Chapter 1: The Beginning

(It was just another typical day at the Loud House. Lincoln Loud was in his room reading Ace Savvy comics in his underwear, while his sisters were doing their usual activities.)

Lincoln: "Aaahhh...nothing like reading Ace Savvy in my undies to pass the time."

(Lincoln turns to face the readers.)

Lincoln: "You know, when you live in a family like this, there are times when a member of that family moves out, which might happen to Lori in the near future."

(Lincoln hears his watch beeping and checks it.)

Lincoln: "Oh! It's time for the next episode of The Dream Boat."

Lincoln drops his comic book, puts his pants on, and rushes downstairs.

A few minutes later...

Lincoln and his sisters were sitting on the couch watching The Dream Boat until the first commercial break started. The oldest Loud sister, Lori, picks up her cell phone and starts chatting with her boyfriend, Bobby Santiago.

Lori: "So, Bobby...I think that Bronson might be Karen's first mate this episode."

Luna: "My money's still on Brock."

(Just then, a commercial came on with a tough looking hispanic man selling motorcycles.)

Salesman: "Hey, folks! My name is Alex Santiago! Do you wanna ride like men? Well, me and my amigos have great deals at Santiago Superbikes! Fast bikes for $49.99! If you don't like these bikes, then you are a stupid coward! We are open from 10 to 10 every day! Santiago Superbikes! Located on I-75, south of Royal Woods and north of Detroit! This is Alex Santiago saying 'Remember my name, buy my bikes, and ride like men!'"

(The commercial ends.)

Luna: "Awesome bikes!"

Lisa: "I see no generosity in that man."

Luan: "Well, I guess that's the cycle of life! (laughs) Get it?"

Lori: "Bobby? I gotta ask you something. Have you seen this Santiago Superbikes commercial? Are you related to that guy? Ooooo...that's interesting. Would you mind introducing him to me? Come on, Boo-Boo Bear...it's time I got to know your family, besides Ronnie Anne. Aaaww, thanks. You're a real sweetheart. Me and my family will see you at your house. Kissy-kissy!"

(Lori hangs up.)

Lincoln: "What was all that about?"

Lori: "We are all going to meet Bobby's father for the first time."

Leni: "Ooooh! What does he look like?"

Lynn: "Seriously? You saw the commercial."

Lincoln: "I don't know if I should go...that guy looks kinda scary."

(Lucy appears next to Lincoln.)

Lucy: "What does that make me?"

(Lincoln screams.)

Lori: "Please, Lincoln. You know Ronnie Anne lives there."

Lincoln blushes while his sisters start gushing at him.

Lincoln: "Uuhhh...you know Ronnie and I are just friends."

Luna: "Come on, bro...don't deny it."

Lori: "Yeah. I can't have Bobby breaking up with me again...not when we're about to meet his father."

Lincoln: "Alright, I'll come...but only because Ronnie Anne's my friend."

Lori: "Yes! I gotta tell mom and dad."

Two hours later...

(The Loud family was getting ready to leave for the Santiago residence.)

Lisa: "I would be careful around this Mr. Santiago character."

Lola: "For once, I agree with Lisa."

Lincoln: "Yep...this is going to be a long day."

(They all got in Vanzilla and went off to the Santiago's house.)

Okay, so this is my first time writing a fanfic. I know it's not much but this chapter is for setup purposes. Tell me what you think?

P.S. I don't own the Loud House. It is property of Chris Savino and Nickelodeon.