A/N: Little snapshots of my favorite archer. Some of these might become full stories if ya really really want. Anyways, enjoy!

"Yeah, but what have the French done for me lately?"

"I threw a box of Rice Crispys at a puppy last night, I don't know the meaning of shame."

"OMIGOD THIS IS HAPPENING! OUR OWN HOMECOMING QUEEN AND KING!FINALLY SHE'LL BE TRYING ON A HUGE ENGAGEMENT RING FOR SIZE! OMIGOD YOU GUYS! OMIGOD!"

"Nickelback is like if Dane Cook were music."

"He said I looked like Velma from Scooby-Doo if she were a butch lesbian! I resent that."

"TEAM INSTINCT MOTHERFUCKER!"

"She's like acid personified."

"What is the meaning of this dicketry?"

"If the Hulk were a farmer he'd be called the Incredible Mulch."

"According to Wally, I was walking around with a piece of toast and a glass of wine in my hand and saying, 'Jesus would've wanted this.' How was your Tuesday?"

"I can assure you, that is not what S&M stands for."

"I'm scared. I just found my car outside of Planned Parenthood."

"I didn't eat fish for 4 years because of you. Let me have this."

"It's not a fetish! It's a... coincidence?"

"You sound more like an ex-wife everyday."

"Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, I am not a stripper."

"Don't blame this on me, the handcuffs were your idea! I just wanted to have a great time!"

A/N: More of Master Debaters to come.

Also more chapters of this if people like it!