Author's Note: So this exists because quite often I see a lot of people use an apostrophe(') to pluralize Bellas. That's not proper, it should be Bellas, as Beca explains. Also, I'm contemplating a Pitch Perfect-Glee Crossover, I'm just not sure what pairing direction to go. Should it be Chaubrey or Bechloe? Let me know in reviews or a private message or whatever


"Alright ladies, that seems like a good place to end things." Aubrey calls out after they complete a run through of their set list. "Some of you need to work on your cardio so we can have stamina when it's time for competition."

"Maybe you, Chloe, Beca, and I can do some cardio together." Stacie suggested with a wink to her blonde girlfriend.

"Stacie!" Aubrey called out, a blush creeping across her face.

"What, I was thinking we could go for a run." Stacie replied, acting innocent.

"A run to Chloe and Aubrey's apartment to have sex." Fat Amy stage whispered, earning a glare from Aubrey.

"As fun as that sounds, I've got a shift at the station." Beca says, her phone letting her know she'd gotten a text.

Jesse: Hey, you done with the Bella's yet? Ready to stack some dated audio storage devices?

"It's ok, we can come up with ways to entertain ourselves." Chloe said, kissing Beca's cheek. "See you in a few hours. Try not to kill Jesse"


"Hey Becster, how's your day going?" Jesse asked as Beca made her way to the table filled with milk crates.

"It's a day." Beca shrugged. "Hey, about that text you sent."

"What about it?" Jesse asked, looking a bit confused.

"You don't use an apostrophe to pluralize words. Like ever." Beca explained to him.

"Don't you?" He asked, thinking things over. "Are you sure?"

"Positive." Beca nodded. "Apostrophes are for contractions and possession. Like, how saying you're a goofball is y-o-u apostrophe r-e and not y-o-u-r. Grammar's important, English is a language fraught with subtle grammatical nuances." Beca explains as she comes across the B-52s album 'Cosmic Thing'. "Take the song Love Shack for example. If Fred had asked 'y-o-u-r what!?' instead of the other way, 'Tin roof rusted' takes on a completely different meaning."

"I guess I see what you're saying." Jesse said, as a smile crossed his face.

"What're you thinking of now?" Beca asked, raising an eyebrow at him.

"Oh, nothing, I just said something George Strait said in the movie Pure Country." Jesse explained.

"You know I don't watch movies, and why would I even watch something called Pure Country?" Beca asked.

"Because it's a good story and it's got good music if you're a country fan." Jesse explained. "My mom likes it."

"I see." Beca said. "But anyway..."

"Blues Traveler, from Four, played at the end of Kingpin." Jesse interrupted her.

"If you say so." Beca said. "I mean yes I know the song, but again, not into movies so I wouldn't know it. And it's off of their first album, not Four."

"You really should let me give you a movie-cation." Jesse suggested.

"And when precisely would this happen?" Beca asked. "Between classes, homework, Bella practices, working here, and spending time with my girlfriends, I don't have a lot of free time. It's part of why I wish we didn't need to sleep, so I can have more time to do the things I want to be doing. And no, before you ask, none of those things involve watching movies."

"What about D.E.B.S.? Jordana Brewster plays a lesbian criminal mastermind." Jesse suggests.

"Let me guess, she ends up falling in love with the woman tasked with catching her?" Beca asks, causing Jesse to drop his jaw in surprise.

"How did you know?" Jesse asked "Did you see it? Or previews?"

"So I was right?" Beca asked.

"I mean there's more to it than that, but basically yes." Jesse confirmed.

"Oh, the woman who goes after her didn't realize she liked girls till meeting Jordana's character?" Beca guessed again.

"Seriously, are you sure you didn't see it?" Jesse questioned in a surprised tone.

"No, I swear on Ellen and Portia I haven't." Beca shook her head. "But it illustrates my point, movies are predictable. All you had to do was tell me she played a criminal or whatver and apparently I sussed out a good deal of the plot of the movie."

"The Crying Game?" Jesse suggested

"C'mon, everyone knows that's the one where the girl is actually a guy played by the dude that played Ra in Stargate. It's part of the cultural zeitgeist." Beca chided him.

"How did you know he was in Stargate?" Jesse asked, continuing to be surprised by Beca.

"My mom's girlfriend likes it." was Beca's simple reply as she moved about the shelves.

"Your mom's gay?" Jesse asked.

"No, and I don't believe I'm actually saying this, but her girlfriend is." Beca said, rolling her eyes.

"I'm learning so much about you tonight." Jesse stated in disbelief

"It's amazing what you'll learn when you ask relevant questions." Beca said before breaking into laughter upon seeing the next record she had to put away.

"What's so funny?" Jesse asked. Beca said nothing, only showed him the album. Frank Zappa's Apostrophe (')