Tale of two half-sisters
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
AN: the person I'm using for Dipper and Wendy's daughter is Tulip; a character from a Cartoon Network show called 'Infinity Train'. I strongly recommend watching it! It's on youtube right now!
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Mable whistled a merry tune as she skipped through her Gruncle Stan's Fairground. "Hey, Pacifica!" She shouts!
"Uh...hey." Said Pacifica awkwardly as she quickly ran the other direction. Mable looked at this confused. Huh, she's been acting weird since that incident at Pioneer day...Oh, well! Thought Mable dismissively to herself.
She then kept skipping along...then she saw him...the cutest piggie in the world! It then gave out the cutest squeal!
"Mable! He called me Mable!" Asserted Mable as she ran toward the pig pen. "I'm going to name you waddles!"
NO!
Suddenly, Mable found herself tackled and thrown away from the pig pen-
BOOM!
Which then explodes...killing all the pigs...and Sprott...
"Waddles?" Whimpered a now teary eyed Mable. "Hey, are you alright?" Asked the person who tackled her. Mable turned to said person. "Wendy?" She asked confused. She rubs the tears from her eyes, and then sees that it wasn't her teenage friend. True the girl had the same height and red hair...but she was wearing glasses...and a leopard skin bikini?
"Wha- who are you!? Why'd my pig explode? What are you wearing!?"
The girl flustered... "Uh...right...those are all perfectly reasonable questions...and I- LOOK A DREAMBOAT!"
"WHERE!? Shouts Mable as she turns to spot the cutie.
Wow, Dad was right, back then Aunt Mable really couldn't stay serious to save her own life back then. Thought Tulip Pines to herself as she ran away. She then pulls out a communicator.
"One-one? Yeah, it's me...The Styx have pretty much fracked the time line...so were going to plan B!"
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"I don't know if it's a Panda or a duck...But I want it!" Shouted Wendy excitedly. Dipper nodded and happily volunteered to win it for her..only...there wasn't anyone manning the booth.
Dipper peered into it. "Hello? Anyone there?"
Tulip cursed; they were here already! She was still undoing her great Gruncle Stan's sabotage that prevented anyone from winning! She couldn't let them see her! She was breaking enough rules as it was!
Under the counter she tried to make her voice sound gruff; "Uh- (COUGH!) I'm here! Just- Just some technical difficulties! Won't- won't, take a moment!"
"Oh...Okay then...is there anything we can do to help?" Offered Wendy.
"NO! Er- I mean no...Union rules! Yeah, no one but me is allowed to be in here...might cost me my dental plan y'know?"
"Oh...okay then." Responded Wendy.
Shoot, their either going to get suspicious or get bored and leave soon! I need to hurry! Tulip re-doubled her efforts and quickly finished rigging it so that there was no way her father could miss.
"Okay- (cough) This- This might take awhile...why don't you go ahead and play?" Without getting out from under the counter she quickly reaches up and plops a ball in front of Dipper. "On the house!"
"Oh...okay, thank you." Thanked Dipper as he promptly threw the ball and knocked down all the bottles.
Both Dipper and Wendy cheered. "Hey! Good for you! You win!" Shouts Tulip as she quickly sprinkles a concentrated dose of pheromones onto a Panda-duck and slaps it onto the counter without getting up from under the counter.
Wendy squealed as Dipper handed her the stuffed animal. "Thank you Dipper that was awesome!" She leans over and gives him a peck on the check...she slowly breaks it off...and stares at him...she just can't help it...neither can...
Wow...did Dippers whole thing...just get hot? Thought a very flustered Wendy. Dang...Wendy is now even more- Just dang! I feel...drunk just looking at her! Thought an equally flustered Dipper.
Tulip peeked over the counter. Yes! The pheromones are doing their work! The time line is restored! She thought as both her parents leaned in to have their first kiss-
ZAP!
A bolt of energy passed between the two potential lovers, forcing them to break off their kiss..as well destroying a good part of the booth.
Both Wendy and Dipper looked in shock at the person who'd shot at them. She was a teenage blonde, was wearing a Victorian/steampunk-ish frock coat, and wore a peculiar mechanized skull mask...and now had a gun pointed at Wendy's head.
"Corduroy, step away from my father." Stated Emily Pines flatly.
"What?" Stated both Dipper and Wendy flatly.
"No, you step away from my parents!" Shouts Tulip as she jumps out of the wreckage of the booth; sword and wizards staff now at the ready.
"WHAT!?" Shouted both Dipper and Wendy.
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Nearby, Pacifica watched the drama...
That's the girl that saved me...
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Blendin also watched from nearby...terrified.
"Oh, boy!" He turns to his com-link. "CODE MARZIPAN GUYS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"
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And in a nearby closet...a tied up Robbie was annoyed.
"Will you please let me go?" "Nope." Stated the tiny spherical robot known as One-One.
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: This story was inspired by the Deviantartist Markmak
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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