Chapter 1: The Cheekiest Of Them All

[Location Unknown, Midnight]

Adam Cry woke up with a throbbing headache, it wasn't a surprise consider he had stayed up 12 hours during midnight to play some CS:GO. What was a surprise was the fact he was laying down on grass instead of his cold apartment floor and the fact the moon was shattered.

"Jesus, what kind of drugs did I take?" Adam quickly looked at his surroundings, quickly noticing the gigantic shattered moon. The last thing he remembered was playing some CS:GO while looking at some S.T.A.L.K.E.R mods. He also remembered that his brother was bringing some vodka over to drink with him.

'Oh dear god, am I in RWBY?' Adam mentally asked himself. Something beeped in his pocket, it looked exactly like something out of S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat. He quickly recognized it as the PDA from S.T.A.L.K.E.R, also noting the fact he was wearing what seemed to be a SEVA suit, which was basically an advanced hazmat suit mixed with body armor.

"So, I end up in RWBY wearing a SEVA suit. What's next? I get the 'Gamer' abilities too?" Adam said, before quickly realizing that might be an actual possibility. And, due to the fact he was already inside an anime and wearing a videogame suit, it wouldn't be a surprise if that was an actual thing before quickly whispering, "Status Screen." No such luck however as the screen never appeared,

"Huh, well at least that rules out one possibility. And the less headaches I have to deal with." Adam said before getting up from the grass. He felt something heavy behind his back however as he nearly fell over on his ass. Looking behind him, he saw a rather iconic Soviet Avtomat Kalashnikov hanging over his shoulder with a strap. Luckily, he had already knew how to fire assault rifles thanks to various firing ranges near his home. He examined the rifle, and to his surprise, it seemed to be factory-new considering the fact Remnant never made these sorts of things. However that brought up another problem, did Remnant make ammunition for these types of weapons and did the rifle accept Dust cartridges?

"Oh well, another problem for another time." Adam said before checking his SEVA suit for any damages, before finding the most valuable object to him ever…

"Ah ha! I still have my vodka!" Adam said, taking out a rather large bottle of vodka triumphantly. He consumed half of his precious vodka that held so dear to him before stopping to question himself, "Wait, does Remnant produce vodka? If not, then I better save this for celebrations and whatnot." Adam put his favorite Kalashnikov vodka back within his SEVA suit.

"Anyways, I better see what kind of goddamned quests I have to do if this is anything like S.T.A.L.K.E.R." Adam talked to himself before looking at his PDA, and as expected, he had a single question waiting for him. 'Get to the nearest town before the next emission arrives'. Adam looked over the objective heading towards Beac- Wait, emission? Adam blinked twice, before looking at the sky around him. It was a clear night sky with the only thing being the shattered moon,

"Wait, an emission is a wave of radiation in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Does this mean instead of radiation there is a wave of Grimm?" Adam quickly looked around, noting the red eyes within the densely packed forest. This was his signal to run towards the nearest town or civilization while shouting at the top of his lungs, "Grebanyy Suka!"

[Vale, Midnight]

Adam 'Vladimir' Cry was not a happy man. He had to run over 4 miles before arriving at a town to avoid the horde of Grimm that was following him, he was out of breath, tired, and bitchy as all hell. Adam muttered under his breath, "Trakhni menya." He was currently within the middle of town, checking out his PDA. The objective had been completed, however tabs on the top of the PDA had appeared, 'Inventory, GPS, Stats' Adam read off from the PDA. He sighed before thinking to himself,

'Oh well, atleast I don't have to shout whenever I want options to appear. Anyways, how the hell happens if I lose my PDA and how the hell do I use inventory?' Adam thought, before doing a quick experiment. He looked at his inventory, seeing how the SEVA suit was still equipped within his body armor slot. He dragged it to his inventory and suddenly the suit simply disappeared from his body. He was now back to wearing a simple brown bandit outfit minus the ski mask and felt much lighter after taking off the SEVA suit. He also thought of dragging his AK off to his inventory before realizing what a bad idea that would be considering the amount of Grimm. For now, he was content looking like a bandit carrying a standard AK before realizing something,

"Wait, does this mean I have to help Remnant and RWBY out now?" Adam said quietly to himself before realizing that would have to be the case. He put his hands on his forehead and groaned, he did not want to be part of some goddamned story. However this gave him the excuse to actually do something with his life however considering within reality you can't just simply become a bandit wandering wastelands without being arrested for some bullshit. He checked his PDA inventory looking at his ammo cache before nearly fainting, he had over a thousand rounds within his inventory and five hundred extra of armor piercing. However something he noticed was a tiny little description at the bottom of the ammunition icon saying, 'Non-Dust'.

Great, no dust for ammunition, however he was thankful for the fact that he was given ammo in the first place. However he didn't know how effective it would be against Grimm or Aura enhanced people. Another problem would be the gunpowder and ammunition supplies if the rifle didn't accept Dust rounds, and he certainly did not want to lose his new shiny Kalashnikov if he had to participate in a battle. After a few moments of thinking, Adam looked back at his PDA to find he indeed have a stats menu based off the 'Gamer' webcomic.

"Oh great, I do have the ability of a gamer, fantastic." Adam said sarcastically, in truth, it would've been better if he was able to bring his brother along for the ride. Although, thinking about it, it would've been a terrible idea considering how much of a pyromaniac he is and his obsession with masks. Adam clapped his hands together before stating,

"Whelp, time to start my crazy adventure!" Adam shouted, gaining a few looks at those who were still out during midnight. However, he had to find a hotel first, he might've not felt tired but his mind told him to go to sleep.

A few moments of walking around, Adam found a store which he recognized all too well from RWBY, 'From Dust Till Dawn' the illuminated sign said. He frowned, with his luck he knew exactly what was going to happen. He watched as a little girl with a red cape with a black and red ski- Er, combat skirt entered the store. He sighed as he checked his stats quickly before noticing something which he should've noticed earlier, he was only level one. Quickly Adam's mind went to panic mode as he realized something at the same time, he was fucking weaker than Jaune! However, as he started to settle down, he realized he had probably the turning factor if the fight with Torchwick ever came, his Avtomat Kalashnikov. He quickly equipped his SEVA suit which surprisingly had been modified to hold 5 artifacts, not like he was ever going to find any in Remnant, and headed towards the store.

Ruby Rose was not the most attentive person when it came to her surroundings, especially when she didn't notice an armored person wearing a dark green suit walking into the store. For now, she was too busy reading a magazine about weapons whilst listening to her music. However Ruby felt a slight tapping at her shoulder and came face-to-face with a person wearing some red glasses,

"Yes?" Ruby asked curious on what he wanted.

"I said, put your hands in the air, now!" The man with glasses shouted at her violently.

"Are you… robbing me?"

"Yes!"

"Ooohhh." That was all that Ruby said, before a man with dark green armor knocked the guy on the head with a strange looking rifle. The masked figure looked at Ruby before asking,

"Hey, want to help me deal with the guys outside?" Ruby looked at him before gently nodding her head.

Within a few short moments, Torchwick saw one of his goons flying out the window of the Dust shop. He saw a little girl in red and a strange individual wearing some sort of military armor. He was slightly annoyed that he couldn't have this operation go smoothly,

"Okayyy…" Torchwick said before staring at the other goons and shouted at them. "Get them!"

Ruby and Adam were surrounded by goons, however Adam had quickly dispatched his side with his Avtomat Kalashnikov while Ruby on the other hand had also taken them out rather quickly with a rather large scythe, which didn't bother Adam with the fact it was so huge. Torchwick looked down at his used-to-be goons in shame,

"You were worth every cent. Truly, you were." Torchwick muttered to himself before looking at Adam and Ruby, "Well, Red and Green, I think we can all say it's been an eventful evening, and as much as I'd love to stick around…" Torchwick opened up his cane to reveal a small crosshair sight attached to the end of it, "I'm afraid this is where we part ways." Torchwick said as he fired a round near Ruby and Adam.

Adam dodged the round while Ruby had leaped over the blast radius. After looking around, Ruby had spotted Torchwick climbing a ladder off the side of a building before looking at the old man in the shop,

"You okay if we go after him?" Ruby asked, getting a nod from the old man as an ok.

"Wait, I neve-" Adam didn't finish as he was practically dragged with Ruby to go after Torchwick. Disoriented, Adam looked around to see Torchwick had gotten to the edge of the building before Ruby shouted, "Hey!" Looking to find the source of the voice, Torchwick looked at Ruby or 'Red' and scoffed,

"Persistent..." Torchwick said as a Bullhead rose behind him, he stepped onto the Bullhead which had it's doors open and shouted as he threw a red Dust crystal, "End of the line, Red and Green." Torchwick shot at the crystal, which resulted with a large explosion on top of the tower. Torchwick laughed before noticing something on the roof which he called out to the pilot,

"We got a huntress!" Roman shouted before a woman in a purple cape summoned a blast above the craft, causing what was essentially a deadly hailstorm above the craft. However the pilot, which was a woman in a red dress, caused a giant fireball to head towards the purple dressed woman. As Adam was watching all this, he checked his stats casually and found he had increased to wait… Level 20 already? The hell did he reach level 20 so easily? However, before he could ask another question to himself, he was shoved out of the way of a giant explosion of fiery hell to see the Bullhead start to fly off. He raised his rifle and shot at hit, causing it minor damage but seemingly hit a pipe within it as it was now leaking, Dust?

"Your a Huntress!" Ruby shouted with joy as she looked upon the purple dressed woman, "Can I have your autograph?"

Adam facepalmed, seeing how they were probably going to be interrogated about the whole situation. However he couldn't help but also smile at the little girl's enthusiasm as they were walking away to probably the nearest police station.

Hello! This is Cloneguy here!

I just wanted to say that this is my first, well, technically second fan fiction story. If you liked this story or not, please send me a PM or leave a review on how my writing is! And if you really liked it, favorite and share it with your friends!

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P.S. I'm not actually Russian, I used google translate for this.