The Guardian of Eden.

A/N: Please read the A/N at the end!

What in the entire fkery? 400+ followers, Nearly 300 favorites, 60+ reviews? That is one of the BIGGEST jumpstart to a chapter I've seen. Bah! The fuckery! IT'S INSANE!

Short chapter, btw.

ANYWAYS! I really like Grayfia as a pairing but I don't know how to incorporate her in this story, therefore if you can think of a WELL THOUGHT OUT way as to how I can pair her up with Naruto, please review? Please read this chapter and notice how Naruto is as a character and then think of a plan, a well-articulated and constructed one, on how to put Grayfia in this story.

Perhaps I'll have another story with that pairing.

And rating will be moved up later to 'M' so you'll have your goddamned lemon, jeeezzzuzzzz keep your dick in your pants.

Poorbosh, guest, thank you for being so defensive for my sake! Like, really I appreciateit; it was incredibly heartwarming for you guys to fire back at guest/drick/moonlight slayer. However, they are entitled to their opinion and so are you guys! Tbh, I don't mind flamers because they give me a review anyways lol.

SOOO, anyways, Naruto will be OOC, I had that in the tag. Please learn how to read, smh, if you don't like it, don't read.

NarutoXHarem, OP!Naruto, OOCNaruto,

Summary: She had seen his face for the briefest of seconds. Eyes as clear as the blue skies that reflected pain and sorrow deeper than the ocean. There was no mistake about it, if she didn't hurry to him, he would die.

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine. Highschool DxD isn't mine. What is mine? I think this story.

"Speech"

'thought'

"Jutsu/Magic: in use"

'Other Worldly Being/Summon thought'

"Other Worldly Being/Summon speech"

The Guardian Of Eden

Chapter Two: Sprout

Blue eyes that belonged to certain blonde that seemingly looked like a child slowly revealed themselves to a room that was maroon in the majority of color. The owner of said blue eyes frowned as he felt something incessantly poking him. He lifted his head slightly and looked down towards the left to see a person with shoulder-length red hair poking at him.

He peered closer, 'Is this the person from earlier- ah no, this one is smaller.' She had yet to notice him, which was incredibly odd. Her face could only be described as bored and tiresome. Judging from the intervals of each poke, she seemed to have been at it for a long time. He placed his head back and returned to staring at the ceiling.

Several minutes later, the poking stopped.

"Hmm… Nii-sama said there was always one way to wake a boy up…"

At these words, the blonde child peered down once more and a single eyebrow rose in curiosity. The girl was currently positioned at his side around his groin area and had entangled both of her own hands. Said hands were hovering over high above her head… and judging from the angle and the energy gathering in her hands, it was quite obvious that she intending to hammer fist the area between his legs with a powerful attack.

The whiskered child relaxed and returned to staring at the ceiling ignoring her.

She would soon learn her lesson.

Just as the redheaded child was about to send her hands flying down towards the being's nether regions, footsteps could be heard storming down the hallways outside her room-

SLAM!

Naruto didn't even bother to look at who barged in.

"RIAS-TAN! GET AWAY BEFORE HE WAKES UP!"

Hmm, that was the voice of the redheaded devil.

What an incredibly loud being.

"BUT NII-SAMA! I WAS JUST GOING TO WAKE HIM UP!" cried back the child. Her pleas were ignored as Naruto felt the weight of the child lifted off the bed.

As the redheaded child was taken out the room, Naruto decided now was a good time as any to begin exploring. He promptly rolled over to the side of the rather large bed and sat up. He flexed and curled his toes experimentally before slowly scooting up to place the base of his… feet to the ground.

It's been so long.

He barely had any height to gain up as he stood and straightened out.

The Guardian of Eden

Sirzechs walked towards the room to his guest, after putting his precious little sister away. When he had woken, it was night time. Hence the reason she was able to sneak past everyone to the… boy? The leader of the Maous didn't know exactly what the hell the child-like being was.

Regardless, Rias was supposed to be asleep and-

Thump.

-that was the only-

Thump.

'WHAT IN SATAN'S NAME IS THAT NOISE-'

Thump.

Realizing that source of noise was coming from the room that he was in earlier, Sirzechs walked with increased speed and slight panic. By the time he reached the door he was nearly in a full-blown sprint. He grabbed the knob and opened-

The leader of the Four Great Satans blinked owlishly at the sight before him.

The sight was incredibly odd. A face apathetic as ever was adorned on the face of the child and he was presently… rolling repeatedly into the base of the devil's feet.

"What are you doing?"

Naruto ignored him and continued trying to escape in his unconventional way.

Quickly growing tired of the child-like oddity's behavior, Sirzechs grabbed him by the sides and placed him upright…

Only for the child to fall right back over.

Sirzechs frowned and repeated his actions, placing the boy upright once more.

Only for the tiny figure to fall once more.

"You fiend!" Sirzechs hissed.

Naruto turned a curious face to the red head. He moved his jaws and rolled his tongue. The blonde opened and closed his mouths repeatedly, as if trying to emit something.

From his actions, the only devil in the room narrowed his eyes. It was obvious that the whiskered child was trying to say something.

"Fiieeeend…?" Naruto tested. The word rolled off his tongue unnaturally. He frowned and tried saying it a little louder.

"Fiend?"

Sirzechs' posture relaxed visibly. The sealing device was working, there was no energy or omnipotent pressure-

"FIEND!"

Sirzechs slammed into the hallway wall, causing said wall to concave and spider-web like cracks webbed out from behind him.

'Okay, perhaps the sealing device isn't working too well…' Sirzechs internally groaned.

Naruto sighed; he had thought that whatever they put in him could limit his power to the point where he could emit any form of sound. He shrugged; perhaps he could do something about his predicament when he gets back to his sanctuary.

He rolled out the rather large doorway and paused briefly. He took note of the pained male stuck in the wall before looking both ways of the hallways.

Both directions seemed quite endless so he shrugged once more and rolled to his right.

"And where do you think you're going?"

The voice was cool, icy, and strict.

Naruto glanced at the speaker and promptly ignored her as he continued rolling right past her. He thought he might've seen an eyebrow of her twitch ever so slightly.

Still, that did nothing to deter him.

He kept rollin' right on.

Only to bump into a pair of feet.

Well, two pairs of feet.

He looked up once more and showed no surprise when the redheaded man and green headed man were recognized from the time he landed.

Dang, now he had to roll a few extra steps to go around them.

Except now the feet was following him, barricading his escape route every time. What an inconsiderable moot point of them. Perhaps he should use force to demonstrate the fact that there was still nothing that could-

Naruto's thought process was interrupted when both the red-haired man and green-haired man bent incredibly low so their faces were right in front of his.

"We can help you with whatever you want."

Naruto tilted his head slightly before raising an eyebrow slightly.

Ajuka wore a triumphant smile which looked extremely odd due to the fact he was bent over at an impresseive degree.

"See Sirzechs?! He has form of comprehension!"

The devil that Ajuka was talking to had an unsure look on his face.

"I don't know… how can you really be sure?"

Ajuka ignored him and got right up in Naruto's face and spoke slowly, as if he was a child and hard of hearing.

"CAN… YOU… UNDERSTAND… ME?!"

Naruto entertained the thought of ignoring him but decided that any help could serve to speed up his plan.

So, he nodded.

The blonde could understand anything and everything. Communication was ubiquitous no matter what; you just had to listen hard enough.

So yes, he did understand their language.

Unfortunately, he hasn't spoken in eons and he was never good at it anyways.

For the sake of convenience, he just chose not to speak in anything but his own language. Even then, however, he didn't communicate often, there was only one being that he spoke occasionally with before the incident happened, and then that other incident

Two separate incidents, one where his-

Standing upright, Sirzechs did a little jig of happiness. "Ajuka! Create the room we were talking about! Your bullshit limiter didn't work on this… thing" he pointed at Naruto.

Naruto somehow felt offended.

Grayfia seemed to share his sentiment. In a motherly fashion, The silver-haired beauty wrapped her arms around protectively around the boy she figured to be a child.

"Don't insult a child Sirzechs!" Grayfia hissed.

Said man waved her off. "Ah, my dear wife, that is not a child, that is a being of mass destruction." Ajuka on the side nodded his head in agreement.

She frowned and stared at the boy peering at her curiously.

A being of mass destruction? There was no way in all hell-

Her thoughts froze as she felt the one thing that raised fury in a woman like no other.

Squeeze, squeeze.

Groping.

Naruto idly wondered what these things were. He himself didn't have these things attached to himself and neither did the two men that tried subjecting him last time he met them.

Still, the texture of these mounds of flesh were somewhat addicting.

Naruto squeezed again.

Sirzechs and Ajuka paled as they saw the boy physically experiment buxom beauty's breasts. Not surprisingly, the two male devils saw Grayfia close her eyes, no doubt trying to placate her ever-growing irritation.

Nodding as if he had enough, Naruto returned his attention to the other devils as if he didn't grope the strongest devil queen in existence. He waited expectantly for something to happen.

"My dear beautiful wife, please don't act rashly, I swear on the nine realms that the child, and I use that term loosely, is not to be rubbed the wrong way, please don't be mad at me?" he tugged at his collar nervously when her blank stare focused on him. He coughed awkwardly and turned to his companion.

Sirzechs slapped Ajuka cheerfully on the back rather hard. "Alright Ajuka-chan! You got it from here!" The Gremory glyph appeared underneath his feet and he whistled whilst looking at the ceiling ignoring his wife's blank-yet-somehow-still-vicious glare.

Ajuka's panicked state wasn't hidden very well as he tried to grasp his redheaded friend's collar only to grab wisps of the material before it disappeared.

The green-haired straightened up quite comically with no small amount of haste.

"Well G-Grayfia-san! I'll be finishing up that project now! Can't go disappointing the leader of our nation!" The chief advisor of the technology department gave a nervous salute and quickly disappeared in his own teleportation.

Once both male devils were out of sight, Grayfia sighed and turned towards the little blonde still in her arms.

"Just what are you?" she murmured.

Naruto stared ahead at nothing.

He often wondered that himself.

The Guardian of Eden

He turned a curious eye toward the leader of the four great devils asking a silent question.

Sirzechs, noticing and deciphering the blonde's questioning look, gestured grandly to the large and white room around him.

"This is what Ajuka- I'm sorry, the green-haired man, had created! Do you follow so far?"

Naruto nodded. Green man made this big, bright, white room.

The red-haired devil continued. "Ahem, because you seem a bit underwhelmed by the way our world currently works, My wife and I will be teaching you!"

Naruto tilted his head, wife?

Sirzechs clarified it a moment later by making two groping motions on his own chest.

Ah, the aesthetically pleasing one with the marvelous globes; he briefly wondered what purpose they served. Giving a brief shake of his head to clear his thoughts blank, the blue-eyed being nodded for the devil to continue explaining the purpose of the blindingly white room.

"This is where we will tutor you on how to communicate, and to control your power!"

The only whiskered being of the two was doubtful and it showed on his visage.

"Oh, you must be worried about your super power destroying everything!"

A nod in response.

"Fear not! for this room eliminates all form of energy! Including mine! So we're practically human!"

Naruto sighed and shook his head. There was nothing in any dimension that could even hope to restrain a sliver of his power. He slowly stood up and looked the devil in the eyes with a blank face that somehow still exuded a disapproving look and a slight sense of haughtiness.

Taking a deep breath, the smaller of the two occupants slowly squared his chest and opened his maws slowly, building a massive influx of power and tension. Naruto would show the devil why he was called by his title.

The Guardian of Eden.

A/N: As you can see, Naruto is aloof and inept at social interactions. His persona is incredibly similar to Sai, Kakashi, and Gaara mixed together with a hint of confidence. And yeah, I'm adding to the Christian religion; I am Christian myself so yeah. what I'm adding isn't part of the religion but of my own imagination.

Yeah, this chapter is short, but I could use some reviews on how to incorporate Grayfia into the harem. AND PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T USE THE "OH SIRZECHS DOESN'T SHOW ME LOVE, NOW IM GOING TO FIND LOVE ELSEWHERE."

Tell me via review/pm Next chapter is going to incorporate a time skip and a bit longer.

Ciao bitches.

Jk.

Sort of.