Chapter 1: The Idea

Author's Note: Since Season 20 didn't end with the boys and girls reconciling, I figured I'd do another spin on Season 20. Don't worry, this one won't involve the characters getting it on a la Sausage Party, but this one does involve the characters playing the classic board game, as seen on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, CharDee MacDennis. This fanfic takes place after the events of an alternate timeline of Season 20 where the boys and girls forgive each other, the trolls, Troll Trace, and the member berries have died out, Giant Douche (Garrison) is NOT president, and Cartman is still the tolerable person he was in Season 20. Anyway, some of the kids in South Park think that a great way to hang out after feuding for so long is by playing a board game. I wonder what it is (Incaseyouhaventfigureditoutyetthenameofthegameisinthetitle)? Rated T for language and alcohol references. I do not own South Park or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

(It had been only a week since the trolling stopped and Mr. Garrison, A.K.A Giant Douche, stopped running for president, and the boys and girls of South Park are getting along once more. Both romantic and plutonic relationships between the two groups are restored, and it was grand. We cut to the South Park Elementary playground on a sunny Monday morning where 8 kids, Stan, Wendy, Kyle, Bebe, Cartman, Heidi, Kenny, and Butters, and trying to figure out what they should do now that order has been restored)

Kyle: (Sigh) What do you guys want to do today?

Cartman: We can watch some King Bo vines on my phone. Black people can be just as funny as women you know.

Stan: No.

Wendy: We can sing a song.

Heidi: I don't think that's such a good idea. If we start singing then everyone will come and watch and Cartman gets stage fright easily.

Cartman: (Blushes) Babe, don't tell them.

Kenny: Stage fright, ha! Wuss!

Kyle: Do you guys want to link up on 3DS.

Stan: I left my 3DS at home.

Wendy: Same.

Butters: My parents took my 3DS away from me, on account of I'm grounded.

Kenny: I don't even have a 3DS, dude!

Butters: Why, 'cause you're poor.

Kenny: Fuck you.

(Everyone laughs)

Heidi: Hang on, Bebe hasn't given us her fifty cents on what she wants to do. Do you have any ideas, Bebe?

Bebe: I do, but you're all going to think it's stupid.

Wendy: Don't be afraid to tell us, Bebe. We're all ears.

Bebe: Okay, well, I was watching this show last night called, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

Stan: You watch "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?"

Bebe: Just started yesterday. Why, have you all watched it?

(The other seven kids nod their heads)

Bebe: You too Wendy?

Wendy: Hey, it's okay for a good girl like me to be bad and watch a show like that every once in a while.

Bebe: Right. Anyway they were playing this game called CharDee MacDennis.

Kenny: CharDee MacDennis!

Kyle: Dude, the CharDee MacDennis episodes are some of the best episodes in the series. Did you want to play CharDee MacDennis.

Bebe: Yes.

Kyle: I say we do it. Be adventurous.

Stan: I'm with you.

Butters: Golly, playing a game like this is worth a grounding.

(The other kids agree)

Stan: Alright, we're playing Chardee MacDennis.

(Just then, Craig and Tweek appear)

Tweek: Did you say you were going to play Chardee MacDennis!

Craig: That game from Sunny in Philadelphia?

Heidi: The very same.

Craig: Can we play?

(Then Token and Nichole come into the scene)

Token: Play what?

Tweek: CharDee MacDennis.

Nichole: You mean like that game from that Philadelphia show?

Tweek: Yeah!

Cartman: You guys want in too?

Token & Nichole: Yeah.

Craig: Can we tell more people.

Bebe: The more the merrier.

Token: Alright.

Butters: Well, we're getting our players. Now we just need a location.

Token: If you're looking for a location to play, my parents are friends with the Oppenheimers.

Bebe: The Oppenheimers?!

Token: Yup, the only people in this town richer than me. Mr. and Mrs. Oppenheimer have a son named Cody. He goes to some fancy private school not far from here. Anyway, his parents are on vacation in the British Virgin Isles this week, and Cody is a pretty cool guy. I'm sure he'll let us use his place for the game. I'll go visit him after school and ask if it's okay.

Stan: Okay, cool, dude. Go ask him.

Token: I will. (He turns to Nichole, Tweek, and Craig) Come on, guys, let's go spread the word around!

(They leave)

(After school, Token goes up to the Oppenheimer's mansion. Bebe decides to come with him since it was her idea in the first place. The arrive at a big white mansion)

Bebe: That mansion is huge!

Token: Yeah. It makes my house look like a tool shed in comparison.

(The duo walks up to the front door and knock, where an old butler with white hair and a lack suit comes to greet them. This man's name is Reginald)

Reginald: Yes?

Token: Hey, Reginald.

Reginald: Ah, Master Token. What brings you here?

Token: I want to talk to Cody.

Reginald: Certainly. And is the young lady coming with you?

Bebe: Yes, sir, my name is Bebe.

Reginald: Ah, Mistress Bebe. Well, you two, Master Cody is in his bedroom. You may enter.

Token: Thanks.

(The two kids walk up a grand staircase, and walk down a long hallway to get to his bedroom. Upon reaching the door, Token knocks)

Cody: You may enter.

(Token and Bebe enter the room where they find Cody relaxing on his bed watching a movie on a huge 72 inch television. Cody's room has blue walls, a white ceiling, blue carpets, an industrial air conditioner, a bay window with a view of the pool, hot tub, and gardens in the backyard, the aforementioned 72 inch T.V with a state of the art stereo system, an Xbox One, PS4, and Wii U sitting next to the T.V on small desks, huge shelves that are stocked with movies, video games, music, and board games, a big wooden toy box, and Cody's aforementioned king sized bed with blue and green sheets. Cody pauses the movie, and turns his attention towards Token and Bebe)

(Cody is a well groomed boy who is the same age as Token and Bebe, 10, with brown hair, blue eyes with black glasses over them, a white polo shirt, blue jeans, and black sneakers.

Cody: Ah, Token! (He shakes his hand and hugs him)

Token: Hey, Cody. It's been a while. How are things?

Cody: Just great, old sport! Parents are just off on a weeklong vacation to the British Virgin Isles. They won't be back until next Monday, so it's just me, Reginald, and the other servants. They are all so very busy, Token, old sport. It gets very lonely sometimes, so I'm glad you came by for a visit. (He turns his attention toward Bebe) Well who is this beautiful flower you've brought along, old sport?

Token: That's my friend Bebe.

Cody: Hmm. Bebe. Such a beautiful name.

Bebe: (Blushes) Thanks. Anyway, the reason we came here is because I had an idea to play this game, and we kind of need your place to play it. If we play it anywhere else someone will find out and we'll get in a lot of trouble.

Cody: Anything for a wonderful jewel like yourself. What's the game?

Bebe: Have you ever watched a show called, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?"

Cody: Of course. I've watched every episode since it first aired.

Bebe: Well, I kind of wanted to play CharDee MacDennis with my friends since we just got over that boy/girl war last week.

Cody: I've heard about that. So, CharDee MacDennis. I can see why you want no one else finding out. It's a drinking game, right?

Bebe: Correct.

Cody: Okay. You can use my place for your little game. My servants and Reginald are always busy so they don't pay a lot of attention to me, so I think we're fine to drink to our hearts content. I just ask that you make me the referee and host. I do have aspirations of being a game show host someday.

Bebe: Wonderful. Thank you, Cody! (She hugs him and Cody blushes)

Cody: Um, my pleasure. (He is released from the hug) So, I assume you and your friends will provide game pieces, flags, and trivia questions since the latter is opinion based?

Bebe: Yes.

Cody: Excellent. I'll handle everything else. I'm going to have to add some extra levels, and change up the rules a little bit, if that's okay with you.

Bebe: (Thinks for a bit and turns to Token) While he is handsome, can we still trust him, Token?

Token: I trust him.

Bebe: Okay, we'll try it your way.

Cody: Fabulous! Everything should be ready by Friday night. Friday night will give us enough time to clean up any and all messes before my parents return home.

Bebe: Friday night sounds great.

Cody: Wonderful. Well, thanks for stopping by you two, I'll see you two out.

Token: Okay.

(Cody escorts Bebe and Token to the exit and holds the door open for them)

Cody: Have a wonderful day you two.

Token: See you around, Cody!

Bebe: Bye!

(Cody waves goodbye, closes the door, and turns to his butler Reginald)

Cody: Reginald?

Reginald: Yes, Master Cody?

Cody: Round up the other servants. Friday will be a day reserved for fun.

Reginald: Certainly, sir.

(Reginald bows and walks off)

END OF CHAPTER