Lisa the Meat Eater

One day, Lisa Simpson adapted a diet like her father. This all started when she went to a slaughterhouse. Instead of being horrified, she felt like exhilarated like her brother in that game where you behead zombie pets and she wanted free pork rinds. Lisa said "I love pork rinds, I have been missing out on meat" and Homer said "woohoo". Lisa even got her mother upset at her when she tried to physically take a bite out of a live pig. Homer decided to take to a new church, the baconist disciples of Christ.

The pastor said "and then God made bacon and it was good". Homer and Lisa applauded the pastor and Homer said "the bacon sure is good." Homer loved the new service, as did Lisa. Although Lisa loved bacon and donuts, she still had a sharper mind than Homer. This was true if she now liked watching Two Broke Girls while eating holeless donuts. Homer heard his daughter say "look out", when a piece of "wood" made of fell. Homer said, "it's no big deal, I'll eat my way through the pilla... …"

Homer was dead long before he got hit. Just before the funeral, this dream ended and the experience turned out to be a horrible nightmare. Lisa woke up. She then googled and found a youtube video of a baby pig. She then cried when she googled bacon. Lisa also found her dad was alive and screamed "dad, I missed you!" Everything was back to normal except for one thing, Ned Flanders had converted to Scientology.