This is my version of what should've happened at Weirdmeggedon 3 ending and this is my first Gravity Falls fanfic
I don't own Gravity Falls only Alex Hirch does
"Curse you all I will get my revenge after this!"yelled Bill who was on the ground with dirt all over him
"Too bad Bill and the deals off"said Gideon who crosses his arms
"What are we going to do with Bill?"asked Grunkle Stan
"I think I know what to do with Bill"said Mabel
Mabel whispers to everybody about what to do with Bill and they looked at Bill and they have smirks in their faces
"Guys, what are you doing?"asked Bill as everybody surrounds him "Wait! We can talk about this everyone! No no no! Not my face! AAAH!"
At Dipper and Mabel's birthday
"Happy Birthday Dipper and Mabel"shouted everybody
"Thanks everyone!"said Dipper
"And guess what! We can stay in Gravity Falls as along as we like!"said Mabel
"That's awesome dudes! And we get to celebrate with a surprise that Mr. Pines come up with!"said Soos
"Ladies and Gentlemen and Dipper"said Grunkle Stan
"Hey!"pouted Dipper who crosses his arms
"Hey deal with it kid, now I present to you the Bill pinata!"
As Bill was hanged in a tree with a rope and he was booed by everybody
"Boo to you mortal freaks!"said Bill who crosses his arms
"You stink!"said Robbie who threw a tomato at Bill
"Hey, I just got cleaned by my man you goth freak!"said Bill who wiped off the tomato stuff off of him
"Say that one more time you little yellow dorito see what happens!"
"Now it's time to hit the pinata!"said Grunkle Stan who has baseball bats for everybody on a wagon"Stanford if you please?"
"It's my pleaser"said Stanford who hits Bill with a bat
"OW!"exclaimed Bill
"That's for using me!"
"The birthday twins are next!"said Grunkle Stan who hands them baseball bats
"Are you ready for this bro bro!"said Mabel
"Heck ya"said Dipper
"Wait wait Pine Tree and Shooting Star, we can talk about this right we can make a deal?"said Bill
"Nope, in fact this is for using Mabel to cause a acopolase in Gravity Falls!"said Dipper who wacked Bill hard with the bat
"OOOOOOWWWWW!"
"Yeah, this is for possessing my uncle!"said Mabel who hits Bill in his triangles(A/N: His nuts)
"OOOOOOOOOH"said everybody who finces after Mabel hits Bill in his triangles
"Bulls eye!"said Grenda
"Get 'em get 'em!"said the mayor(A/N: I forgot his name who says get 'em get 'em)
"Ow, my triangles!"squeaked Bill as he holds his triangles
"Nice one sis!"said Dipper
"Thanks, I always wanted to do that!"said Mabel
"And sorry Mabel about what happen, I didn't mean to make you upset"
"It's okay Dipper, I forgive you after all we did always have each others backs though and what do you say Dippingsauce mystery twins?"
"Mystery twins"
Mabel and Dipper hugged each other
"That's so sweet that you two make me sick that I want to put on a curse on you two!"said Bill who laughs evilly
"You are one little insensitive triangle!"said Dipper
"Yeah get a hobby!"said Mabel
"Why you little..."said Grunkle Stan who grabs his metal bat and starts hitting Bill hard many times
"Ow, hey watch it OW! OUCH OW OW OW!"yelled Bill
"No one ever insults my niece and nephew!"
"Yeah you tell him Mr. Pines!"said Soos
"Hit him in the triangles again!"said Wendy, Gideon, and Mabel
"Wait wait don't don't don't-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!"screamed Bill like a five year old girl
"YEAH!"said everybody
"Who's next to hit the pinata!"said Grunkle Stan
"Me me me me!"
"Oh no not again!"said Bill
Haha I wish I'd been there to see that
Anywho I laughed so hard when Bill got hit in the triangles so hard that I was in tears and now Bill is not going to have babies
So I hope you enjoy this!
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