You know your obsessed with Stargate...

1) When you write or read Stargate Fanfiction.

2) When almost anything reminds you of Stargate.

3) When you start being sarcastic.

4) When you find yourself saying indeed more than you should.

5) If you found the real unused lyrics to the sg1 theme song.

6) When you think you've been cloned.

7) When someone offers you a Jaffa cake and you say that you're not a Goa'uld, so you don't need one.

8) When someone mentions little green aliens, and you correct them by saying that they are grey.

9) When you refer to Stargate characters as your personal friends.

10) When you understand Sam's 'Techno Babble'.

11) When you know how the Stargate works scientifically.

12) When you know how to work the DHD/Stargate/Asgard technology/Goa'uld Technology/Any alien technology.

13) When you know the addresses for all of your favorite planets.

14) When you're convinced that the Stargate is real and you can explain why.

15) When you start speaking in Ancient and or Goa'uld.

16) When people start declining to go fishing with you.

17) If you thought of Carson for the last one.

18) If you were one of the peaceful protesters protesting Carson's death.

19) If when Carson/Janet/Daniel or anyone else died, you mourned.

20) When you know the backstory of every character.

21) When you've tried to find where exactly the Stargate was buried.

22) When you have too many Stargate pictures.

23) When you do a history project on the Stargate.

24) When you write a 20 page essay on wormholes.

25) If you think someone you know works for the Stargate program and won't tell you.

26) When you have a crush on one or more of the characters.

27) If you named your children or pets after Stargate characters.

28) When you try to perfect your one eye arch look.

29) When you play online games in the hopes that the Stargate program hid a equation in it for you to solve.

30) When you refer to all snakes as Junior.

31) When your entire computer screen is filled with Stargate references.

32) When you can name all of the episodes and what happened in them.

33) If when you must fight, you insist on doing so with wooden sticks.

34) When you start naming all the Wraith.

35) When you greet people by saying 'Come Trya!'.

36) When you refuse to eat citrus fruit.

37) When you like farris wheels.

38) When you swear Sam is Mcgyver.

39) When you remember Jonas.

40) When you remember lieutenant Tyler

41) If when you say Hamond of Texas, you do the hand gesture.

42) When you know that Amanda Tapping has a career other than as Samantha Carter.

43) If you knew that Amanda Tapping was pregnant with her daughter during production of Sg1, that's why Sam went to Area 51.

44) When you know which sport Christopher Judge played.

45) When you know the joke of 'O'neill with two L's'

46) When you spend hours working on lists of obsessions like this one.

47) If you agree with everything on this list.

48) When... The Setesh guard nose drips.

I will write more if this is a hit.