was a single camera frame of a bright yellow flash appearing at the center of the room just before the camera was destroyed.

"Really? You?" Roman wasn't completely convinced.

"Take the offer or leave it, otherwise get lost and let me and Junior finish our conversation." Minato was getting slightly annoyed by the man.

Torchwick hummed to himself for several seconds before pulling out a piece of paper. "You've got a deal kid, meet me here and you'll receive your payment before we begin." Roman handed the paper to the teen who nodded without actually looking at him, instead sipping at his drink.

Taking that as his cue to leave Torchwick turned and began walking away, while he did this Minato noticed another figure who looked like trouble approaching, though this one had a far nicer body. Minato gestured to the busty blonde approaching getting a nod from Junior before standing and making his way over to the booth where the twins were sitting.

"Did you just take a job from that Torchwick creep?" Mel asked the blonde.

"I can't stand that guy, every time he comes here he tries copping a feel." Mil added.

Minato shrugged. "Eh, it's good money. With this job I'll have enough to buy that patch of land outside Vale." Minato raised his hand ordering another drink from a waiter walking by.

"I so can see you living out in the sticks like that." Mel leaned in closer to the teen. The twins had spent the past half a year trying to get the blonde in bed with them and had yet to have even the slightest bit of success. He was as oblivious as a brick wall. Once Melanie had taken his hand and place it on her chest and asked if he felt any lumps, he just smiled and said no before recommending she see a doctor though if she was worried. Something about his cluelessness made the pair want him even worse.

Mil lean on his other side. "What are you gonna do all the way out there anyway, farm animals?" She giggle as she thought of him with a pitch fork and a straw hat.

"Nope, I'm gonna sell it right away." He pointed out confusing the two girls, seeing this he decided to explain. "The land itself will cost me eight hundred thousand lien. While I was on a mission a few months back I found myself fighting a giant tunneler, you know those big mole grimm?" The two nodded. "Well I follow it down into it's hole as guess what I found. A huge dust deposit underground." The girls eyes widened as they started to figure out what he was getting at. "After killing the grimm I collapsed the tunnel, if my estimates are right the mining rights should sell for at least half a billion." He spoke with a massive grin while looking at the two girls gaping mouths.

He liked the two, they were the ones who introduced him to Junior in the first place. He'd been trying to buy some new close shortly after waking up when they saw him struggling and offered to help him out. Ever since they'd been friends in his eyes, even if they were sometimes a bit to friendly. He knew they wanted him in less than innocent ways, but he was use to it. Being his age when he was made Hokage and the fact that his and Kushina's relationship was a rather well kept secret left him dealing with nearly every available woman in the Land of Fire wanting him. While he'd admit the two were incredibly beautiful, he just wasn't at a point where he could even think about starting a relationship, he was still to in love with Kushina. Still they were good to him and he saw them as friends along with Junior who assisted him in getting work to support himself.

"After I sell it to the SDC how about I taking you two on a shopping spree, my treat?" He smiled as the two squealed and crushed him in a hug between them, both planting a kiss on his cheek. "I think I might buy half the ownership to this club to, Junior might want a business par-" He was cut off buy gun fire.

The three sighed as they stood and moved to see what was going on.

And there we go, yes I am making Minato a little bit OOC but can you blame me after everything? He's just been left in a world separated from everyone he's ever loved. Leave me a review and tell me what you all think. LATER.