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Chapter 29- "Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket."

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I'm such a huge fan of the title for this chapter tbh.

Also, get ready for the actual dumbest joke I've ever set up. It's not funny. I'm sorry.

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His robes billowing around him, Snape glared at Draco and I. From behind him appeared Professor McGonagall and Snoop Dogg.

"Oh Satan!" I jumped up and tried to cover myself with the blanket.

Professor McGonagall barked out, "Come with us, now."

I quickly stood up and got dressed, trying to cover myself as much as possible. I spotted Draco trying to do the same. Snape plucked the camera out of Vampires hands, as Snoop Dogg walked to Draco's desk and picked up the caramel.

"Hey, that's ours!" shouted Draco as he finished putting back on his shirt. Snoop ignored him. Enraged, Draco stormed over to Snape, "Dumbledore knows your little secret. Now, give us back our camera or I'll send you straight to St Mungo's!"

Snoop Dogg pulled him back and laughed, "There's no way anyone will believe Dumbledore. The whole ministry already thinks he's crazy." He popped a caramel into his mouth.

"Will you lot shut up?" glared McGonagall, "Lets go."

We followed the teachers and Snoop Dogg further into the depths of the castle until we reached a stone room. Chains were littered around the edges of it and a wooden rack with a number of torture devices hung along the right wall. Draco looked at McGonagall, his voice shaking, "I didn't think you were into anything this kinky."

She didn't respond and just glared at us. I felt my eyes fill with tears and as one dripped down my cheek, Vampire dried it with a black handkerchief. I looked at him gratefully, until I watched his eyes harden. He reached into his waistband and pulled out a gun, pointing it at Snape. When I looked at Snape, he pointed a similar glock at Vampire.

I pointed my wand at Snape and nearly screamed out a curse.

I don't know who fired first, but somehow- even at nearly point blank range- neither were injured. I stopped the curse, and then felt something cold wrap around my legs. It suddenly jerked back. I fell to the ground, feeling the air leave my chest. I watched as the same thing happened to both Vampire and Draco. I shouted, suddenly realizing how terrified I was.

McGonagall said something to Snape, and then left. He looked down at me, then walked over to the hanging rack. When he turned back around, he held a whip in his hands.

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