As I was watching Futurama, this short run-up had been running through my head like crazy. I like Bender!

(Scene: Farnsworth walks out of his room, peeved by Bender's snoring)

H. Farnsworth (Annoyed): I can't sleep! Oh, well, I may as well sleep some place quieter. (Looks for a quiet place for him to nap)

Leela: Bender's snoring is getting louder than heck.

P. Fry (Dismissively): Lay off him, Leela. He just needs some extra sleep.

Leela (Admonishingly): Fry, not all people who need extra sleep snore.

P. Fry (Mad): Well, gee Leela! You don't have to get so snappy!

Leela (Apologetically): You're right. He needs extra sleep and he deserves it more than anything.

P. Fry (Relieved): I couldn't agree more.

(Scene: Bender walks out of his room, yawning, stretching, but feeling refreshed)

Bender: Hi guys.

P. Fry (Delighted): Bender, how was your nap?

Bender: Refreshing like a bottle of alcohol.

Leela (Handing him alcohol): Here you go, Bender.

Bender: Gee, thanks. (Drinks the beer)

The End