hetalia is himaruya's. no material profit gained from this fic. indonesia oc is made based of the personification concept and the actual country. married!nethernesia.

yes the prompt is an indonesian meme. "om telolet om" basically means 'sir, honk, sir'. it started as a bunch of kids asking bus drivers to honk at them using their modified horns. look it up.

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nesia wished there was a hole opening beside her so she could jump into the underworld and never return to the upper world.

two hours ago she arrived home exhausted and bored. as the latter won, she went outside intending to buy a snack. she encountered a bunch of telolet kids on the way, so she followed them to a larger road. at first nesia only laughed and took photos of their smiling faces holding up a cardboard sign, but soon she found herself joining wholeheartedly.

"OM TELOLET OM!" she yelled at every buses passing them, waving the sign happily. some buses stopped to drop its passengers, where they used this chance to take a selfie with the vehicle.

the telolet hunters just finished a selfie session with a bus from the airport when an eerily familiar, deep voice called nesia and asked, "what are you doing?"

she turned and felt blood drained from her face. quickly she gave the sign to a nearby kid, grabbed his hand and ran towards her home. their cheerful "CIIIEEEEE" followed her far into her street.

"y-you didn't tell me you're going to visit, andries," nesia said while opening her fence, avoiding his eyes.

"I already did, two days ago. there's a sudden change of plan so I thought I could see you for a while," he replied calmly, but his voice slightly changed when he continued, "but more importantly, what were you doing?"

she unlocked her door, blushing. "nothing!" at the moment, she wanted nothing but hiding under a rock. her carefully crafted image was ruined. ruined!

"I saw you jumping and waving that sign, what is it, OM TE-"

"y-you saw nothing!" nesia turned, pouting, but her words quickly forgotten as she saw andries' lips trembled in amusement.

"I'm not laughing at you," he assured her, but he had to speak with a hand covering his mouth.

"liar." she stomped towards the kitchen, not returning until fifteen minutes had passed with a cup of tea for her guest.

andries was watching something on his phone. the noises coming from the device sounded funny. when nesia tried to see it, he turned it face down.

"is it something private...?"

"it isn't. I wanted to show you but your mood seemed to be sour, so-"

her curiosity got ahold of her. "just show me."

he shifted on the couch to face her. "promise you won't be upset again."

she nodded. "alright."

andries showed the phone screen to her. it's a forty-seconds video remix of telolet bus compilation. nesia glanced at her husband, cheeks puffed, but then she broke into a laugh and andries pulled her for a kiss.

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'CIEEE' is a cheer usually directed towards a couple here. the video truly exists, made by - guess what - a dutch dj duo.