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This is the original version of AMG! Winter Tales 2016 : Body Switch edition, chapter 25. The one posted there was re-written by zeroIQ to fit the rating.

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Keiichi was doing his best to wait patiently outside the water closet. It was quite difficult, considering he was in Urd's body.

While at first, he thought the hardest part would be trying to ignore how Urd's boobs seemed to bounce at any moment. Even if he was in a woman's body, Keiichi still considered himself a heterosexual man and it seemed that Urd's body was trying to seduce him. How or why, he had no idea.

But after awhile, he found that focusing on something was a bigger problem. Either he lost interest in a matter of moments or he overfocused to the point where he forgot why he started a task. How he went from cleaning his beemer to chasing after Banpei to strip him for parts for his beemer, Keiichi couldn't figure out.

So when Skuld asked him if he knew why Urd was taking a long time at the toilet, Keiichi had a good idea and hoped he was wrong.

"Keiichi, tell me now what Urd is-" Skuld began in an increasingly annoyed tone.

"If it's what I think it is, then we really don't want to barge in," Keiichi quickly said, not bothering to look at Skuld. When Skuld opened her mouth, he said, "Because if she really is doing what I think she's doing, then I give you permission to-"

The door opened up. Urd had a blush on their face as they said in a singsong tone, Oh, boys are so great... It's a feeling that girls just won't understand..."

Urd paused for a moment as they took in who was waiting for them. "Oh, hi guys. What's up?"

Keiichi glared at Urd for a moment before he said with a tremble of anger, "Skuld? Bomb her."

"Why?" Skuld asked.

"Probably because I decided to see how well his tool feels. Gotta say, there are some things mortals really do better than gods. I'm gonna be ever so jealous of Belldandy on your wedding day!" Urd said with a smirk that Skuld knew all too well. Grabbing the boobs on her body, Urd said, "Huh… So that's how my girls feel from a mortal perspective. ...Hey, Keiichi, wanna do something freaky?"

Skuld let out a warcry as she began to produce bomb after bomb and threw them at Urd. As soon as they heard the warcry, Urd ran as fast as Keiichi's body could to avoid whatever bomb Skuld was throwing.

"Skuld! Calm down! It's not like I tried to flirt with Mara in this!" Urd yelled.

"You planned on making Keiichi cheat on Big Sis with Mara?! Take this!" Skuld yelled as she and Urd ran out of sight.

Keiichi followed after in a brisk pace, not wanting to miss one moment.

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Notes from HotelKatz: So let me know if I did push this chapter from the T rating into the M rating or if I was worrying over nothing.

And the line Urd sang was from Nyaruko: Crawling with Love, specifically a bodyswitch episode.