Lisa was taking the bus to meet her good friend, Jessica. Sitting in the leathery bus seat, she absentmindedly ran her fingers through her long blonde hair.

Her mind elsewhere, she accidentally bumped her elbow into the man who sat beside her. Turning slightly red, she looked over at him and cried "Oh, I'm so sorry!"

The man was short, with a huge afro and a complexion that was unsettlingly gray-colored. He immediately began humming and singing.

"Oh, I'm so, the long form of "O". I go, to my home, and grow a dome."

Lisa stared, confused. "Um… excuse me?"

The man continued. "He grows, so slow, much to my woe. I swim, because, I see an octopus."

"I don't understand..."

"I stubbed, my toe, on a tomato, while I was mowing, the grass below. My friend, named Moe, he helped me home. And gave, my toe, a big heave-ho."

Lisa was genuinely freaked out by now. The bus stopped, and she realized with relief that this was where she got off. She hurriedly got up and exited the bus, the man still singing his strange little song behind her.

As the bus pulled away, Lisa saw Jessica waiting for her. Running up to her, Lisa told her "Okay, so the weirdest thing just happened to me. On the bus, there was this gray afro-guy, and he was singing the weirdest song…"

Jessica laughed. "Really? Wow. Hector always told me that you never know who you'll meet on the bus in New York." She chuckled again. "That reminds of this one time, I saw these three orangutans, and they were playing some sort of word game…"

(This was just a funny little idea I had, for those of you who are somewhat familiar with the show.)