Bananawani Chaos

Title: Bananawani Chaos
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: A bunch of Bananawani that were confiscated from poachers begin to wreak havoc in Marineford. Good thing there's a Shichibukai meeting going on and a certain scarred Warlord is present.

Screams.

That's what all seven of the Shichibukai and Sengoku were hearing. The Marines were screaming. It was already bad that the Shichibukai meeting had to be held at Marineford due to renovations at Mariejois, but now Sengoku had to deal with whoever the hell was causing trouble.

"What the hell is wrong with your soldiers?" Moriah asked.

Sengoku quickly glanced to Doflamingo, who had a grin on his face. "It wasn't me this time," Doflamingo claimed. "I'm not using my strings,"

"Then what in the world is going on?" Jinbei demanded. "Obviously they are in distress. Should we check it out?"

"Fleet Admiral Sengoku!" A soldier barged through the doors. "It's chaos!"

"Tell me what is going on!" Sengoku was starting to lose patience.

"W-Well we stopped these poachers just recently and brought the animals to HQ," The soldier explained.

"And? Surely you kept them in cages,"

"Yeah but…they broke out of the cages!" The soldier told them. "Now all of them are running wild!"

"Just what kind of creature could cause this much mayhem?" Mihawk asked.

"Baby Bananawani!" The soldier informed. "Dozens of baby Bananawani! They're tearing through walls, chairs, tables, even human flesh!" A loud stampede was heard and he screamed. "AH!" Within seconds, the baby Bananawani swarmed him, attacking.

After he was killed, the Bananawani turned to the Shichibukai and Sengoku, attacking. However, they were not harming Crocodile. Instead, they were watching him with wide, glassy eyes. Crocodile looked down at them, inhaling the vapors of his cigar. "What do you want?"

"HELP ME CROCO-MAN!" Doflamingo cried.

Crocodile smirked, enjoying Doflamingo's pain. "You guys need a home, right?"

The Bananawani chirped, nodding their heads.

"Torture Doflamingo and you can come along with me," Crocodile ordered. "Doflamingo's the annoying pink bird by way,"

Now only Doflamingo was being attacked. Everyone else was glad that it wasn't them. Besides, Doflamingo was annoying when he took control of their bodies with those strings of his.

And that was how Sir Crocodile got his pet Bananawani that now lives in the lake surrounding Rain Dinners.