Hey guys! New story! Its going to be a bunch of people on blind dates. There random so you'll never know who's going to be next. It could be anyone, like, Sun and Pyrrha, or Junior and Oobleck. Even Neo and Winter. Anyway, on to the story!

FIRST DATE: Ozpin and Neo.

They sat across from each other, silently. One because she couldn't speak, the other because he had no clue how he got there, neither did. Both were doing normal stuff, then poof, they were in a room with everyone else and a loud voice called there names. And now, they were here. "So, miss Neo, how are you?" He asked casually. She said nothing.

"Miss Neapolitan?" He asked, leaning forward slightly. She made a drawing motion. "Can you...speak?" He asked. She shook her head. "Oh! Here." He said, handing her a pen and notebook from his coat. "Thanks." She wrote. "Your quite welcome. What is your age?" He asked. "Umm, why?" She asked, not trusting this man. "Well miss Neo, I'm currently on a date with you. Sure its forced but still a date. And if your below fifteen, well you get the idea. Not like I would ever date anyone younger then twenty five, if I did date bu-" He was cut off when Neo put a finger to his lips.

She smiled and sat back down. "Your fine Oz. I get it okay? Don't worry." She wrote/said, starting to trust this man a little after his speech. He sighed. "So, why do you think we're here?" He asked. She shrugged. "Well, I'm not sure. What were you doing before you came here?" She asked. "I was in my office drinking coffee. And you?"

"Trying to talk." "Oh. How did you lose your voice?" He asked, leaning back. "When I was younger, like six, there was an accident. I could no longer speak, but I feel like might be regaining my voice." She said. Ozpin frowned. "I am very sorry to hear that. You said you were practicing talking. May I see how far you've come?" He asked politely. She nodded and looked at him nervously.

"Hhh..." She tried to say something, but all that came out was a raspy whisper. She shook her head and tried again. "Hhh...O...Oz...Ozpin..." She whispered in the same raspy voice, this time forming words. She smiled shyly and blushed. "You seem to have come a long way Neo." He said, nodding his head. "If you don't mind me asking, how long has it been since you last talked?" "Eleven years. Before the accident." He smiled slightly. "The first words you say are my name? I'm flattered miss Neo." She smiled, blushing slightly.

They sat in an awkward silence for awhile, until Neo wrote something. "So Oz, how old are you?" He thought about it for a moment. "Well, older then most." He said with a small, playful smirk. "Hmm. Okay, favorite color?" "Emerald."

"Favorite drink?" "Coffee."

"Favorite season?" "Hmm, I think spring."

"Favorite food?" "Dolmas and tzatziki sauce."

"Okay...Best moment of your life?" "That's a tough question miss Neo. I don't know if I can answer that at this moment." He said, with a small laugh.

"Okay I got it, whats your favorite book?" "Well, there's multiple books that I love. My favorite is probably... Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban."

Neo gasped. "What!? You pour soul! How can't you see that the fourth is the best!" Ozpin shook his head. "My dear girl, has Roman told you this? He is steering you in the wrong direction. I mean, how can you like that book more? Cedric dies! Voldemort returns! Ron betrays Harry! In the third book, you find out Sirius is his god father, Ron gets an owl, there's Remus, and-"

She covered his mouth. "I'm going to stop you there. I think we can both agree, the fifth book is the worst." "Yes it is not my favorite. Or the last two. So much death. Way to much character death. I mean, how can someone be so heartless, to kill Dobby of. To kill Fred." He said, expressing his feelings about the book other than Glynda (Who preferred the movies over the books.)

"Hey, I have a joke." She said, with a grin. "Okay." "Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?" "Why?" "So you'd never know what side he's on." He groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose. "You can't be serious." "I'm dead Sirius." He glared at her for a moment until he started laughing. "Okay, that was a very Riddikulus" He said.

She rolled her eyes. "Remus be a lot different than I first thought." "Your Obliviate to the fact that, you started this." "I'm stupefied by how stupid that was" "Your very lestrange." They both started laughing very hard. "Wow, I have't laughed this much since...never mind." He said, wiping his eyes.

(Outside somewhere)

Everyone watched a TV in a small room. On it was Neo and Ozpin, telling Harry Potter jokes to each other. "I can't believe this. For years, I have never seen him tell a joke. And now he just said the worst jokes in all of Remnant." Oobleck said in shock. Everyone watched in various states of surprise and laughter.

Glynda crossed her arms. "The movies are way better than the books." She mumbled angrily. "Harry Potter sucks." Carrdin said loudly. Everyone turned to him. "I mean, why do people think a guy with glasses and a scar is so cool? I'm way better then hi-" He was cut off when Yang punched him across the face. "Stupid bird." She spat at him. They all went back to watching the TV, ignoring the limp bully in the corner.

(Back to the room)

"I wonder how the others are doing." Ozpin thought out loud. Neo shrugged. "So I have som-" He was cut off when they were teleported to the main room. "What just happened?" Ozpin asked, now sitting next to Yang. Again Neo shrugged. "Hey Oz, those were such bad jokes, it was like the cruciatus curse." Qrow said, laughing.

Ozpin paled. "Wh...What jokes?" He lied. "We heard them. All of them." Ozpin laughed nervously. "I have no clue what you are talking about. Ozpin said, pushing up his glasses, calm demeanor returning. "Prof, we all heard you. Those were yangtastic puns!" Yang grinned patting Ozpin on the back.

Okay, will this ship float, or is it a ship wreck, it could be one, titanic disaster. Tell me what you think! Also I think the ship name of NeoXOzpin should be Time for Icecream. Maybe spumoni because of there colors. Leave a comment and tell me what you think or any certain ships you want. Also, lots of Harry Potter jokes. Most I made up. And me and my dad have a lot of disagreements about which book is better. I think The third one, while he thinks the fourth one. Anyway, hope you enjoyed, and R&R!