Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Pacifica hated the fact she had to go to public school... But thanks to a certain someone- she glares at two certain twins as they headed to P.E. together -her father's selling flying monkey's to the Pineapple Republic Pyramid scheme was blown wide open. So among other P.R. Damage control measures, she'd been transferred to a public school to show the public how 'in-touch with the common man' her family was...
'In touch with the common man, baloney! They just needed an excuse to get me out of Saint Hogfather's while they scapegoat the staff for all the cocaine that's being shipped there...'
In any case as tempting as it was to think of ways to get back at those two jerks...she'd been told to lay low for awhile...
"Hey, everyone! How are you today!?" Shouts P.E. Teacher Wendy, "Alright, I was thinking we start off with some old fashioned Dodge- Her eye's suddenly widen as her eyes come across Dipper.
She immediately jumps up to him, "Well hello there little boy, what's your name?" She asks with a suddenly very hungry expression.
Behind her, Pacifica hears. "Huh, didn't take her long to find a new boytoy.
Dipper flustered at the attention the much older, much hotter woman was suddenly giving him. "Uh...I'm Dipper Pines...I'm new to this school."
Wendy smirked, "Well, let me do what I can to make you feel at home here Dipper!" She turns to the class, "On second thought, we'll do swimming instead!"
"Swimmi- but I didn't bring a swimsuit!" Exclaimed Dipper concerned.
Wendy gets a VERY predatory grin, "Don't worry...I'll take GOOD care of you." She stresses.
Pacifica frowned, she didn't know how...but she was fairly sure her day just got worse...
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'Huh...he's actually cute- No! Focus! You hate him!' Thinks Pacifica frantically to herself...
"Uh, Mrs. Wendy? Don't you have anything else for me?" Asked Dipper awkwardly. All the other boys had been given regular swimsuits...but he'd been given a very tiny speedo that was clearly three sizes too small for him!
Wendy smirks, "Sorry Dipper, we ran out. But don't worry, just stay by me and EVERYTHING will be fine...
From what little Pacifica had gathered, Wendy had a thing for 'cute shota boys'. The school tried to fire her for this after a very memorable 'jungle book' play...but a ruthless lawyer named Stanley Lenderman not only got her off the hook, but convinced her to successfully sue the school for 'wrongful termination'. They had to cut teacher's pay, shut down shop class and replace the security guard with hunks of wood to pay her reparations...
In other words, she basically had unofficial permission to do whatever she wanted...
In any case, she was currently giving him 'one-on-one swimming lessons'...which seemed to be just an excuse to grope his rock-hard abs, his rocking six-pack, his taunt, round butt-
Pacifica went very red as she realized how much she was staring at his almost naked form...and quickly shook it off...
'But seriously, he's my age! How dose a guy my age have such a body!?'
And then she sees a 'chink' in his armor...that speedo really didn't leave much to the imagination...and unless the water was double-timing the shrinkage...oh, this was just too juicy to pass up on!
'For the record, I'm just doing this to humiliate and get revenge on him, NOT because I want to see him naked.' Rationalized the now VERY excited blonde...
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"Uh...Mrs. Wendy, do you really need to have your hand THERE?" Asked a flustered Dipper in the pool.
"Shh! Just relax...I'll take good care of you..." Dipper blushed but nodded...it wasn't like he didn't enjoy it after all...whatever this was...
While they were busy with that...Pacifica slowly sneaked up from behind...
Wendy was currently holding him aloft in the water...Pacifica reached over, grabbed the waistband of Dipper's speedo...and waited for it to slide off as Wendy moved him forward...
Dipper, assuming Wendy was just grabbing him 'there' again...just ignored/enjoyed it...
Pacifica smirked beneath the water as bit by bit...Dipper's modesty was robbed of him...she could almost see it...my, my it must be smaller then she thought id she couldn't see it yet...
his speedo was slipping off...inch...by inch...Little more...little more...ALMOST, and-
HEY!
Suddenly, Pacifica felt her hand being grabbed and her whole body forcibly yanked up out of the water. She cursed to herself. She'd been so busy focusing on Dipper not noticing her, she hadn't been paying attention to Wendy!
"What to do you think your doing!?" She demanded angrily.
Dipper looked up confused, "Huh?" "Keep your shorts on kid." Says Wendy with a smirk as she forcibly hikes up his speedo before anyone can see anything, practically giving him a wedgie.
Dipper goes very red. Both from the sudden sensation against his privates and the realization of what almost happening...also the sensation of his balls being forcibly shoved into his body...
Pacifica gulped, "Wait, I was just-
"Oh, I know what you were doing!" Growled Wendy, no one was going to enjoy the sights of this cute little boys 'shortcoming' except her. "And I think it's time you got a taste of your own medicine!"
RIP!
Pacifica squeaked in mortification as her swimsuit was ripped off! Before she can protest, Wendy brings her over her knew and spanks her before the gawking, laughing rabble!
Pacifica sobbed as everyone laughed at both her nudity, her flat chest and the proof that she wasn't as 100% as she'd like people to believe!
Dipper- despite what her family had done to the town and what she'd been clearly planning to do to him -she felt bad for what was happening to her. If having 'mosquito bites' was half as bad for a girl as having a needle dick was for him...then he could derive no joy from this...well...maybe a bit...she was very cute naked after all...even without much curves she was very femine...although robbed of her usual, quite dignity and grace...she still had echos of it...even now...made her fairly sexy rea-
rip
Dipper's eye's widened in horror, turned out Wendy had pulled his speedo, too hard...caused some sirius micro-tears...and his tiny boner had apparently been the last straw.
Fortunately, everyone was too busy laughing and taking pictures of Pacifica to notice Dipper as he quickly streaked to the locker room...
At least...ALMOST everyone wasn't paying attention...
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Dipper wimperd, "Where are my clothes!?" He'd found nothing in the locker room, not even a towel! He was forced to use an abandoned lunch tray to cover his modesty! Desperate, he ran into the still empty girls locker room to see if Mable would lend him something-
SLAP!
Dipper let out a startled 'yip'! As his rear was smacked. He quickly turns around and sees the awkward sight of naked, smirking Pacifica. As she too held a tray to cover her modesty in one had...but also his clothes in the other?!
"Hey jerk! Your sister may have stolen my clothes, but now I have yours! I'm going to take these clothes for myself and there's nothing you or that red head bitch can do to stop Me!"
"Oh, no?" Said a dangerous voice behind them. Pacifica gulped as she saw a glaring Wendy crack her knuckles in the mirror without turning around.
Knowing there was only one possible thing to distract her-
WHACK!
Pacifica didn't even pause to watch the show as she knocked down Dipper's tray to expose himself to Wendy. She heard Wendy giggle gleefully as she ran out of the locker room and into the hallway.
She dropped her tray as the door had been narrow, but she still had Dippers clothes. Knowing it was only a matter of time before the bell rings, she quickly put them on.
She then presses her ear against the now locked door curious.
"Ah! Naughty Dipper! You know going around naked- especially in the girls locker room is against the rules! I'm going to have to discipline you!" The sound of Wendy's voice responded gleefully.
"But- but I-
"No buts! Except yours in detention! I have a private room all prepared!
"But- I'm naked!"
But Wendy wouldn't hear a word of it...Pacfica wiped off her brow and looked through the keyhole...and saw Dipper with his hands pinned behind his back and nothing but his pine tree hat covering his who-who as Wendy forced him to march into the gym and face the hooting and laughter of everyone...
Pacifica wiped her brow again- why was it so hot? and Itchy? -Well as amusing as this had been...Pacifica had a suspicion Dipper was in for a LOOONG enjoyable night...oh, well...at least she preserved her- SWEET MERCIFUL CROTCH OF ARKVOODLE, WHY DID HE SKIN ITCH AND BURN SO MUCH!?
Mable watched her handiwork...she felt a little bad about tricking Dipper...but Wendy seemed cool, she was sure they'd make a good match. Besides, filling Dipper clothes with hotsauce and leaving it where Pacifica to find was too good of a prank to passover!
Her skin burning, Pacifica ripped off her clothes just in time for the bell to ring. The student body was treated to the sight of a naked Pacifica- her crotch, rear and breasts on fire -run itching all the now painful blotches all over her body as she streaked through the school to the nurses office...
Mable chuckled as Pacifica became a laughing stock once more...she looked through an old school newspaper that talked about the fiasco of a Jungle book play that had started Wendy's 'reputation'...
Mable grins evilly..this gave her another idea...
But that was a story for another time...
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