Clem, tell us who you ship yourself with

Clem: Well I used to like Nick...but then I dropped that mother fucker. So nobody I guess.

Nick: We were never even together!

Clem: I know and I'm glad. Maybe Duck if he isn't a jerk again!

I already asked S1 crew this so I'll ask S2 crew the same! Coffee or tea? And how do you take it? (Javi can also answer)

Javier: I'd have to say coffee.

Luke: Tea.

Nick: Neither really.

Pete: Coffee

Rebecca: Tea

Alvin: Coffee

Bonnie: Tea as long as it's not warm.

No, Sarah isn't a man! Girls can have sex with other girls! I'm saying that she used her tongue, not a dick!

Gill: Well why the heck is she a possibility as the other parent then!?

Duck: I think they meant Luke's the father.

Author) Did you ever expect these stories to be as big and popular as they have come to be? I didn't!

Nope.

When I said I didn't expect these stories to be as big and popular as they are, I wasn't saying I don't like them! I just never expected them to get so big!

I know.

Servants, come hither!
*Luke and Nick come forward.*
Nicholas, would you please bring me my copy of Dawn of The Planet of The Apes? And Lucas, will you get me some hot chocolate? Do all this, and you will both have the weekend off!

Nick and Luke do as they're told and run off in celebration.

Kenny, I asked you if you're a sucker for pain. Have you never heard that song, before?

Kenny: Nope.

I would have to agree, the show ruined Negan's character. The comic version is way better.

It happens.

Does anyone here think that Lee is a sex addict?

Everyone: Yep.

Sirius Black kind of deserved Azkaban, as he attempted to murder Snape when there were kids, by tricking Snape where Lupin was when we was a werewolf. Almost getting Snape killed.

But, I guess attempted murder isn't a crime, because date rape is okay love potion is date rape is okay.

As true as it is, it's over looked because Sirius is a good guy! :D Yeah stuff like that gets glossed over in the books, although you could say he did get what was coming to him since he was in Azkaban and then Snape got to mentally laugh at him because he couldn't go outside like him. You could especially say he got it when he died in book 5.

well in that case Lee I hear he's in the next town over want me to drag him here?

Lee: That's okay. I'll go over there and beat the shit outta him before Clementine sees.

Clem: I'm right here. Who are you talking about?

Alvin) Here. I got you those porno magazines you wanted. Just go into the bathroom, block the cameras in the cabinet, the sink, the toilet, and the shower, and enjoy yourself!

Alvin: Yes! *runs off to the bathroom*

Why is everyone here talking about Harry Potter?

Someone had something about what houses everyone would probably be in if they went to Hogwarts

Lee, whip it out!
Lee: Okay!
*Lee rips off all of his clothes, revealing... a censor bar.*
Kenny: Damn it! I wanted to see it!
Jane: WHAAAT?

Carley: Put your clothes on, fool!