This is inspired by a fanfiction that I currently read. The title is 'things that are no longer allowed to do'. Although that I read the original (skippy's list), everyone is having their own version of it so I write my own and here it goes!

Disclaimer: Super Smash Bros belongs to Nintendo. I only wrote this fic for pure fun.

Second: English is my second language so expect some grammatical errors that you will enconter throughout the story.

Smash law 1: By my orders, Bowser is NOT allowed to kidnap Princess Peach while the tournament is still ongoing-MH

"Hehehe...this time I'll get her for real." Bowser said, he is hiding in the bushes. He spies on the certain princess who is sitting and drinking tea. Princess Peach is reading her book when she didn't noticed that Bowser is watching her. The koopa king went out of his hiding place and began to sneak behind the princess, sack on his hands. When he was now behind the princess' back, he lift the sack to put her in. Before the Princess knew that she is being spied on, she was put inside the sack and Bowser carried her like a potato sack.

Unknown to the turtle, a certain hylian saw these events.

"Mario!" Link shouted while running. Mario turned around to see Link, catching his breath and with a distraught face. "What's wrong-a, Link?"

"Princess Peach," Link said in between breaths. "She is kidnapped by Bowser!"

"Mamma Mia!" Mario exclaimed then began to run outside. "Where did Bowser take Peach-a?"

"Bowser!" Peach shouted at him angrily while glaring at the Koopa King who is laughing. She was bound in a chair. "I swear that if I get out of here, I will report this incident to Master Hand!"

Bowser stopped laughing when he hears Peach's statement. "Oh no. They don't know this place, so it will be a matter of time-"

Before he completed his statement, suddenly the door burst into flames and on it was Mario, a fire ball in his hands.

"Mario!" Peach exclaimed happily.

"What-" before Bowser could react, Mario hurl the fireball onto the Koopa king, hitting him in the butt. Bowser suddenly scream while running in circles to put the flames out. This took Mario an opportunity to untie Peach from her binds.

"Thank you, Mario!" Peach said then she kissed Mario on the cheek.

Mario's face turned red. "You're welcome-a. Let's get out of here and report this to Master Hand-a."

Peach nodded and the two went outside the shack, which is near to the mansion.

Several hours later, a furious Master Hand found Bowser and as his punishment, he was running in circles but this time in the mansion field.

And chapter one is done! If you have any laws in mind, feel free to suggsest.

Criticism is welcome!