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SPN100 Challenge: strike. Dean's had an unfortunate run-in with the god of thunder. 100 words.

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Lightning Never Strikes Twice

"I've been standing proud, beneath the gathering cloud. And man, I ain't dead yet" – 'I Ain't Scared of Lightning', Tom McRae

"Is he okay?" asked Castiel, worriedly.

Sam rolled his eyes. "Just a bit singed. His hair's still standing up, but he'll live."

"I can't believe he picked a fight with Thor."

"Well, you know his low opinion of pagan gods."

"Perhaps I could put in a good word?" said Castiel worriedly, as Dean stomped into the room. "Thor was a drinking buddy of Gabriel's from way back."

"I'm not apologizing to that douchebag," snorted Dean. "At least lightning never strikes twice."

"No, that's not true," said Sam and Castiel as one

Dean sighed. "I suppose I'd better go say sorry."

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