AN: Greetings and Salutations, here is a brand new story for all of you about Rei and Jed. Art by: じじ山 who I love and adore. I don't own sailor moon but I do claim rights to this plot... Enjoy!

Rei's eyes didn't flutter open, if anything they sluggishly let the blinding light of day in. What time was it anyway? She turned to look at the clock that read ten am. How unlike her to sleep in so late, suddenly a pain came to her head, that explains it. She groaned as her head hit the pillow with a thump. Alcohol, a large consumption of alcohol did this to her. 'I don't even like to drink,' she thought to herself before trying this waking up thing one more time. Rei realized she wasn't really appropriately dressed, she blushed, sleeping nude at the shrine? What in the world did she do last night? Suddenly she felt the rustling in the bed and her eyes just about fell out of her head. She wasn't alone? REI WASN'T ALONE! She slowly turned to look at the slumbering human next to her but the poor sap had the blankets pulled up over their face and made it impossible to find out who she shared the bed with last night. Rei blushed even more, well this isn't good, she quickly grabbed up some cloths and made herself halfway decent. Rei could see the trail of cloths from her bedroom door, thank goodness they just started there. Rei started picking up the clothing, one by one grabbing up the trail of shame that lead to her bed. Then she picked up tee shirt and the cologne hit her nose and shock hit her face. Suddenly Rei's sleeping companion shuffled, pulling back the covers to only confirm Rei's greatest fears. There with his mopey blond curls that only belonged to one man, Jedite. Rei wanted to rip up his shirt in her hands, how did this happen? Who's grand idea was this!? She as sure as hell wasn't going to say it was hers though she clearly thought it was ok to take her arch nemesis to her house for a romp in the covers.

Rei frantically tried to remember what happened last night. What weird kind of event brought these two together. Rei groaned holding her head in sheer pain, if this is a hang over she will never drink again! How did she even meet up with Jed? Anytime she would see him she would either try to a. punch him out or b. avoid any kind of contact whatsoever or c. shout at him till her friends pulled her away. Clearly someone thought it was a good idea to let them get drunk and socialize. But who? Rei thought back to the only part of yesterday she could remember... Lunch

"I hate him, I hate him, I hate him," Rei was counting off all the things she liked about Jedite and her friends were not amused.

"You didn't hate him back on the moon," Mina said with a raised eyebrow, Rei has gotten more and more hostile to the short haired blond man anytime he would come into Rei's line of sight. Rei's eyes filled with fire as she glared down to Mina, her past self isn't her present self and despite her memories of their happy life on the moon fresh in her mind even after all this time she still didn't let it cloud Rei's opinion of the current reincarnation of Jedite.

"I hate him now, and since I don't plan on time travel any time soon I will continue hating him," Rei crossed her arms in a huff. How much times does she need to explain this? Mina looked to Kunzite giving him the 'you can't say I didn't try' look. Kunzite sighed, out of all the generals returning to this life Jedite was probably the most likely to have issues getting back together with their past loves. Mars and Jedite's relationship was volatile even on the moon, it only made sense for it to have equal fire and brimstone in this life. Shockingly it's not from a lack of love, in Kunzite's opinion it's because they love each other too much so he wanted to hear Rei's opinion of her male counterpart before making any schemes. And by making schemes he means allowing Mina to make schemes... Rei thought the subject was dropped but now thinking back on the moment, it was probably the start of whatever happened last night because after that Rei stormed off which left all her friends in one place with a common goal.

Rei heard Jedite shuffle around in the covers, this time he had pushed the covers down even further exposing his bare chest. He was very fit but still kept a thin frame, Rei blushed, why does such an evil man have to be so good looking, she even liked his new tattoos... 'Think Rei think, you know it was Mina and Kunzite. Yes he isn't going to escape torture... but you need a where... where did you go?' Rei thought to herself trying to recall the very hazy last 12 hours...

The girls wanted to go out on the town for a girls only night and Rei was relived to hear it. With all these guys around she was starting to think she lost all of them to their sappy romances. Not tonight, tonight it was girls only! Rei brushed her dark violet hair calmly at her dressing table. She was beautiful, it was easy to see and when a stranger looked to the group of young adults it didn't make sense the sultry beauty was the only one without a man. A soft knock came on Rei's door and she looked in her mirror to see Lita standing there with a faint smile. "All the girls are waiting in the limo," was the only words Lita said before a sly smile curled up on Rei's lips.
"A limo? It's that a bit extreme?" her sour words fell on deaf ears, they all knew Rei too well to take her sly comments seriously,
"It was Serena's idea," Lita said and Rei nodded softly, that explained everything. Rei gathered up her bag and started down the hall Lita trailed behind her slowly.

'These girls and their plans,' Lita thought to herself hearing about the scheme Mina thought up earlier that day at lunch. From what Lita could understand both Serena and Kunzite were tired of Rei and Jed always bickering so they gave Mina a free pass on trying to get them together. Lita couldn't help but softly laugh at the memory of Mina's plan. It was so flawed a lab rat could solve it in mer moments but maybe the simplicity of it might make it work. Also if it fails Rei will never talk to Mina again...

Once the girls got to the first bar it seemed like a normal evening, it wasn't until Mina's suggestion that they go clubbing after that made this evening slightly more than normal. Also the small fact that all the girls made sure to buy Rei a drink each so now four drinks to the wind Rei was up for just about anything. Which was very apparent when she dragged Serena out to the dance floor. Its game time! Mina huddled with her remaining team mates. "Good work on the drinks, I think she is now ready for us to start step two," Mina didn't need to ask, Ami pulled our her Mercury computer typed a few keys and closed it.
"Done," Ami gave her short confirmation and a suddenly Mina saw Kunzite and the other guys walking in the only general clearly didn't know up from down was Jedite, hanging on Nephrite like he was the only thing that wasn't spinning...

"How did you get him so drunk?!" you could hear the destress in Ami's voice clearly wanting to take Jedite to the hospital not the dance floor.
"Standard, question his manhood and say the only way he can prove us his manliness is by drinking... a lot," said Zoicite frankly. Clearly it worked, Jedite poked Nephrite's face and giggled like a little school girl. This only made Mina happier as she clapped her hands together gleefully, her plans were working out.
"Ok Jed it's time to go out dancing," Mina grabbed his hand and he looked to her confused.
"Dancing? Are we at a place where you dance?" the music was so loud Jedite really couldn't hear, his head was ringing. Mina giggled at his clear confusion and just nodded, it was best he doesn't know where he is right now. The two blonds found Rei and Serena dancing around like goofballs on the dance floor. "Oh she is pretty," Jedite said focusing in on Rei who looked up to him and smiled. Mina rolled her eyes, even when he was drunk he was still in love with her.
"Rei! I'm switching your dance partners!" Mina grabbed up Serena and pushed Jedite at Rei. Serena and Mina hesitated for a moment holding their breath. This was the big moment, if Rei's walls are down enough to have him around or is her desire for her to punch him still so high. Rei grabbed Jedite's hand sweetly and whispered something into Jedite's ear, Jed in turn nodded dumbfounded.

Rei paused recalling the night blinking over and over, their plan was to get them drunk and then push them together? Rei looked over to the slumbering Jedite, and that plan worked?! Rei grunted angry at herself and her blind willingness to believe her friends had good intentions. Clearly she was a little too loud because Jedite let out a long moan and his eyes flickered open.

Jedite flapped his arm over to the other pillow and noticed it was empty. This made him smirk slightly, so she was up, of course she was awake, Jedite leaned up on his elbows and the dark haired beauty came into focus and he smiled at her dark angry face.

"Good morning beautiful," he said looking to her, dressed in just a tank top and underwear and he could not hide his smart grin. This got a pillow to his face but he didn't mind at all.

"This never happened," the venom in her voice was hard to ignore but Jedite was immune to it by now and could care less.
"I'm kind of in your bed, naked, something happened Rei," he said frankly Rei's eyes went big at the idea of him being naked, she didn't want to think about that ever, but here she is...thinking about it. "I can prove it," he added as he started to pull back the covers but Rei jumped her arms out stretched taking a large step toward him.
"Don't!" he paused and looked up at her sudden movement, "just... stay there, I believe you," she added with hesitation. Can he just disappear? Poof into another place where she isn't and then go out and seek revenge on her friends?
"Now honey I think that's the first time you have ever said you believe anything I have said," now Jedite was a clown, in Rei's opinion everything he says is a joke. This makes it hard for her to take him serious but he never uses terms of endearments unless he wants to swallow a ball of fire.

Suddenly Rei heard the distant ring of the Sailor Moon theme song playing from her phone, she jumped into action trying to find the device, Serena was calling her.

"Fighting evil by moonlight," Jedite absentmindedly sang along as he watched Rei fling her hair over her shoulder hunched over looking for the small device.
"Can you shut up and help me find my phone?!" Rei hissed at him, his off pitch voice was the last thing she ever wanted to hear. He rolled his eyes at her leaning up and grabbing at the phone on the floor throwing it to her only to lean back in the bed his hands going behind his head ready to watch as Rei haphazardly caught the phone sending another glare at him for good measure.
"Hey Serena," she spoke sweetly into the phone pulling her hair back again making her shirt ride ups and expose part of her stomach. Jedite could tell she was nervous, she wasn't standing still. Her mind was making her walk around the room picking up things that was clearly thrown about the night before. "Yeah I made it home fine, I am home now," her voice totally different from when she talked to Jedite, it was cheery, she couldn't help but smile when talking to the princess. "Why are you asking where Jedite is? Like I would know," Rei said as she turned to Jedite trying to display in an eclectic form of sign language for him not to say a word. Her direct action of running her thumb over her throat which might say 'if you talk I will kill you' to most people but Jedite decided to interpret it as 'remind me to buy myself a necklace' so he had no issue speaking to her. "I will need to get dressed before we can go out shopping Rei," he physically couldn't hold in the chuckle at Rei's eyes opening wide clenching her fist and showing a ton of control at not punching the wall. Rei tilted her head to the side and winced at Serena's next lines.
"Yeah Jedite is here. I didn't hear him bring up a lack of cloths I don't know what your talking about," deny everything, that is Rei's new plan on attack, and kill Jedite, kill him so hard that no one will ever be able to bring him back to life but first, deny everything. "Nothing happened Serena!" poor Rei was on defense until her heart dropped, and it wasn't because of Serena's questions.

It was Jedite, or she should say Jedite's phone now ringing, her head turned sharply to him as he answered with a smirk looking right into Rei's eyes as he spoke. "Hey Darien, you won't guess where I am right now…" this was too much for Rei. Her tactics were changing too quickly, she can control what Serena hears from her but not what Jedite might say to everyone else.
"Serena I need to go," she hung up her phone and dropped it promptly moving like wildfire across the room crawling onto of Jedite moving quickly to grab his phone. He chuckled trying to hold it out of her reach, it didn't last long. She could hear the muffled 'are you still here?' questions from Darien and she gripped the phone and threw it violently against the wall. It shattered, Jedite looked over to the lump of technology, she reached the end of her control. She pinned his arms above his head leaning over him her death glare was past playful,

"Well isn't this a bit of a role reversal," he said playfully a cheeky smile on his face and Rei's mind instantly flashed to last night... Rei pulled her shirt off, her eyes clouded with alcohol but her determination still peaking though and she make quick work of Jedite's shirt, "You're very dominating," Jedite said surprised about how Rei was taking the lead so suddenly her eyes fixed on his and she leaned in.
"Overpower me then," he heard her reply as a challenge and didn't take it lightly as he grabbed her arms and pushed her down on the bed making Rei let out a involuntary moan. Jed smiled down at her, he clearly forgot how much he loved their rough style of foreplay. Rei shook her head, she didn't need memories of last night not now not never. Her anger for him did subside a little but she was still ready to kill at any moment.
"This never happened," Rei was really hoping being in control of the moment might knock it into his thick, clearly lacking in common sense, skull.
"Rei you can't make this go away," Jedite's clam tone surprised her, he would normally playfully banter back with something that would make her blood boil. "Why can't I?" she asked through gritted teeth, she can make anything go away… Jedite looked right into Rei's eyes, her hair cascading around them, tickling his bare chest and oddly enough relaxing him.

"Because we are married."

AN: And that is chapter one, shocking I know, the next chapter will be out soon so no worries! Leave comments if you wish.