if you recognise it, it's not mine
also this is the dumbest thing I've ever written ffs
Alya created the chat
Alya named the chat TEAM ADRIENETTE
Nino: alya what
Nino: what is this
Alya: its my master plan
Nino: ?
Max: Alya, you've missed some people out of the groupchat.
Max: I'm not friends with Chloe but I can add the others if you want?
Alya: NO
Alya: NONONONONONO
Alya: its all part of my plan
Kim: what plan?
Alya: look at the chat name
Kim: i dont get it
Kim: someone help
Rose: alya oh my gosh this is adorable
Alya: see someone appreciates my genius
Alix: yeah ok einstien
Alix: now explain
Max: *Einstein
Alix: shut up max
Alya: we are going to get adrien and marinette together through the power of facebook
Alix: stopping the heart eyes? im in
Rose: heart eyes are cute
Rose: but relationships are cuter let's go!
Nino: a groupchat? alya don't you think this is getting ridiculous
Alya: says the guy who vetoed kidnapping
Alya: i still think that would have worked
Nino: alYA ITS ILLEGAL
Alya: party pooper
Alix: guyyyyysssss
Alix: quit flirting or im adding sabrina and chloe
Max: How exactly do you think a groupchat is going to help?
Alya: okay.
Alya: okay okay okay
Alya: heres the plan
Alya: we're all going to leave the chat
Kim: wtf
Max: Alya, that's not going to help with planning
Nino: *facepalm*
Nino: alya pls explain
Alya: IM NOT DONE YET YOU MORONS
Alya: we're all leaving the chat, but first I'm changing the name to something more classy
Alya: pun intended btw
Alya: and then I'm adding M and A and leaving them with just a conversation starter
Alya: it's like leaving them in a room alone but marinette won't start hyperventilating
Rose: that's so cute!
Rose: juleka thinks it's funny she's laughing
Rose: oh wait
Rose added Juleka Couffaine to the chat
Juleka: you guys forgot to add me?
Juleka: I was laughing at a cat video btw I have no idea what this is
Alya: SORRY JULEKA
Alya: anyway that's the plan
Alya: everyone clear?
Juleka: no rose explain pls
Max: When are we doing this?
Alya: idk whenever marinette texts me back
Nino: alya you're crazy
Nino changed Alya's name to Crazy Planning Lady
Crazy Planning Lady: oh no you don't
Crazy Planning Lady: this is a serious operation
Crazy Planning Lady changed her name to Alya
Alix: again with the flirting jfc
Alix: you guys are worse than mylene and ivan
Alix: at least those two had the decency to actually get together
Ivan: ...
Mylene: should I be offended?
Alya: nobody is as bad as adrien and marinette tho
Alya: I mean really
Kim: agreed
Kim: last week adrien literally walked into a wall
Nino: oh no that was because he was saw a bug on his arm and got distracted
Nino: nothing to do with marinette
Nino: he's not that dumb
Juleka: you guys act like you're married sometimes i swear
Alix: nah that's alya and nino
Rose: true xD
Alya: OKAY MARINETTE'S BACK GO GO GO
Max: What exactly do you want us to do?
Alya changed the name of the chat to ms. b's class of nerds
Alya added Marinette Dupain-Cheng to the chat
Alya added Adrien Agreste to the chat
Nathanael: sorry I just got here what's going on
Alya: shhh
Alya: hey marinette do you know what questions we need to do for tuesday
Marinette: didn't I copy them off you earlier?
Max: it was questions 3-7, but skip 4c because it's irrelevant to the unit
Adrien: now you tell me?
Adrien: also hey we have a groupchat now?
Adrien: that's so cool!
Alya: yes it is
Alya: OKAY TARGETS IN POSITION
Alya: SCATTER
Kim: what
Adrien: what
Alya: GO GO GO
Alya: VAMOOSE
Marinette: alya what are you doing
Nino: guys time to leave
Nino: just go with it it'll make your lives easier
Nino Lahiffe left the chat
Adrien: what
Adrien: nino wait
Kim Chêin Lê left the chat
Rose Lavillant left the chat
Juleka Couffaine left the chat
Max Kanté left the chat
Alix Kubdel left the chat
Adrien: guys?
Adrien Agreste left the chat
Alya: NOPE
Alya added Adrien Agreste to the chat
Alya: stay!
Ivan Bruel left the chat
Mylène Haprèle left the chat
Nathanael: I still don't know what's going on someone explain pls
Alya: nathanael im sorry
Alya: i'll explain later ok
Alya removed Nathanael Kurtzberg from the chat
Marinette: alya what are you doing
Marinette: alya seriously
Marinette: aLYA
Adrien: alya? guys? has everyone left?
Alya changed the name of the chat to TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS (also this only happened bc nino said kidnapping was illegal so blame him)
Alya Césaire left the chat
Marinette: ALYA
Marinette: ALYA EXPLAIN
Marinette: OH MY GOD
Adrien: I think she's gone
Marinette: ...
Adrien: huh.
Adrien: and there I was thinking we had a class groupchat now
Adrien: :'(
Marinette: I am going to kill them all
Marinette: every single one of them
Marinette: I mean
Marinette: really
Marinette: they can't just
Marinette: ugh.
Adrien: oh well
Adrien: does this mean we have a groupchat to ourselves now?
Marinette: I mean yeah but it's just the two of us
Marinette: it's literally just a normal conversation
Adrien: no but hang on
Adrien: how do these things work again?
Marinette: ?
Adrien: like can the others rejoin the chat or do we have to add them?
Marinette: idk yeah I think we have to add them
Marinette: let's not do that
Adrien: no but that means they'll have no idea of anything that's happened in this
Adrien: like we can't read any of the stuff they said before we were added
Adrien: that means i can do this
Marinette: what?
Marinette: adrien what are you doing
Adrien changed Marinette's name to My Lady
Adrien: tadaaaaa
Marinette: oh my god
Adrien changed his name to Chat Noir
My Lady changed Chat Noir's name to Silly Kitty
Silly Kitty: :(
Silly Kitty: fine you've started a war now
Silly Kitty changed My Lady's name to Bugaboo
Bugaboo: really
Bugaboo: you're really going to do this
Silly Kitty: oh yes
Silly Kitty: hey do you think we could make another class groupchat and set everyone's names to their akumatised forms?
Silly Kitty: or would that be kinda tactless
Bugaboo: maybe a bit yeah
Bugaboo: also we'd be the only people without names
Bugaboo: people might get suspicious
Silly Kitty: we could make something up!
Bugaboo: by 'people' I mean alya
Bugaboo: we're not going to do that
Silly Kitty: can we still make a class groupchat though?
Bugaboo: yeah if you want
Bugaboo: do you even have everyone on here?
Silly Kitty: yes
Silly Kitty: yay groupchat
Silly Kitty: we can have conversations!
Bugaboo: that's the general idea, yes
Silly Kitty: we're keeping this one too though
Bugaboo: why?
Silly Kitty: bc its cute
Bugaboo: ...
Silly Kitty: also it could be useful?
Silly Kitty: like an akuma warning system or whatever
Silly Kitty: like if one of us is stuck somewhere else and can't get to the thing we can say
Bugaboo: okay fair point
Bugaboo: I swear if alya starts asking me about messaging mystery guys though I'm blowing our cover
Silly Kitty: which one?
Silly Kitty: the dating one or the identity one
Silly Kitty: or the dating identities one?
Bugaboo: honestly the fact that there are three possible answers to that
Bugaboo: not the identities one obviously
Bugaboo: but if we keep dating in secret then I think alya's actually going to kidnap us or something
Silly Kitty: what if we told people about ladybug/chat
Silly Kitty: she might actually be distracted enough to let the real us go
Bugaboo: have you met alya she can multitask like a pro
Bugaboo: nah I think we should stop dating
Silly Kitty: whait sjwhat
Silly Kitty: whagt
Bugaboo: IN SECRET I HIT SEND BY MISTAKE
Bugaboo: SORRY
Silly Kitty: i just hAD A HEART ATTACK
Bugaboo: SORRY
Bugaboo: but yeah I think we should tell people
Bugaboo: I don't like lying
Silly Kitty: you literally have a secret identity
Bugaboo: that's different to a boyfriend
Silly Kitty: oooohh you have a boyfriend?
Silly Kitty: is he handsome
Bugaboo: no he's annoying
Silly Kitty: :'(
Silly Kitty: thats it im becoming an akuma
Bugaboo: that's not how it works and you know it
Silly Kitty: HERE COMES THE BUTTERFLY
Silly Kitty: I CAN FEEL THE DARKNESS IN MY SOUUULLLLLLLLL
Silly Kitty: (it wakes me up inside)
Bugaboo: that's not even the lyrics ffs
Silly Kitty: excuse me since when were you an expert on emo song choices
Bugaboo: since I was in the same class as Juleka while she went through her scene phase
Bugaboo: I'm pretty sure our entire class is word perfect
Bugaboo: except you
Silly Kitty: im too nice to know emo stuff
Silly Kitty: also nino would probs disown me
Bugaboo: you're not even related
Silly Kitty: ehhhh close enough
Silly Kitty: the bar's pretty low as it is
Silly Kitty: sorry too far
Bugaboo changed her name to Marinette
Marinette: are things okay?
Silly Kitty: you changed your name?
Silly Kitty: i dont want to change mine back
Marinette: you changed the subject
Marinette: are things okay?
Silly Kitty: :/
Marinette: adrien...
Silly Kitty: tell you on patrol
Marinette: hmmm okay but I'm holding you to that
Silly Kitty: thanks
Marinette: oh no alya's messaging me
Marinette: she wants to know what we're talking about
Silly Kitty: say 'feelings'
Silly Kitty: or like 'its a secret'
Silly Kitty: keep her interested
Marinette: I don't WANT her to be interested though
Silly Kitty: hang on
Silly Kitty changed his name to Adrien
Adrien: okayyyyy
Adrien: u give good advice right
Marinette: adrien what are you doing
Adrien: so say like
Adrien: hypothetically, I was to ask a person out
Marinette: what?
Adrien: just go with it pls
Marinette: ...
Adrien: HYPOTHETICALLY and also SECRETLY I was to ask out this person
Adrien: how would I do it
Marinette: what are you doing
Adrien: talking about my feelings
Adrien: that's what it's for right?
Adrien: can you help?
Marinette: adrien what the hell
Adrien: okay screenshot that and send it to alya
Marinette: it reads like a bad fanfic script
Adrien: exactly
Marinette: okay done
Marinette: oh wow that was fast
Marinette: she wants to know who you want to ask out
Adrien: TELL HER ITS NINO
Adrien: OR LIKE MAX OR NATHANAEL OR SOMEONE
Marinette: not nath he's too sweet to drag into this
Marinette: I said 'idk'
Marinette: 'well find out already' jfc alya
Marinette: where do you want me to go with this
Adrien: say nino
Marinette: no she likes nino she might get upset
Adrien: NO WAY
Adrien: SHE LIKES NINO
Adrien: LIKE LIKES-LIKES NINO
Marinette: are you fifteen or five yes she like-likes him ffs
Marinette: thats why its so dumb that she keeps trying to get us together
Adrien: BUT WAIT NO TELL HER I'M ASKING FOR A FRIEND
Marinette: why?
Adrien: okay so if you tell her im asking for a friend and then tell her that im asking how to ask her out
Adrien: and then we rename the groupchat and dump her and nino in it
Marinette: like they did with us because they knew OH MY GOD
Marinette: LIKE THEY DID WITH US BECAUSE THEY KNEW WE LIKED EACH OTHER OH MY GOD
Marinette: NINO LIKES ALYA? LIKE-LIKES ALYA?
Adrien: YESSSSSSS THAT'S THE POINT
Marinette: I am never letting you and alya team up
Marinette: wait you definitely know nino likes alya
Adrien: YES
Adrien: JUST SEND THE MESSAGES GOGOGOGOGO
Marinette: OKAY OKAY IM DOING IT
Marinette: ffs she's panicking she's like WHAT
Marinette: 'abort abort abort' alya what does that even mean
Marinette: okay im telling her you're asking for a friend
Marinette: SHE'S CALLING ME
Adrien: DON'T ANSWER
Adrien: im sending nino cat pictures until he pays attention to his phone
Marinette: SHE GUESSED IT'S NINO OH MY GOD
Marinette: THIS IS HILARIOUS
Adrien: okay we've got nino gogogogo
Adrien: add them
Adrien added Nino Lahiffe to the group
Marinette added Alya Césaire to the group
Nino: what no I'm done with this
Alya: WHAT IS GOING ON MARINETTE TALK TO ME
Adrien changed the name of the chat to discuss ur mutual like-liking
Marinette changed the name of the chat to discuss ur mutual like-liking (pls)
Alya: marinette what
Nino: alya i told you this whole thing was a bad idea
Nino: adrien im disowning u
Nino: mari i expected better
Marinette: go!
Adrien Agreste left the chat
Marinette Dupain-Cheng left the chat
Nino: ...are you fckuing kidding me
Nino: ARE YOU FUCKIFNF
Nino: ADRIEN UR DEAD TO ME
Alya: do you realise what this means
Nino: this is awkward as hell?
Nino: like how do we explain we're already dating
Nino: they're probably so proud of this and like
Nino: we're already together there's no point
Alya: NO
Alya: I mean yeah but that's not it
Alya: THEY TALKED TO EACH OTHER
Alya: IT WORKED
Nino: ffs