A/N: Why not start off with some thanks. I can see that a lot of people are enjoying this piece so, much. Thanks for the support.

That being said, It's time for a third person 'daily life' chapter for Hikigaya and Miura today. Like I said in the last one, that is what I'll do this time. Next time will be a Yumiko POV chapter, and of course, after that….

The story of how Hikigaya Hachiman fell in love with Miura Yumiko. I think it's gonna be a two shot.

This chapter takes place around two days after chapter 1, where Hikigaya joins the Service Club.

Story Start!

Third-Person POV

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"But why not?!"

"Because NO." said the legendary loner-kun himself, Hikigaya Hachiman. The protagonist of this story. The protagonist of this romantic comedy that he has plunged himself into.

Actually, that's a lie. This story had all the potential in the world to be a romantic comedy, but apparently the main character here has broken the order of the universe and already gotten himself a girlfriend. Tch, what a waste of potential awkward and perverted romcom-

"Oi, shut the hell up!" screamed Hikigaya at me, the narrator. That hurts, you knooooow?

"Who are you talking to, Hikio?"

"No one. Just the ravings of a crazy person." grumbled Hikigaya.

"Okay…. Again, I repeat myself, why not?" she muttered.

"Alright, Yumiko, for the last time, I'm not buying a smartphone." said Hikigaya again, firmly.

"You need to give me a reason." asked Yumiko, frowning as she held his hand as they stared at the displays they had at a mall in Chiba.

"Because it's a waste of money? There are literally only three people I talk to, my mother, Komachi and You. It's useless to spend so much money on a phone I'll hardly use to contact people." he said, staring at the smartphone device he held in his other hand.

"Ah! There, you're missing the point. My dear loner boyfriend, I'll have you know, smartphones were invented for the sole purpose of never using your phone to talk to anyone ever again!" She said, with a smile as if she were the sales person herself.

"What…? Then what do you do on it?" asked Hikigaya, confused, and scratching his head.

"Hm… Allow me to enlighten you!" she said, and with lightning fast speeds, she grabbed the phone from his hands and quickly prepared a demonstration.

"With this smartphone, you can… Browse the web!" She said, pulling out some news article. Hikigaya, while staring at her said nothing and didn't change his facial expression at all. From Yumiko's experience, that usually meant she had successfully captured his attention.

"You can play games!" she said, pulling out some pre-installed fighting game. His eyes brightened a bit, as they should. It was a mobile version of the RPG he was playing on his so-called 'Vita-chan' at the moment.

"You can watch videos online!" she said, pulling out the YouTube app. He wasn't too impressed with that.

"Look, you can even read your trashy light novels on this thing!" His face went sour at the comment but grabbed the phone anyway as he began reading the familiar lines of a light novel he was reading last week.

'Gotcha.' Thought the Fire-queen, smiling darkly at her victory.

Twenty minutes later

Hikigaya walked out of the store with a new black smartphone that was remarkably slim and complemented the look of anyone who was using it. He had already set up the phone on purchase and walked out of the store with Yumiko next to him admiring and directing each step of downloading the right apps play the trashy RPGs and Light Novels to read right on his phone.

In fact Yumiko seemed to be in a great mood. Almost too good of a mood. Hikigaya decided to shrug it off when he left her that day to go home.

Night time, Hikigaya's room

Hikigaya nearly dropped his brand new phone on the ground when he saw the picture on his phone. It now lay on his bed in front of him face down, and heard it buzz again, with him almost scared to pick it up.

"Oye, Hikio, pick up your phone and hold it up!" came the voice on the other end, rather irritated.

"B-but… no!" he nearly screamed.

"H-hey, this is embarrassing for me too, ok?! Just be glad I'm such a nice girlfriend!" she shot back. Hikigaya, slowly raised the phone towards an angle for his eyes bringing to life the VideoTime app, only to see one Miura Yumiko in nothing but her panties and bra, with a heavy blush on her face.

See, couples had this thing with the smartphone generation when they were away from each other for extended periods of time, to do their 'obligatory duties' to each other over the phone, Also known as Sexting, or Skype sex.

This was one of those moments, and this was precisely the reason Miura Yumiko was so excited today.

Hikigaya however, was pretty much caught off guard on all ends and was almost mortified at the sight.

"I… I don't know what to say." replied Hikigaya. Yumiko also straightened her face up and looked at the camera back at him. They stared at each other with no words being said for the next 30 minutes before they ended the call.

The next day, Afternoon

The next day Kawa-something-san walked on to get her daily smoke on the school roof only to barge in on what was probably the hottest make-out session of Hikigaya and Miura's entire relationship, Hikigaya's shirt half unbuttoned and all.

From then on, Hikigaya was finally appreciating his smartphone decision, Miura Yumiko was having the time of her life, and Honda-san was telling her Kei-chan to protect herself from depraved dead-fished men when she grew older.

A/N: A shorter one I know, but I'm trying to get back into things. I've been busy trying to do well in school.