AN Hey guys Lolo here so I know I said I wasn't going to do any new stories but this is not really a story. One of my friends and I got bored so we started writing this about half way through we ended up roleplaying. Neither one of us know how that happened. This was a lot of fun to write so as soon as "chapter 2" is done I will upload it. We were working on this during school as we are both homeschooled but go somewhere else to do our school and we sit next to each other. My friend asked me to only refer to them as Master Jarrus so that is all the information I am giving about them. So enjoy I sure had a lot of fun writing this, we could barely stop giggling.
Chapter One
(Scene starts at the school Artemis's mother is forcing him to go, he arrives with Butler, Marinette is surprisingly early)
Alya: Marinette you're early.
Marinette: Yeah. (Blushes)
Alya: Did you hear about the new guy.
Marinette: New guy?
(Adrien walks up)
Adrien: There is a new guy?
Alya: He's from Ireland.
Adrien: Oh, Artemis Fowl. He is always in a fowl mood.
Marinette: (dread) Did you just make a pun?
Adrien: Is that a problem.
Marinette: (wearing fake grin) N-not at all.
Adrien: Ok, so yeah Artemis has a big ego he is a criminal and doesn't go anywhere without his bodyguard.
Alya: Like you with Gorilla?
Adrien: Hey, I try to ditch him, but Artemis doesn't even go into a room if Butler doesn't check it out.
Marinette: W-wait, Butler.
Adrien: That is what the Fowls call him.
(Nino walks up)
Nino: Hey dude and dudettes what are you all talking about.
Alya: The new kid.
Nino: Oh, cool, is it a he or she?
Adrien: Remember, that Irish kid that was at the park.
Nino: Him?! No not at all.
Adrien: Yeah, I saw him talking to his ring.
(Marinette looks surprised but is paying closer attention to what Adrien is saying)
Marinette: H-his ring?
Adrien: Yeah.
Alya: Do you think Fowl might be Paris's feline hero?
Adrien: (laughs) Please all he cares about is gold and himself.
Marinette: A-Adrien h-have you met him b-before?
Adrien: Well not exactly, but I heard him talking to a waitress and she ran away crying
Marinette: Maybe she wasn't crying because of him, we girls are very emotional, maybe she was having a bad day
Adrien: You know, you're right Marinette.
Marinette: Well let's hope he isn't another Chloe.
Adrien: Hey, Chloe isn't perfect, she is dealing with stuff.
(Everyone gives him a 'really' look)
Alya: She is the cause for most of the Akuma attacks.
Adrien: Well did you, ever think about what might be going on her life, that makes her act like that.
Marinette: W-well no one really has.
Adrien: Then maybe, you guys, should cut her some slack.
(Artemis walks up with Butler he is wearing his usual attire)
Artemis: Butler, do you know why mother put me in this school.
Butler: She wants you to act normal, Artemis, at least she didn't make you wear that outfit she got you when you were working on the project.
Artemis: Butler, will you avoid bringing up my Atlantis Complex
Butler: Yes sir
Artemis: Thank you, old friend.
Nino: Yo new kid, in the suit.
(Artemis glances towards them and Butler looks at them, looking for weapons)
Artemis: (annoyed) my name is not new kid, it is Artemis Fowl the Second, and I prefer to be addressed as Artemis.
Adrien: (to Marinette) so do you still think that waitress was, just having a 'bad day' now?
Marinette: Give him a chance he might just need a friend (she then realizes who she is talking to) I-I mean he is p-probably just nervous, y-you remember your first day here d-don't you.
Adrien: Fine, but I still don't like him.
Marinette: Hello, Artemis, I'm Marinette.
Artemis: Hello, Miss Marinette.
Marinette: Oh, just Marinette,
Artemis: Alright, Marinette, quite the interesting name, it means-
Marinette: I know what it means.
Adrien: I don't.
Artemis: The one who rises.
Adrien: Marinette, your name is a pun.
Marinette: I know, why do you think, I hate puns
Adrien: I thought you didn't mind them
Marinette: They're alright it's just my last name means from bread and my parents work at a bakery.
Adrien: Yeah I guess that would be annoying.
Alya: Hey that's a cool ring where did you get it.
Artemis: A small friend gave it to me.
Marinette: A small friend.
Artemis: Yes.
Alya: What is this small friend's name?
Artemis: I'd rather not tell.
Marinette: Sworn to secrecy?
Artemis: Yes, and if I tell they'll wipe my mind.
Marinette: (thoughts) could this guy be Chat Noir? He looks different but maybe the transformation makes him look different.
Adrien: (thoughts) is he a Chat Noir fan? Of course he is, I'm pawsome.
Marinette: So how long have you been in Paris?
Artemis: A few months, I was visiting my friend Minerva.
Butler: I believe she still has a crush on you sir
Artemis: Please Butler, Minerva is two years older than me.
Butler: Sir, she idolized you for years.
Alya: Where have you been staying?
Artemis: The-
Chloe: ADRIKINS!
Adrien: (Sarcasm) Oh joy.
Nino: Say goodbye to personal space, dude.
Adrien: This is what I get, for letting my father turn me into a model.
Artemis: The sacrifices of having money.
Adrien: Yeah, except you don't have girls flirting with you.
Artemis: One of the many joys of being a prodigy.
(Chloe is now behind Adrien and gives him a hug)
Adrien: Hi Chloe.
Chloe: (to Artemis) who are you?
Artemis: I am Artemis Fowl the Second, and you must be Miss Chloe Bourgeois, although for how your father fawns over you I would expect you would have more self-respect than flirting with someone just because they are in possession of more money than you.
Chloe: How dare you insult me like that, I'm calling my daddy on you and he is the mayor of Paris, so he can have you kicked out.
Artemis: I highly doubt that, Miss Bourgeois seeing as your father has been using his position to appease his greediness, (to Marinette) Well, Marinette, it has been nice conversing with you perhaps we could talk again.
Marinette: Purrhaps we could chat again sometime.
(Artemis walks inside after Butler does)
Alya: Girl, I think he likes you
Adrien: (thoughts) Wait, likes her, no way am I not going to let him near Marinette… because, I don't want him treating her the way he treated Chloe… I think that's why, any way
Marinette: It's probably that he just thinks that I'll be a good friend (her thoughts) If he is Chat, it would explain why he acted like that but then again maybe he just wants to be friends, and if he is Chat and he didn't get that pun then I'll… I'll hang him from the top of the Eiffel Tower with my Yo-yo. But first let's see how he reacts at tonight's patrol.
(Time skip. Lunch. Artemis is leaving the school, Marinette 'accidently' bumps into him)
Marinette: Sorry, sorry. I am such a klutz, (looks him in the eye) Artemis, was it.
Artemis: Yes, and you should probably get different shoes seeing how most people trip because of their shoes.
Marinette: Really?
Artemis: Yes, usually an untied shoelace, but sometimes the shoe in general is the real problem.
Marinette: I'll look into that.
(Adrien sees them talking, he walks over)
Adrien: Marinette!
Marinette: A-Adrien
Adrien: (thoughts) Has she always stuttered when she talks to me (talking) Hey Marinette, I just wanted to know if you wanted to hang out sometime, I mean, I just realized how much we don't really hang out I thought that it would be nice… you know just you me for a walk in the park sometime.
Marinette: A-a-a walk in the p-park.
(Alya walks up)
Alya: Hey guys, Adrien, what did you do to Mari she looks broken.
Adrien: I just asked if we could hang out, since all the other time we've hung out one on one someone is akumatized.
Artemis: Wouldn't you know when there is an akuma, Agreste.
Adrien: Why would I know, Fowl.
Artemis: You really don't know, fascinating.
Marinette: Adrien, what is he talking about?
Adrien: I don't know, Artemis, what are you talking about?
Artemis: Never mind, that is something you need to figure out on your own.
(He walks out the door)
Adrien: Wait. Where is he going?
Alya: Adrien, do you have any idea of what he could be referring to?
Adrien: Not a clue.
Alya: Hey Mari, did he say anything that might hint that he was Chat Noir?
Adrien: He's not Chat Noir.
Alya: How do you know?
Adrien: I uh… I'm friends with Chat Noir.
Marinette: R-really, is that how you kn-new that I helped him with the Evillustrator?
Adrien: Yeah, that's exactly how I knew?
Alya: Funny that you mention that you are friends with Chat, 'cause Mari is friends with Ladybug.
Marinette: Well, I'm not exactly friends with her, I just happen to be acquainted with her.
Adrien: Cool, I wish, I could get to know Ladybug better, I've met her a few times but we never really talked much.
Marinette: R-really, w-well, she wants t-to talk to y-you more a-also.
Adrien: Cool.
Alya: If you want to talk to LB Adrien then you went to the right girl, that interview with Ladybug, I got awhile back, Marinette set up.
Marinette: Well it wasn't that hard, I mean, she really enjoys seeing how many people appreciate her efforts to save Paris.
Adrien: Chat Noir is the same way.
Marinette: Y-you said that you're f-friends with Chat, right.
Adrien: Yeah.
Marinette: Do you know his identity?
Adrien: Well… um.
Marinette: I'll take that as a no, therefore Alya's suspicion could be correct.
Adrien: (thoughts) I want to tell Marinette the truth, but I can't. Why does this have to be so difficult?
(Scene switch to Artemis at the Le Grand Paris. Chloe and her father are at the door Artemis starts walking up to them)
Chloe: That's him Daddy, the one who insulted me.
Artemis: Please, I know a lot more about your father's crimes Ms. Bourgeois.
Andre: I highly doubt that, Artemis, it is childish to even pretend to know.
Artemis: The only thing you use Paris' money is for your own greediness not for Paris herself. You and your daughter both have caused many of the Akumas that are attacking Paris yet you do nothing to help or stop them. It is curious that you are even still Mayor after all many places now have rules that do not allow anyone to stay in charge for as long as you have I would have thought that Paris was the same but I guess not. Also you had just admitted it, and I had Butler recording it.
(Marinette runs up)
Marinette: Hey Artemis, Chloe, Mayor Bourgeois.
Artemis: Marinette, it is miraculous to see you again. The Mayor and I were just having a talk.
Marinette: (thoughts) knew it, he is Chat Noir. He may not make as many puns as before, but why is he making it obvious? Does he know I am Ladybug, or is it to Marinette he is talking to?
(Screams come from the distance)
Marinette: Is that an Akuma? (She pulls out her phone when she got a notification) Yes, it is I just got a notification from the Ladyblog. The Akuma is calling herself the Obliviosa
(They all started running towards where the Akuma was)
(Akuma comes out, Marinette runs and hides turns into Ladybug runs out to start fighting. Artemis is nowhere to be seen Chat Noir shows up. They fight Ladybug and Chat Noir wins both fist bump and runs off Marinette runs back out and runs into Artemis)
Marinette: Artemis, hey I can't believe that an Akuma was upset because so many people were oblivious, what were her powers anyway?
Artemis: I believe, if you were hit with the beam she produced from her hands then you would know everything (thoughts) yet you seem unaffected.
Marinette: (thoughts) I asked him that question to test him, after all he was nowhere to be seen when the Akuma was out and I ran off to transform. Just who is Artemis Fowl?
Artemis: If you are collecting data for your friend who runs the LadyBlog, I can assure you, Marinette, I am not Chat Noir
(Marinette looks dumbfounded)
Artemis: You are also probably wondering how I know about her powers, well there was a live stream from the Ladyblog till your friend was hit. (He pauses to let the information sink in, then he continues) Also Marinette only those who do not overanalyze are aware of who you are.
(He walks away and Marinette realizes that Butler was across the street)
Tikki: Marinette, he is too mean to be Chat Noir.
Marinette: I don't know, maybe he is pretending because he doesn't want me to know.
Tikki: Remember how Chat reacted during the incident with Lady Wi-Fi, he wanted you to know his identity too.
Marinette: I guess you are right Tikki, but I still think he is a likely candidate not that Alya will let me think differently.
Tikki: True, Marinette, but just remember, Chat Noir may be someone you see every day, but don't realize, the magic of the miraculous prevents most people from seeing. Only certain people who know certain things will be able to see through the magic.
Marinette: Like what kind of things?
Tikki: I'm not supposed to tell you this but, fairies, elves, dwarves they are all real and they have magic similar to the Miraculous and those that have used can see through the Miraculous' magic I don't know if that is the case with Artemis but I…
Marinette: You need me to find out.
Tikki: Yes, if he got a hold of that magic he will be the most powerful being on Earth and the only thing that could stop him is the-
Marinette: The Miraculous.
(Time skip, end of the school day. Marinette sees Artemis with Butler, he is talking to his 'ring', she walks up to him)
Marinette: Interesting ring Artemis, I suppose since you know one of my secrets, I get to know one of yours
Artemis: (frowns for a moment) I wouldn't be that much of a mastermind, if I told my secrets, now would I, Marinette… or do you prefer your other name, since it isn't a pun.
Marinette: Marinette is just fine, and I only want one secret.
Artemis: I am a former criminal mastermind.
Marinette: Are you sure about, 'former'
Artemis: If you think I am Hawkmoth, then I can assure you that is not the case.
Marinette: I wasn't implying you were Hawkmoth, because I already know that he is an adult male, I was just making sure that with you being a "criminal mastermind" you wouldn't hurt my friends.
Artemis: I may have to read about being a good friend, but I know what it is like to see them suffer.
Marinette: OK I am sorry, I accused you like that but I just wanted confirmation.
Artemis: I assume, your kwami broke the rules and told you about fairies then and… our misunderstandings then.
Marinette: She told me a bit, but not a whole lot.
Artemis: Alright Marinette, how about I propose a deal, I keep your secret and you keep mine and please don't tease me about being able to speak Gnomish.
Marinette: You have a deal, Artemis.
Butler: You understand, that if you tell anyone then we will have to tell the LEP.
Marinette: The what?
Artemis: Fairy police, my friend, Holly Short, is a part of it.
Marinette: Ah.
(Tikki pops her head out of Marinette's purse)
Tikki: How come you can see through the magic of the Miraculous?
Artemis: Time travel, I was able to steal a small amount of magic, but I used all of it to try to save my mother, when I thought she was dying.
Marinette: That's so sad what happened, is she alright?
Artemis: She's fine, in fact, she is the reason why I am going to, Francois Du-point.
Marinette: Oh, do you like it here though?
Artemis: I wish it was more challenging, but then again, I did get detention for hacking the school computers in first grade to make test questions harder
Marinette: Wait, you hacked… never mind, I probably will need you to explain over again before I get it.
Butler: You're right, he often has to explain to me several times then I usually given up trying to understand.
Marinette: (giggles)
(Adrien is talking to Nino, he hears Marinette giggling and looks to see her with Artemis)
Nino: Dude, if I didn't know better I would think you're jealous of the new dude.
Adrien: I'm not jealous, I just… I don't want him to treat her how he treated Chloe
Nino: Dude, Chloe was hanging off of you like your backpack, he got her off of you.
Adrien: What if Alya was hanging off of you like that, and he said that to her.
Nino: Alya isn't Chloe, Dude, plus she would have punched him, before I could do anything to stop her.
Adrien: Good point, what if he said it Juleka.
Nino: Juleka would never hang off of anyone like that. Dude, just admit it you are jealous.
Adrien: I am not (thoughts) If he says anything to make her upset, then I'll know what cataclysm does to a human.
Nino: (skeptical look to Adrien) If you say so, dude, but no one is buying it.
Adrien: Why would I be jealous of (disgust) him.
Nino: Dude, I don't know, it is you who glares at him, not me. And, dude, what is up with the disgust, he seems cool to me.
Adrien: I just don't want him to hurt Mari.
Nino: I would be more worried about his bodyguard hurting you, if you glare at him one more time.
Adrien: I doubt he will hurt me Nino.
(Alya jumps from behind the wall with her phone on record)
Alya: (shark like grin on her face) so are you jealous, because you just admitted to glaring at him and you called Marinette, Mari
Adrien: (blushes) No I am not jealous, he just rubs me the wrong way.
(Skeptical looks all around)
Alya: Mmhmm right, I will let you think that for a while.
Adrien: Wait is your phone on record?
Alya: Yeah and I'm sending Marinette the recording.
Adrien: (he pales) Why do you have to torture me like that, Alya.
Alya: So you are jealous.
Adrien: No.
Alya: Are ya sure?
Adrien: As sure as can be.
Alya: Then why, are you still glaring at him?
Adrien: Why is your phone still on record?
Alya: Because, I am a reporter, and this is juicy info, imagine tomorrow, this front cover 'Adrien Agreste, the famous son of Gabriel Agreste and model, has a crush on baker's daughter, Marinette Dupain-Cheng' people would go wild.
Adrien: (blushing really hard) I-I-I d-don't like M-Marinette l-like that.
Alya: Alright, fine, sure, see if she believes you.
Adrien: Don't tell her, it could ruin our friendship.
Alya: So you do like her?
Adrien: (panicked) Hey, look it's Ladybug. (He points to the top of the building across the street from them they look he runs)
Alya: (throws the hand without her phone) Where!? Argh he tricked me. That's it Agreste you are going down for that
Nino: wow Alya, chill, you just got evidence that he likes her
Alya: that's right (cackles) better watch the Ladyblog Agreste because there is going to be a special addition
Nino: (backs away slowly) should I be scared?
Alya: for Adrien
Nino: or me whichever works
Alya: true they are going to hear that whole conversation
Nino: I am just going to hide for a couple months sweetheart
Alya: good idea
Nino: bye (thoughts) I feel you Adrien, girls are scary
(Elsewhere Adrien shivers)
Adrien: why do I get the feeling of utter terror?
Plagg: because you made a girl mad, and she has viewers from all over Paris, plus you haven't fed me
(Back to Marinette and Artemis, at her parents' bakery)
Marinette: hello maman, papa
Artemis: my mother would enjoy youmas child
Marinette: why is that?
Artemis: she argues with me over whether I should call her mum or mother
Marinette: which side are you on?
Artemis: mother
Marinette: Wow usually it is the other way around
Artemis: exactly, she wants me to be normal when she isn't normal herself
Butler: excuse me asking this, but does anyone who lives in Fowl Manor, normal
Artemis: valid point, I will bring that up next time
Mrs. Dupain-Cheng: Marinette who is your new friend
Marinette: Oh, Maman this is Artemis Fowl and his bodyguard, Butler
Artemis: well actually I am the second Artemis Fowl my father is the first and Butler's real name is confidential because he is in all countries by one name or another Mrs. Dupain-Cheng
Mrs. Dupain-Cheng: Oh, um… well I suppose it comes with the job of being a bodyguard. Oh and just call me Sabine, all of Marinette's friends do
Artemis: your daughter and you are alike but then again most parents and offspring are
Marinette: Thank many people say we are similar but… I am not entirely sure you were complimenting me there
Artemis: sorry I developed a habit of showing no emotion, especially after… my Atlantis Complex
Marinette: it is fine. And what do you mean Atlantis Complex
Artemis: you wouldn't believe me
Marinette: really now
Artemis: you would think my head is still stuck in fairy tales
Marinette: You'll tell me in the end
Mrs. Dupain-Cheng: Marinette! That was rude.
Artemis: it's quite alright I've dealt with Jon Spiro before, Marinette is not holding me in a cell until I give her an Eternity Code
Marinette: Artemis is a child prodigy so he says things that don't sound French
Mrs. Dupain-Cheng: Oh alright just don't act like that in front of me again young lady
Marinette: yes maman, and Artemis is the Atlantis Complex similar to Child Prodigy Syndrome
Artemis: almost exact
Marinette: (to Butler) wow and you had to deal with that
Butler: he sent me on a wild goose chase to Mexico
Marinette: lucky you I heard it can be strange
Butler: when I found him in Iceland
Artemis: you didn't find me on Iceland you started searching for me on Iceland because of the Project
Marinette: I am just going to walk away because I am so lost in this conversation and I am not sure I want to know at the moment
Artemis: yes how about we drop the subject of Atlantis Complex
Mrs. Dupain-Cheng: I agree with that how about you come get something to snack on
Artemis: do you have caviar
Mrs. Dupain-Cheng: no we do not sorry
Marinette: we have desserts and such
Artemis: I dislike desserts
Marinette: how can you like caviar but not… never mind probably something I don't want to know again
Butler: actually no one knows why he doesn't like them it is just an Artemis thing, both of them
Marinette: so moving on from that what you want to do
Artemis: (the grin that makes people expect vampire fangs from his mouth) do you have a computer
Marinette: yeah I have one in my room for my designs and school work why?
Artemis: you just have to trust me
Marinette: (eyes him warily) okay just don't break it follow me
(They walk up to Marinette's overly pink room with pictures and posters of Adrien hanging on the wall)
Artemis: (sarcasm) you wouldn't happen to have a crush on Adrien would you
Marinette: (blushes) no of course not they are for my designs
Artemis: (sarcasm) right, (he moves her mouse and her screen saver pops up) you don't even have a password
Marinette: (turns pink as Tikki) S-shut up
Artemis: you have to get password, because I plan on making it possible for you to track akuma's and it will link to your phone
Marinette: (eyes widen) you can do that?
Artemis: it's quite simple really (he starts typing rapidly) all you have to do is hack Paris Traffic Cameras and erase all trace
Marinette: (sarcasm) simple right forgot
Artemis: (smugly) done
Marinette: WHAT, wow that was quick
Artemis: it was elementary, really, all you had to do was know the Mayor's passwor-
Marinette: (blinks) did you just quote Sherlock Holmes?
Artemis: No, Sherlock could never pull off something like this he lived in the 19th century, as I was saying the mayor's password would be what he loves the most, Chloe, and he would have similar passwords for everything else
Marinette: that flew right over my head but I am just going to nod and move on
Artemis: all you needed was to type Chloe in the first one the his nicknames for her in the other ten
Marinette: right got it
(Tapping at her trapdoor, Chat noir opens it and pops his head down)
Chat Noir: hey purrincess how are you toda- is that Artemis Fowl, purrincess don't you know I'm allergic to birds
Artemis: (sarcasm) how amusing, (normal) although you are only allergic to pigeons
(Giggling comes from the distance)
Chat Noir: I am actually allergic to all feathers not just pigeon feathers, that includes chickens who hide behind high IQs
Marinette: Chat that wasn't nice
Artemis: it's quite alright Marinette as I stated to your mother earlier I am used to it and have had worse than childish and petty insults from Alley cats
Marinette: both of you knock it off
Artemis: fine, since it would be polite and you have been a gracious hostess
Chat Noir: oh no, I am not dropping this, he called me an alley cat, I am much better than them
Marinette: Chat you are being awfully childish and you are acting quite rude to my friend
Chat: since when were you friends with criminals have you seen his record it started when he was 8 years old
Mariette: Chat stop this is unlike you. You are usually better than this
Artemis: I think I know what is wrong
Chat: what would you know about me?
Marinette: CHAT! Stop this instant.
Artemis: you like Marinette and you are worried I'll hurt her also the UN only has my partial record
Chat: I just want her to be safe Fowl and I don't think she is safe anywhere near you
Marinette: is anyone listening to me
Artemis: I am sorry Marinette I am trying to resolves this peacefully without butler cutting in
Marinette: Chat, Artemis is correct he is trying to stop this fight but you just keep dragging it back
Chat: princess, the Russian Mafia are scared of him
Marinette: that may be true but it is in the past I believe that Artemis has changed and you should trust me on this. If not you can leave
Chat: Prin-Mari please I saw how he treated Chloe and I don't want him treating you like that
Marinette: but I am not Chloe chat he has no reason to treat me like that so you have no reason to treat him like how you are
Artemis: I blackmailed a friend once and I've hated myself even though she forgave me and I would never do it again
Marinette: See Chat he has changed, I-I want you to leave
Chat: princess?
Marinette: NOW CHAT (runs off sobbing)
Artemis: really, Adrien why did you make your friend cry
(He leaves, but you can guess Chat's expression Artemis goes downstairs into Marinette's living room)
Artemis: Are you ok?
Marinette: (stopped crying sounds like she is about to start again) Fine, I just can't believe he was being so rude to you!
Artemis: Please don't start crying again, I never what to do when girls are crying.
Marinette: (smile and chuckles) not many boys do these days
Artemis: that and why mother wants me to be normal seems to be the only thing I can't grasp
Marinette: I guess girls are difficult to understand (Sighs) Chloe and I used to be friends then one day she just started bullying me no reason
Artemis: I wonder if it has everything to do with her mother, I notice that she is never at the Le Grand Paris
Marinette: She went missing about a year ago
Artemis: Now, I feel guilty about how I treated her.
Marinette: Don't be she deserved it, she is always being harsh towards others and hanging on to Adrien like that it's so annoying!
Artemis: five years ago the Russian Mafia destroyed the Fowl Star, my father was believed dead and my mother started suffering from depression. Two years after that I was twelve I kidnapped Holly for a ransom to fund a search for my father. The People paid the money, I asked Holly to heal my mother, and on return I gave have a portion of the ransom back. I was forced to see a psychiatrist for several months, several retired early. I got an email from the Mafia one day and it was a video of man with a sign around his neck that said in Russian 'Hello Son'
Marinette: what happened to him?
Artemis: the Mafia thinks I shot him, but it was a small bag of water and my blood.
Marinette: So you shot a bag of water and blood, to make people think you killed your father. Is he all right now?
Artemis: He lost his leg, but besides that he is fine, and the bag was more of capsule, it was fairy technology you would have to see for it to make sense,
Marinette: Ah makes sense. Oh it is starting to get dark out that reminds me you never did tell us where you were staying Chloe cut you off earlier
Artemis: Le Grand Paris
Marinette: I am sure if you wanted to Maman would let you stay here instead since your "talk" with Mayor Bourgeois didn't look to good when I showed up
Artemis: I doubt he will do anything. My family is very powerful
Marinette: Alright do you need me to show you out or do you think you are good
Butler: I'll have my sister bring the limo
Artemis: she won't be driving would she?
Butler: No, she loves drama to much since she did wrestling.
(Artemis visibly relaxes)
Marinette: Is this another thing I don't want to know?
Artemis: she was the Jade Princess and loves making drama out of everything
Marinette: kind of sounds like me actually I over dramatize almost everything
Artemis: she drives recklessly hoping it will cause a car chase with the police
Marinette: You saw my room didn't you Alya says it makes me look like a stalker, which I am not.
Artemis: (sarcasm) right you are a normal girl who has hormones
Marinette: (blushes beet red) Oh, hush you
Artemis: you can't even talk to him normally
Marinette: oh, as if you don't get crushes
Artemis: Once and I was going through puberty, but since then not really
Marinette: What about that girl that you were talking about earlier, Minnie was it?
Artemis: Minerva, and that was before I got stuck in another dimension for three years, know it is feels weird and uncomfortable when I'm near her.
Marinette: so you did like her
Artemis: when I was going through puberty
Butler: what about Holly
Artemis: Orion has a crush on her, not me!
Butler: according to Orion, you feel the same feelings you just showed them differently
Artemis: Orion, also was looking for magic pebbles in Iceland
Marinette: Who is Orion?
Artemis: Nobody of importance
Butler: I think your alternate pers-
Artemis: Butler, please
Marinette: I want to hear this it sounds promising
Artemis: No
Marinette: (turns to Butler) please tell me this story
Butler: Artemis is my employer and I was only there for half of it
Marinette: who was there for the whole thing?
Butler no one was except Artemis, but Holly and Foaly were there for the Orion parts
Artemis: Butler, please don't continue. I do not need her teasing about like Foaly does
Marinette: Pretty soon it may be too late for that, you really need to go though Patrol starts in…. Oh no 10 minutes have you really been here that long?
Artemis: You weren't aware of that
Marinette: I am almost always late for school I am terrible with time
Artemis: Well perhaps, we could pick you up, your house is on the route
Marinette: it would most possibly give people heart attacks if I am always on time or early if only it would work on Chloe
Artemis: I'm always on time, and it would save you detention,
Butler: Sir, your mother wants to see the school so she'll be driving with us tomorrow
(Artemis is a shade paler than usual)
Artemis: I will be willing to give you a ride after my mother isn't with us
Marinette: Is she really that bad?
Artemis: She will try to set us up
Marinette: Even though I already like someone
Artemis: my mother persuaded me to wear jeans and a T-shirt once
Marinette: I-I don't have anything to say to that
Artemis: Well I best be going, since you have that, 'homework'
Marinette: right homework
(Later that night, Artemis is picked up and Chat Noir and Ladybug have completed their Patrol and is talking on top of the Eiffel Tower)
Chat: M'Lady I need help
Ladybug: Yes Chat?
Chat: I made a friend mad at me when I was concerned about a guy she was hanging out with
Ladybug: What did she say about the guy (thoughts) He is talking about earlier with Artemis and I
Chat: that he has changed but I looked at his record and it started when he was 8, and he said that wasn't even the whole record!
Ladybug: Chat I would wait it out and see if he does anything to hurt your friend then you can go all out but otherwise...
Chat: Leave him alone
Ladybug: Exactly
Chat: I know that's what I should do but, I just I feel like I can't trust him. He is a Fowl and they have criminals for years.
Ladybug: Look Chat it is your choice but if you hurt him what will your friend think? Are you ready for them to be angry with you?
Chat: No, but I don't want her to be hurt either, and I know her as my identity but it just makes it harder
Ladybug: (thoughts) wait what? (To Chat) Chat it is your choice but just think it out for a while watch how they act around each other before you do anything maybe he really has changed and maybe not just wait a week or two.
Chat: what if he is acting
Ladybug: I know you don't want your friend to be hurt but maybe they are getting hurt just because of a fight you two may have over this. Maybe you are hurting them not the guy
Chat: How do yo- you talk to Marinette didn't you
Ladybug: (thoughts) oh….. (To Chat) No why?
Chat: the only person other than Marinette who knew about that was… Artemis! Are you friends with him just like Marinette is!
Ladybug: Chat what are you talking about I haven't talked to either of them today (thoughts) I am so busted aren't I
Chat: then how do you know we had a fight?
Ladybug: I didn't I said possible fight like in the future. Wait you already had a fight?! (Thoughts) that should work
(Chat shoulders slump down)
Chat: yeah
Ladybug: Oh Chatton
Chat: I didn't want to but Artemis was there and I just wanted to rip him apart (thoughts) maybe Artemis is right and I do like Marinette like that
Ladybug: Like I said before Mon Minou talk it out and see what happens
Chat: ok, you wouldn't mind if I cut patrol early to talk to her would you
Ladybug: Silly Kitty we have been done for a while I need to go before people get suspicious
Chat: k
(He runs and uses his baton to leap off the tower)
Ladybug: Goodnight Mon Minou (thoughts) now I need to go before Chat gets there. Why does he always have a crush on me?
(Ladybug jumps off of the Eiffel Tower and gets home and detransforms seconds before Chat Noir gets there)
Marinette: Chat Noir?! Why are you here?
Chat: I'm sorry about earlier I just really don't want him to hurt you purrincess
Marinette: I understand your concern Chat, but I can take care of myself
Chat: I know, but I just- I just… WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT!
Marinette: shhh my parents
Chat: sorry
Marinette: It is okay just remember that it is almost midnight they are asleep
Chat: Why are you still up?
Marinette: I got caught up in another design again
Chat: silly purrincess no wonder you are always late for school
Marinette: Wait how do you know about me always being late?
Chat: uh… my friend Adrien told me
Marinette: (thoughts) he lied to me of course I would have bought that if he didn't tell Ladybug about knowing me (to chat) oh ok I forgot Adrien said he knew you
Chat: yeah we're pretty close, almost like brothers
Marinette: really (thoughts) could it be Nino but he likes Alya
Chat: (thoughts) that was a close one (to Marinette) Yeah we've been friends for awhile
Marinette: how long? (Thoughts) please don't be Nino please don't be Nino
Chat: uh… a few years
Marinette: (thoughts) It doesn't sound as if it would be Nino as they have only known each other for this year but then again Nino and Chat have been in the same place but Adri- No Marinette there is no way that Adrien is Chat Noir, not that I would mind (to Chat) How long is a few years
Chat: Before his mother…
Marinette: Oh (thoughts) well there's that no way Nino is Chat it would be weird if he had a crush on both sides of me
Chat: yeah, so… are we good now?
Marinette: yes…. well, this is awkward now
Chat: yeah it is… I don't want you to be late for school tomorrow so bye
Marinette: (giggles) Yeah well I am getting tired. Goodnight Chat
Chat: Goodnight princess
(He leaves and Marinette smiles and goes to sleep)
23 pages guys 23 pages, at least on Word documents on Goggle docs there are like 36 pages, but woooooooow this is the longest thing I have ever written or been a part of. Woooooow 23 pages and 6522 words.