As I was watching Futurama, this short run-up had been running through my head like crazy. I like Bender!
(Scene: Farnsworth walks out of his room, peeved by Bender's snoring)
H. Farnsworth (Annoyed): I can't sleep! Oh, well, I may as well sleep some place quieter. (Looks for a quiet place for him to nap)
Leela: Bender's snoring is getting louder than heck.
P. Fry (Dismissively): Lay off him, Leela. He just needs some extra sleep.
Leela (Admonishingly): Fry, not all people who need extra sleep snore.
P. Fry (Mad): Well, gee Leela! You don't have to get so snappy!
Leela (Apologetically): You're right. He needs extra sleep and he deserves it more than anything.
P. Fry (Relieved): I couldn't agree more.
(Scene: Bender walks out of his room, yawning, stretching, but feeling refreshed)
Bender: Hi guys.
P. Fry (Delighted): Bender, how was your nap?
Bender: Refreshing like a bottle of alcohol.
Leela (Handing him alcohol): Here you go, Bender.
Bender: Gee, thanks. (Drinks the beer)
The End