I'm still chuckling from my own chapter naming... oh well. This fan fiction will be a crossover between ma two favourite things - Fairy Tail and Harry Potter, if you haven't guessed. My first crossover, wish me luck. Enjoy!

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Chapter One - Dubbledore?

Master Makarov sighed as he watched his children wreck havoc in his beloved guild. Lifting his jug of beer, he swallowed and burped giddily. 'Oh my god... why is there nothing else to do but drink and drink now?' He scowled. Mira looked up from fawning over Natsu and Lucy, to see Makarov rub his temples, obviously stressed about something.

She approached him, concerned. "Master, are you alright? You seem tired." She asked, handing him another beer. He nodded weakly, accepting the jug and gulping it down speedily. Mira giggled, gently taking off the bottle he suddenly had. "I think that's enough beer for this hour, Master." She said firmly, placing it on the highest shelf on the counter.

"Aw, but Miiirrraaa, I want ma beeer~" He sang, holding his hands out, trying to reach desperately to the beer. Shaking her head, she hit his hand. "No, Master. Enough is enough. Now BEHAVE." She switched to her demonic side, flashing an evil grin. Gulping, Makarov sat down. 'I think I want to live fore another day...'

All of a sudden, the shouting and smashing of furniture and beer bottles suddenly ceased around Mira and Makarov. They both looked up shocked; Fairy Tail had actually shut up for more than five seconds! Makarov looked at his children, concerned. They were standing in a large circle around someone - 'Or something' , his mind thought up - and were all tense and alert.

Standing up, Makarov tottered over to them, to see what all the fuss was about. Going into Titan form, he peered from Elfman's shoulder. His eyes widened at who was standing in the middle of a bunch of angry teenagers. "I thought I'd never see you again!" He exclaimed happily, shrinking back down.

In the middle of Fairy Tail, was a strange, old man with a long, white beard. He wore strange midnight blue robes, with a faded red jacket resting on his shoulders. His inquisitive blue eyes twinkled behind his glasses, peering around curiously. In his pocket, there was an odd stick-like object sticking out, making the mages cautious of what this old man could do.

"Oi, Gramps. Who the hell is this, and how do you know him?" An indignant voice shouted behind the newcomer. Makarov rolled his eyes, and shook Albus Dumbledore's hand, completely ignoring the surprised teenagers. "Hey, Gramps, I asked you a question. Who is this old ma-" Makarov's giant hand flew out to hit Natsu's hid, effectively knocking him out.

"Good.", He said sternly, before looking back to the other members kindly. "Don't worry, I will explain soon, when Natsu wakes up." Turning back to Dumbledore, he grinned a mischievous grin. "I never knew I would see you again, when you suddenly upped and left!" He exclaimed, jumping like a child.

Dumbledore chuckled, before pushing his glasses up his long, crooked nose. "To be honest, I never knew I would see you again, too, Makarov. It's good to see you again, old friend." The rest of Fairy Tail were quiet, watching their master converse with the strange man who appeared from nowhere. "I don't like this; I don't like not knowing things." Lucy muttered to Levy, watching their every move.

Levy shook her head too, and headed to a table that wasn't destroyed from the brawls. "I don't like this too. Why won't Master tell us anything? And why does Natsu have to be awake? Do we all need to listen or something?" She asked the blonde girl, confused and still a little shocked.

"Gihi. we all know it won't matter if that Flame-Brain's awake or not - he won't understand either way." Gajeel said behind Levy, causing both the girls to jump. Lucy put her hands to her heart when she saw it was only Gajeel. Levy, on the other hand, hit him lightly on the arm. "Moron, you scared me!" She squealed, glaring slightly at Gajeel.

Barking out laughter, Gajeel sat down next to her. "That's why I do it, Shrimp. Your reactions are so funny, gihi!" Lucy sweatdropped at their antics, laughing nervously. "Um, guys, could we get back to the subject now?"

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While Gajeel, Levy and Lucy were discussing the theories of the 'man', Mira was cleaning the mugs, in deep thought. 'I wonder who this man is... and why does Master know him? Was he an old friend?' Looking over to a still unconscious Natsu, she growled slightly. 'Wake up, Natsu; we need answers!'

Wracking her brain for possible ways to wake Natsu up without putting him in deeper sleep, she missed the fact that Erza had already stridden over and punched Natsu awake. Only when she heard his pained cry did she come out of her thoughts. Sweat-dropping, she hurried over to the center, where everyone else was gathered.

'Oh dear, I need to work on my thinking skills' She thought, as the two old men stepped into the center - and the center of everyone's attention. Master coughed slightly, alerting Natsu, who was still crouched on the floor, muttering about girl demons. Once he had every bodies full attention, did he start talking.

"OK, children. I must apologize for the long wait. Me and Albus here were just catching up; while waiting for Natsu to recover, of course." He smiled slightly at the taller man. Natsu, who was sporting a large bump on his head, stood up angrily, and shouted, "WHO THE HELL IS THIS OLD GEEZER AND WHAT IS HE DOING IN OUT GUILD?" The rest of the guild members face-palmed.

The 'old geezer' chuckled and peered over to Natsu's direction. "Hello, there. My name is Albus Dumbledore. It is a pleasure to meet you." Makarov laughed loudly - growing to Albus' size - and patted him on the shoulder. "Still as polite as ever, huh?" He muttered, grinning at the other 'old geezer'.

"And you are still the insolent little brat from the past, Makarov." Chuckling as he saw Makarov's face flush. Shrinking back to his usual size, he pouted and called Mira over for some beer. "I still remember your nickname back then, Dubbledore." He mocked, taking a swig from his alcohol.

'Dubbledore' winced a little, still smiling pleasantly. "Ah, yes. That is what Porlyusica used to tease me about, is that right? That reminds - where is she?" He looked around, trying to find her. The members were dumbfounded. Absolutely dumbfounded. Did this strange man just admit that he knew the scary demon Edolas healer - and that the scary demon Edolas healer used to tease people with stupid nicknames?

"Alright, alright, alright. Master. Answers. Now. Please." Erza said through gritted teeth, emitting a formidable aura. Makarov suddenly gulped, standing oddly still. 'Dubbledore' looked amused at his reaction; he had never seen his old friend so obedient. "W-well, yes. I-I think that w-we should do s-some explaining, r-right?" He stuttered, not daring to meet the glare of the fearsome Titania.

Lucy, Natsu, Gray and the rest of the members shot their master a sympathetic look - they knew first-hand how terrifying an angry Erza could be - Gray and Natsu especially. "Well, you see, out history goes way back..." Makarov glanced at Albus' direction, as if telling him to continue the story. Before the could, however, Laxus interrupted.

"Oi, Gramps. I never heard you mention someone like this before; just who the hell is he?" Natsu sniggered. Looking sharply to his direction, he pinned the pink-haired boy with an electrifying stare. "What you laughing at, punk?" He snapped, clearly getting annoyed.

"Your memory is probably so bad that you forgot!"

"Not like your memory is any better!"

"Oh? Do you wanna go?"

"I could take you on anytime!" Erza slammed her sword down, making everyone except Laxus, Makarov and 'Dubbledore' jump. "Silence! Let Master continue!" Laxus tched, and looked away, while Natsu looked down, grumbling. Erza nodded, before turning back to a quivering Makarov.

Smiling, she gestured for him to continue his story. Gulping down, Makarov hastily started talking. "Well, me, Albus and Porlyusica used to be very good friends. We were all the same age-"

"Porlyusica was a year older than me, while you were the same age as her." Albus interrupted, before settling down in a chair that had 'suddenly' appeared.

"Right. Point is, we were really good friends-"

"Porlyusica hated me." Glaring at his old friend, Makarov pulled up a chair, sitting next to him. "Can you please stop interrupting me!" He snapped, like a child. Albus chuckled, and raised his hands in defeat.

"Good. Now I was saying, we were quite good friends. From the age of six, we were inseparable. But, then we got to the age ten." Master took a deep breath, and continued.

"Albus had gotten a letter from this school - which he is now headmaster of. It was Hogwarts - the school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Personally, me and Porlyusica were relieved to see him go to such a magical place - he had always struggled with our magic." Makarov smiled at the memory.

Lucy just looked confused that the concept of 'our magic'. "What do you mean, Master? Isn't all magic the same? Just not the type?" Makarov shook his head, chuckling. "Albus, if you could, please show dear Lucy." Albus nodded, and stood up.

He brandished his stick, and muttered a word, which sounded like, 'avis'. To their amazement, birds came out of the tip, singing shrill and sweet tunes. "That's... outstanding.." Lucy muttered, staring at the colorful birds that circled the rooftops, before disappearing in a array of sparkles.

Lucy and Levy stared at the stick in awe. 'I wonder if I could get that... it would work well with my pen!' Levy thought excitedly, thinking of all the things she could do. Lucy, on the other hand, was already asking questions. "What is that called?" She demanded, pointing at the stick in Albus' hand.

Bemused, he answered. "It is called a wand."

"How did you do that?"

"Oh? Cast a spell? I simply say a certain incantation, and depending if I did it well enough for the wand to understand, it will perform the command."

"What language do you use for the incantations?"

"Oh? It is a language called Aranese. It is very complicated, but simple when born with the talent." Lucy nodded, finally satisfied; for now. she had a sneaking feeling that she would have many more - that needed to be answered - in the future. Erza nodded once again, contemplating the new information she found out.

"Once Albus had left us, we slowly went our separate ways, until we hardly heard from each other, Porlyusica and I." Makarov continued, waving his arms around. "I only heard from Albus a few years back - and that was a surprise in itself!" The old men chuckled, reminiscing the old memories.

Natsu grew impatient, and jumped up. "Oi, Gramps! Hurry up with the story already!" Erza hit him over the head, while Gray snorted at his impudent behavior. Natsu groaned, and sat down gingerly.

"Anyways, to cut it short, me and Albus go back a loooonnnnggg way." Makarov finished, looking around his children. Not surprisingly, they still didn't look satisfied. "But Master, please explain the Hogwarts school!" Levy protested, waving her notes book around her head, pen in her mouth.

Soon, the whole of Fairy Tail were protesting, demanding answers. Makarov shrugged, and looked towards Albus. "You take it from there, Dubbledore. I'm gonna take a drink. Mira!" And with that, he stalked off to the bar. Albus sighed, and stood up again, his height towering over everybody.

He looked over his moon-shaped glasses at the expectant faces. 'Dear lord, Albus. Why did you dump this on me?' He smiled kindly at them, and sat down again. "So, what do you want to know about my school?" He asked them, looking around for anybody.

Levy's hand shot up the same time as Lucy's. They both glared at each other. 'He'll answer my question first!' They both thought fiercely. But to their surprise, Mira's voice shouted out. "So, what type of magic does your school study and learn?"

Albus smiled at the white-haired model. "Well, my dear; Mirajane, was it? Well, in my school, we study a different type of magic from here. We actually live on a different planet altogether!" Lisanna's eyes widened.

"Do you mean Edolas? Oh, if you are from there, please, when you go back, tell them that Lisanna says hi!" She asked desperately, pushing to stand next to her sister. Sadly, Albus shook his head. "I'm sorry, dear, but I am not from Edolas. I am from a place called Earth."

Lucy wrinkled her nose - she had never heard of another dimension called Earth. Sure, she lived on Earthland, but not fucking Earth. 'What the hell? This isn't making any sense at all... Earth?' She put her hand up, like she was back in school. "I'm sorry Sir, but what is Earth? There are only three dimensions here - Earthland, Edolas, and the Celestial Realm." She asked, whilst Levy flipped through books.

"Yeah; from what I've heard from Lucy, those are the only three planets here. What the fuck is Earth?" Gray popped up suddenly behind Lucy, causing the girl to jump. "Jesus, Gray. Can you not, please? And clothes." Lucy sighed, averting her eyes. Gray looked down, to find he was shirtless. "What the hell!" He yelled, crawling around to search for it.

'Does this happen everyday?' Albus wondered, watching them curiously as they playfully fought with each other. "Well, Earth is another planet that is hidden from this Galaxy. It is quite far away from here - that is why I hardly visit." He gained everyone's attention, yet again.

"So, there, no one has any magic-"

"What! How do they survive!"

"Natsu! Remember, not everyone here has magic either!" Lucy exclaimed, hitting him over the head. Natsu whined, rubbing his head yet again. "Why does everyone always hit me so hard?" He complained, crying fake tears. Erza rolled her eyes, and picked him up roughly. "Because you are so ignorant. Now, sit down and pay attention; you might learn something for once."

Smiling, Albus pulled his wand out. Drawing a picture of a strange type of map, he pointed at the south-east. "That, children, is where London is located. It is the Capital of England." Nodding, Lucy stared intently at where he was pointing. 'So, basically, 'England' or whatever it's called, is like Fiore, and 'London' is basically Crocus. Right.'

"Our school is hidden from view from the people who don't have any magic whatsoever. WE call them Muggles on our planet.

"Our school is called Hogwarts, as Makarov so kindly told you all. I am the current headmaster of it. We use magic that flow into our wands." He flashed his wand to them all, making a light appear at the tip. Fairy Tail stared in awe - it wasn't everyday that they saw something like that. But, something was still bugging Levy.

"I have a pen like your wand there. What is so special about it? Can't you just buy any single one and use it?" Dumbledore shook his head, stuffing his wand back into his pocket. "I am sorry, but our magic doesn't work like that. Each wizard has his or hers own special wand. Yes, they can use someone else's wand, but the spell would not be as strong. That is because the wand chooses you, and you form quite bond."

After a detailed explanation and some questions, Fairy Tail were finally satisfied. "So, why are you here, Albus? The last time you came, it was because of the Boy Who Lived." Makarov stumbled back, hiccuping every few seconds. Dumbledore sighed, and stood up grimly. "I am here to ask for some help, Makarov."

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Makarov grimaced, confused yet again. "So, you're telling me, that your Dark Wizard wants to kill that boy called 'Harry', and you want us to help you protect him? Sure." Fairy Tail looked up, confused by their Master's words.

"Huh? But we haven't even known him for a long time! What do we get in return!" Gray yelled, throwing his shirt in his stressed state. "Yeah, I agree with Gray - what do we get in return? We're not doing it for free!" Lucy stated, standing beside Gray. "Love~Rival..." A dark voice muttered behind the blonde girl. Lucy shivered, but stood firm.

Makarov chuckled and picked up a medium sized bag. He giggled it around, letting them all hear the jewels clinking around. All their heads turned, eyes honed into the bag. "I'll give each of you your own bag of jewels if you do this."

Lucy backed up, hands out. "I'm in, who else?" After a few decisions, they decided who would be going to Fairy Tail. "So, we have decided that Lucy, Erza, Natsu, Gray, Juvia, Gajeel, Laxus, Cana, Mira, Elfman, Lisanna, Wendy, Bickslow and Freed would go to Hogwarts. Is that clear?" Makarov stated, writing it down on a piece of parchment. They all nodded, turning to Dumbledore.

"Right. We're ready. When are we leaving?" Dumbledore smiled, and pulled out what looked like an old boot. 'Jesus, what does he keep in those pockets?' Lucy wondered, staring at the boot. "We're leaving right now. Everyone, this is a Portkey. Please put one finger onto it, and wait." They all looked at each other, confused, but shrugged and put their fore-finger onto it.

Suddenly, it glowed a strange blue color. The Fairy Tail members yelped, and tried to take their fingers off, but found they couldn't move. "Shit! This is creepy as hell!" Gajeel yelled, yanking his arm forward and backwards. Light engulfed them, and they were all temporarily blinded. When they opened their eyes again, they gaped in awe.

Right in front of them, was the school of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Hogwarts. It was magnificent. Big castle with stained glass windows, and lightning zapped downwards. "I'm liking it here already - it's got my element all over." Laxus muttered, inhaling deeply. Makarov shook his head, growing Titan and hitting Laxus over the head.

"Idiot. You can't use your magic here - you have to blend in as transfer students, remember? And then, strike when Voldemort hits." Makarov muttered, shrinking back. They followed Dumbledore into the castle, feeling the magical pressure.

A strict lady came down the stairs, hair inn a tight bun, dressed in green robes. Her sharp, cat-like eyes watched them curiously. "Dumbledore, who are these people?" Albus looked up, and smiled at the lady. "Ah, Professor McGonagall. These are the people I was talking to you about." He turned back to the group, gesturing towards Professor McGonagall. "Everybody, this is Professor McGonagall, head of Gryffindor."

Makarov stepped forward, growing to normal size. McGonagall stepped back, clearly shocked by this old man. "What on earth...?" She shook his hand, analyzing the situation. 'Clearly, they are Dumbledore's friends. But, how could he grow like that? I see no wand near them; not any of have wands, now that I see them all.' "Dumbledore, what is the meaning of this?"

"Ah, do not worry, Minerva. They are here to help with the situation. Let m explain." As Dumbledore explained, the Fairy Tail members whispered to each other. "Minerva, eh? Well, that's bringing bad memories.." Gajeel whispered, shooting Lucy a glance. Levy comforted Lucy by putting her arms around her, while Natsu just glared at the lady.

Minerva noticed all the whispering and glaring, and stopped, confused. "Did I do anything to offend you?" She asked politely, pointing at them. Erza shook her head stiffly, and forcefully calmed down. "No, we are fine. It's just we know someone with the same name, and we didn't exactly get along." McGonagall nodded her head, understanding.

After a few minutes of explaining, McGonagall finally understood the situation. "Well then, come along. We will guide you to the Main Hall, but first you will have to wear the robes. Come quickly, we don't have all day." They followed McGonagall to a spacious room with rows of robes.

"Why can't we just wear our normal clothes? I hate these fucking robes so much." Gajeel complained, as he was handed his robes. Levy rolled her eyes, already dressed. "Just shut up and get dressed, Gajeel. We need to fit in, you know."

"We can't really blend in; flame-brain has fucking pink hair, I have piercings over my face, and Lightning Rod has a lightning scar. Not to mention, you and Wendy have blue hair. Yeah, totally normal." Gajeel rolled his eyes, stripping and pulling his robes on. Levy blushed, and covered her eyes, squealing. "Not in front of me, Gajeel! You fucking baka!" She cried loudly, ears going pink.

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After everyone was wearing their robes, McGonagall came round with a fairly large box. "These are your wands - please choose carefully, or rather, let the wands choose you." She went to Natsu first, handing the box to him. For a few minutes, everyone was silent as Natsu went from wand to wand.

Finally, he settled on a wand. "This wand makes me feel tingly." He muttered, gripping it tightly. McGonagall stared at it, examining it closely. "Ah. This wand is made of Ash wood, with the core of dragon heartstring. It seems to have taken a liking to you, Mr. Dragneel. Take care of it."

Lucy was next. 'Oh, I hope I get a good one!' She moved from wand to wand, trying to feel the connection that Natsu had felt. Going through nearly all of them, she drooped, depressed. 'Sweet Mavis, I hope this one will be mine...' Picking the last one up, she nearly cried of happiness when she felt a rush of power.

"That, Miss. Heartfilia, is made of Larch wood, with the core of phoenix feathers. It is quite rare, please don't destroy it." Lucy bounced back happily, clutching the wand to her chest. "Good luck!" She said happily to Levy, who was up next. Gulping, Levy walked toward McGonagall, and picked up the box with quivering hands.

After a few minutes, she felt a rush of calmness flow through her veins. 'Looks like I've found it!' Handing it to McGonagall, she waited to see what it was made of. "Ah. This is made of pear wood, and the core is unicorn hair. Good luck, this seems to be quite eager."

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Makarov looked at his notes, reading about his children and their wands.

Natsu - Ash wood, dragon heartstring

Lucy - Larch wood, phoenix feathers

Levy - Pear wood, unicorn hair

Laxus - Laurel wood, thunderbird tail feather

Cana - Acacia wood, unicorn hair

Gajeel - Blackthorn wood, dragon heartstring

Gray - Cypress wood, kneazle whiskers

Elfman - Chestnut wood, veela hair

Mira - Ebony wood, white river monster spine

Lisanna - Apple wood, unicorn hair

Juvia - Hazel wood, veela hair

Erza - Black walnut wood, phoenix feather

Wendy - Rosewood wood, dragon heartstring

Bickslow - Dogwood, thestral tail hair

Freed - Beech wood, rougarou hair

Sighing, Makarov picked up his wand, (silver lime wood and unicorn hair) and twirled it around his fingers. Whilst he had been talking to all the Professors at Hogwarts, his children were learning how to use the basic spells.

"Mr. Dreyar, your children are ready to enter the Main Hall, where all the other students are currently sitting. Dumbledore is making his speech as we speak." Severus said, dark eyes looking straight into Makarov's blue eyes.

Nodding, he jumped up and landed on his feet. "Thank you, Severus. Come on, brats. We need to get going; the ceremony is starting now." The cheers from the group raised the roof, making Severus and all the other teachers grimace and cover their ears. "Please, Mr. Dreyar. Keep the noise down; our ears are quite sensitive."

Makarov grinned. "Don't worry, Severus. And call me Makarov - Mr. Dreyar is too polite for me." Snape nodded stiffly, and walked out through the think wooden doors, into the Main Hall. "Oi, Gramps! Can we get going now? I wanna meet new people!" Natsu whined, brandishing his wand around.

Lucy slapped his bicep, making him wince. "Hey! Don't wave your wand about like that; you could damage it!" She scolded, crossing her arms over her chest. In the background, the dragonslayers could hear Dumbledore announce something about new transfer students. "Guess we're up, then, guys. Good luck - and remember, keep your rings on, you can't risk anyone knowing about your powers!" Cana said, hiccuping and hiding her beer in her robes.

They all nodded, and stepped out together. 'I hope this is a good adventure - I'm all fired up!' Natsu thought, bouncing on the spot. They walked through the doors, and were greeted by confused faces. They all zoned into one boy; the Boy Who Lived.

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Wow! This is such a long chapter! I hope you enjoyed this! Anyways, if you're confused, this Fairy Tail time is set after GMG and Eclipse. Just to clear that up. Also, I may add characters from Fairy Tail to here too.

If you wanna know where I got the wands from go to this website : wiki/Wand

So that's this chapter for now! Remember to R&R! Love you all, Loliquet :)